/ck/ - Food & Cooking

alright I'll bite. what are you making OP?

>>17301075
Add a fuck ton of spinach and shredded cheese.

>>17301075
Hell ya. Let's dews it

yeah ok bump

>>17301075
I'm here for it OP, excited to see what you make. Me, I'm drinking at a bar that opened last week. So close to home that I'm on my own wifi right now. How neat is that? I'll be there best customer

>>17301099
Roll it like a flat blunt

>>17301094
A fucking mess.

>>17301099
Roll into an American sushi shape.

>>17301112
Post bartenders booty

>>17301117
Aldi's shopper are u know bud?

>>17301117
I'm getting hungry just looking at this bad boy

>>17301117
nice pets

>>17301117
Mix together some gochujang, hoisin, dash of mirin and sesame oil with a ton of minced garlic.

>>17301117
I condemn this. . .whatever it is.

>>17301134
I forgot the picture.

>>17301138
Throw that bitch in the oven at 375 for who knows how long we'll see.

>>17301133
Yeah they're great except my kitten broke a hip two nights ago and we just got him back from the vet after major surgery.

>>17301147
Gonna prep the veggies.

>>17301161
Stop prepping to take pictures of my good girl who was watching me cook.

>>17301179
Annnd now we wait until the meat sushi is closer to done and do some dishes in the mean time.

See you all in like 30 minutes.

>>17301147
>A kitten
>Major surgery
Just euthanize them. How many healthy kittens got euthanized because no one adopted them? I've euthanized my last six cats by the age of 5

>>17301188
Not cool bro, not cool...

>>17301179
Why is there tissues everywhere? Pervert

>>17301179
clean up your tissues

>>17301188
kys

>>17301179
>male owns a cat
>he is a severe mental defective and can't even keep his hovel clean
Many such cases.

>>17301212
>>17301214
The cats love to grab used paper towels and leave them all over.

>>17301188
Well it wasn't major major, they cut the ball of his hip off since it broke at the joint, it should heal a scar tissue psuedo ball joint and he should regain basically full mobility without horrible pain!

Never put a cat down that I can get properly taken care of.

>>17301279
I'm a severe mental defective and can't keep my hovel clean but don't own a cat nor do I like animals at all in general so idk if this connection is real.

>>17301188
based

>>17301283
ouch poor kitty :( I'm glad to hear you're taking good care of him :)

More spinach since I had already washed it, carrots and mashed potatoes.

>>17301283
how much did the surgery cost

>>17301323
Let it rest a bit while I make a gravy!

>>17301341
Surgery was like 650 but total vet bill came to 1750.

>>17301351

Just get a new cat, they're pretty much free.

>>17301351
>total vet bill came to 1750

>>17301351
>1750
this would've been the cat outside the vet's office

I want to see that sushi unrolled onto my plate.

Fuck these tards. You obviously love your cat. Can't put a price on that

>>17301397

$1750 is kind of a price.

Money shot.

>>17301399
And $1750 isn't a price where OP would compromise his love for his cat, so as of now he can't put a price on it. You're dumb as fuck.

>>17301399
its taking advantage of people who give a fuck about their pets but you gotta make a da money somehow right?

>>17301406
There's bound to be cat hair in your food. You're disgusting, OP.

>>17301399
a dog yeah, a cat fuck no

Fin. It is delicious.

>>17301416
Extra flavor. Especially if you get some ticks in there with it. Mmmmmmm

>>17301406
>>17301424
why does it look raw

>>17301426
I don't know because it's actually over cooked. Not terribly so, but enough that I was sad.

>>17301075
Bunch of faggots crying about your pets and fucking tissues because they don’t actually cook, so what could they possibly have to say about the food. Nice job OP.

>>17301179
Oh, brain parasites. Now this mental illness makes sense. Carry on.

>>17301453
>I was sad
me too for you

>>17301457

Fuck you, I just made spaghetti.

>>17301406
Looks nice

>>17301478
Not really.

>>17301465
Just keep shitposting bud, don’t bother learning how to cook or anything else for that matter. You’re already doing the only thing you’ll ever be good for.

>>17301406
looks appetizing yet vile at the same time

>>17301486
That was expected but when you're depression cooking with what you have on hand you gotta make do.

That said, coulda used more cheese.

Bonus picture, cat stole a paper towel and is sitting on it, this is why they're all over

>>17301399
Empaths don't care about money

>>17301457
im on a 20 year fast i eat vicariously through /ck/ cuck

>>17301424
Looks tasty

>>17301493
He (she) looks so sad

>>17301503
You can still cook on a fast nigger, keep making excuses though.

>>17301508
He's always had that look, it's why I adopted him. Looked like the saddest mother fucker in the world.

>>17301505
It was good, that glaze I threw together was actually really good, but it could have used a touch of brown sugar to cut through the sour and make it caramelize.

>>17301515
I've done kinda the same but roll out meat, salt heavily, cover in paper towels(both sides), remove paper towels after they soak up moisture, fill with pizza ingredients, roll up, grill. Also did the same but didn't roll up. I might have a pic....

>>17301514
(You) poor thing is starved

>>17301406
this is just gratuitous

>>17301508
yeah lmfao even op's cat looks suicidal

>>17301406
Why not just make meatloaf?? Jfc

>>17301708

>>17301790
Imagine the smell.

>>17301798
Dangerously cheesey