/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17307453
gay

>>17307453
absolutely. using that method, you can even eat up to 5 pizzas a day.

>>17307453
for me, its hamburger helper (hold the hamburger)

>>17307458
I wish this had sound

>>17307462
fantastic, i might forego 2-3l of diet soda to squeeze in another pizza. but how to up it to 6? (big pizza fan)

>>17307458
Wh is this faggot?

>>17307468
He probably sounds like every other faggot.

>>17307453

>Imma remove most of what gives it its taste

genius

Just eat less but then actually a good one.

>>17307537
The fat pooling on the surface is only a portion of the pizza's fat content and itself adds nothing positive to the experience. It's a vestige of the preparation, like skimming fat off the top of a stew before serving.

>>17307453
>I eat 3-4 pizzas a day

Jesus I like pizza as much as the next person but ain't 3-4 a day a bit much?

>>17307453
hi ulillillia

>>17307453
>I eat 3-4 pizzas a day
What did you mean by this

>>17307453
Picrel apparently scrapes the toppings off the bread and only eats the toppings. Supposedly cuts calories and he's old as fuck so clearly it's working to some extent. Maybe give it a shot?

>>17307595
he's literally just like me then

>>17307465
>hamburger helper (hold the hamburger)

meanwhile at pizza hut
>sprays finishing spray onto the pizza to make it greasier

no thanks

>>17307453
I started doing this after watching Ulillillia. It helped me lose weight.

>>17307920
>webbum
What a pizza shit

>>17307458
I would love to see the original video

>>17307920
>that webm

lmfao. What was he even trying to accomplish?

>>17307975
He got 1/3 of the za where he aimed, pretty good effort.

>>17307975
I have watched this over 10 times now and my conclusion is he wanted to land in the gap between the two tables while simultaneously landing the pizza right on target.

Full video with sound, kinda sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuchXL8wosU

>>17307453
Yes.
There's a number of reasons, but the main one is that sponging helps deal with air pockets that would otherwise pop and squirt juices everywhere when biting into a slice.

>>17307975
People claiming it was staged. Watch them move their chairs like they all knew it was coming.

>>17308020
>he wanted to land in the gap
no fucking chance
he does a goddamn corkscrew immediately after jumping (you can see he pushes off one foot harder to get the spin going), he was NOT planning to do anything but crash.

>>17308052
I'll have to disagree with you on that

>>17308087
I don't see this at all. He looks pretty pissed off afterwards desu.

>>17308020
god I fucking hate blacks how can you be so fucking retarded to go "oh he really hurt himself" like fuck off no shit and stop talking to yourself you fucking 60 IQ brainlet

How about you actually help the guy? these fucking animals are beyond repulsive

>>17308141
u ok bro

>>17307920
>the absolute state of manlets

>>17307453
I dab my 'zas, but not the grease. I dab the sauce
Why the fuck are all pizzeras putting 3 times the amount of sauce necessary? It overpowers everything else. Fuck.

>>17307567
You must make terrible food.

>>17307453
Damn Ulilillia how's it going

>>17308226
sauce is cheap
cheese and meat is expensive.
am I going too fast for you?

>>17307453
>I eat 3-4 pizzas a day

>>17307453
SWEATY PIZZA

>>17307468
The impact of the cardboard stops the fire

>>17309026
It's not really that bad. Wegmans thin crust supreme is 2.99 so it's not that much.

>>17309416
Yeah OK fatso

>>17307453
>I eat 3-4 pizzas a day

>>17307453
yes, degreasing my daily pizza helps me keep my agility stat up around ideal levels.

>>17307966
It's from a Zagat series called "Stop Eating It Wrong" about pizza and this clip was from Two Boots Pizza but the youtube video was deleted. Good luck anon.