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17306151 No.17306151[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I'm not going to buy M&M's EVER again

>> No.17306158

So there is going to be a black one now that breaks into houses, steals whatever they can get their hands on, ties a 15 and an 8 year old daughter to a heating radiator, fucks them both and bashes the 15yo daughters head in with a crowbar, commits arson on the house and the 8 year old gets burned alive, walks casually to a 7-11 and steals a 6 pack of natty light and disappears?

>> No.17306160

I mean to be fair, the current MnM's characters are pretty much just racial caricatures of whatever color they are. Surely there was a better option for a black woman than to make her the chocolate m&m?

>> No.17306166

>>17306151
Of note, OP said he would never buy M&M's again, NOT that he would never eat M&M's again.

>> No.17306167

>going to eat some candy
>I NEED TO KNOW THE SEXUAL ORIENTATION OF THE CARTOON VERSIONS OF THIS OR YOU'RE FUCKING CANCELLED CHUD

>> No.17306171

>>17306160
i too, think the green race has attractive women

>> No.17306172

>>17306160
>make black character black
Racist
>make black character not black
Racist, cultural appropriation

>> No.17306174

>>17306158
There will also be a white one with BLM written on it

>> No.17306175
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>>17306167
Oh? Is there going to be a homosexual (kid fucker) version as well?

>> No.17306251
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>>17306151
Are they finally going to have red and yellow m&m fuck?

>> No.17306277

>>17306151
>Red is still a smartass but now he cites memes
>Yellow is still stupid but is now more happy-go-lucky
>Orange is mentally ill
>Green is now a tomboy
>Brown is a black woman
>Blue is unchanged
I'm looking at the official M&M website and the updated profiles. Sad that the stonetoss burger comic is true once again.

>> No.17306285

>>17306151
Who eats M&Ms past the age of 12? That stuff is disgusting.

>> No.17306296

>>17306285
They are the best candy you can eat on the go because the delicious milk chocolate melts in your mouth not in your hand.

>> No.17306299

>>17306174
White incel M&M thatll cause a mass shooting because the other M&Ms didnt want to have sex with him.

>> No.17306305
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17306305

Needs MAP representation.

>> No.17306311

>>17306296
You sound like youre 12. If you dont want chocolate to melt in your hands, then dont hold onto it like you do to your little pecker at night when youre scared of the boogey monster.

>> No.17306319

>he doesnt know the slogan

>> No.17306321

>>17306296
They taste like shit, I don't care if they don't melt in my hand because Dr. Finkelstein created a chemical shell to contain the chocolate, that's not why I would eat something.

>> No.17306330

>>17306299
The only other white M&M likes the BRC.

>> No.17306340

>>17306330
Big Reese Cock?

>> No.17306347

taste the rainbow flag

>> No.17306363

Like why does it honestly matter? What's the point of this? Some people are going to get pissed because different=bad and some people are going to be pissed because of the obvious pandering.
What's the net outcome? What is the advantage? I don't get it

>> No.17306389

>>17306321
and even then, eating milk chocolate its one of the worst ways to eat the beutiful creation that is chocolate

>> No.17306426

>>17306363
M&M's?

>> No.17306434

>>17306160

to be fair, no one cares. Or rather no one should care.

>> No.17306446
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17306446

I use to pay people with mnms

>> No.17306466
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RUINED

>> No.17306469

>>17306158
They’re going to carve S’s across their bodies and claim that they’re skittles

>> No.17306473

>>17306466
>made the green one less sexier without eyelashes. I have a preteen and eyelash fetish.

Child Fucking great.

>> No.17306513

>>17306473
If you look closely it does have eyelashes but they're smaller

>> No.17306591

Who thought it was a good idea to add blue? The fuck? When I was a kid there was no blue.