/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17297870
maybe neither, but 100% meme

>>17297870
Cringe

>>17297870
Yeah I'm saying that's based

>>17297870

cringe.

are they expecting people to be sniffing these capsules too? lmao.

>>17297870
>whisky
>can be enjoyed

>>17297894
no you just put it in your mouth

>>17297900
>it breaks open in your friend’s mouth, then you sniff his mouth
picrel

>>17297870
shut up queer.

>>17297870
>

This is for people who don't actually enjoy whisky.

>>17297870
Why not just put it in a capri sun package. It would be easier for drinking and driving

You will rent the capsule and be grateful

>>17297870
Cringe

Glenlivet makes shit scotch so has to resort to cheap marketing ploys

>>17298038
No one enjoys whiskey

>>17298038
yeah, like this arrogant toddler here >>17298053

>>17298057
Why are you on the internet pretending that whiskey tastes good? Are you being paid?

>>17297870
I mean; on one hand, it's covert alcoholism, but on the other hand, it's covert alcoholism.

>>17297870
this is dangerously cringe

>>17297870
Thus begins the normalization of the pod... stay awake.

>>17298191
Meds now

Honestly alcohol capsules would be based. Remember the "powdered alcohol" moral panic a few years ago?
Stadiums, cruises, and concert venues are fucking TERRIFIED of people being able to get smashed without paying $15 a drink.

>>17297870
"enjoying" whisky is cringe

>>17298193
Only in pod form.

>>17297870
>based or cringe
You are a buttfucking faggot

>>17298193
Won't work unless you take them too

>>17298269
Anal sex is kino though

>>17297870
Should've called it a pod.

>>17297870
Reminds me of powdered alcohol, this won't ever make it into market because it's too easy to sneak into bars/clubs, accidentally become intoxicated and sell to kids

I would love the sensation of the whiskey pod popping in my mouth and gushing down my throat.

>>17297870

So the ingestible tide pot is finally real after all?
So I guess those teens were just before their time.

How do i use the three shells

>>17297900
it's a suppository

would be a nice gimmick for jack and coke while camping i guess

How fast does it get me drunk?

>>17297870
>put capsule in mouth
>probably sits there for a bit while the coating digests
>bursts open and your mouth is now filled with body temp whisky
gee, sounds great

>>17298641
Im sure it will be more expensive too.

>>17297870
It's a laundry pod full of liquor. Fuck me.

>>17298641
You'Re supposed to swallow them whole so you don't have to endure the whisky "taste"

Tidepod whisky for zoomers. New and growing demographic.

>>17298614
that would make it very efficient for alcoholics. seems a lot easier to boof than a liquid

fucking late state capitalism is a joke. Fuck We have become retarded

How are you supposed to smell it if it's in a sealed pod?

>>17297986
First thing I thought of. Alien Resurrection right?

>>17299960
see>>17297903

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0YdqFPbSpc

Finally, alcohol depositories

>>17300120
do you mean suppository

>swallow pouch
>no smell on breath
right? this wouldn't stain your breath unless you had a ton of them. game changer

Any kind of deconstructing or redefining food is always 100% cringe

>>17300270
Calling something “cringe” is 100% faggoty.

If you don't like the taste of whisky just drink something else you faggots

>>17298063
Do zoomers really act like this?

>>17297870
I wonder who their target market is

>>17300467
>using a 4 year old meme

Get need material you dumb millennial

>>17300275
cringe
*sucks your dick gayly*

>>17300537
I'm still right though

>>17297870
If these contain a full shot worth in terms of abv then this would be a novel way to get hammered. Just pop a few capsules and you're good to go

Scotch is for taking tiny sips.
These are way too big.

>>17300537
>people shouldn't be allowed to reference something older than my favorite band
Found the fucking zoomer retard.

>>17301343
Whisk/y/ey is for getting fucked up.
Nobody wants to savor the piss and shit of the average scottish man everytime they pour a glass.

>>17301497
Whiskey is for savoring the flavor of while taking tiny sips.
$10 handles of vodka mixed with whatever you want is for getting fucked up.

>>17301544
>I LOVE the peat in this one!
Best whisky I had was minimal on the peat.
Faglords will say this barrel with 200 year old scotch shit will be the best are delusional.

>>17298837
I highly doubt it

Finally, a school juice bag for grownups!

>>17297870
I'm in my 30's. Drinking isn't fun anymore. I'd be super happy just taking a pill and getting buzzed/drunk and then play my video games and watch nostalgic vids to reminisce and chill out instead of having to spend 4 hours doing shots and shit in order to get there. Meh.

>>17300023
Yeah
I really like that scene

>>17301665
Why the fuck are you spending 4 hours to drink shots. Here let me help you more than these "pods" will. Buy a fifth of liquor of your choice, put the bottle to you lips, chug. Works as fast as 10min and you're good to go.

>>17299954
>NOOOOOO people cant but Things I dont like I MUST COOOOONTROOOL AND RESTRICT

>>17298053
I enjoy whiskey

>>17298063
why are you posting like a woman? are you a faggot?

>>17301665
take a break dude. at least a week. let your body reset and your tolerance will go down. if you can't do a week you should probably kill yourself because you're in your 30s and too far gone

>>17299954
>someone tries to market a novel niche product (and will probably fail)
>every reddit fag: AAAAAHHHHH CAPITALISM HAS FAILED AHHHHH SAVE ME COMMUNISM!!!!

>>17301974
The person you're replying to is a giant faggot. You're a faggot too, but of only slightly lesser magnitude. We should shit on this stupid bullshit that requires you to shoot your booze instead of enjoying it.

>>17301988
>I want to whine about a product I will never buy
ok

>>17302008
Good scotch/booze/food isn't mean't to be ingested as quickly as possible. You're meant to savor it. This packaging removes that idea entirely. Defend it if you like it so much, faggot.

>>17301544
>omg i'm literally like the Mad Men

>>17298202
most people who are willing to sneak alcohol into public events are already doing it, they don't need powders or pods. Most of the time when me and my friends are trying to get drunk in public we just mix a ton of vodka or rum with juice in a metal bottle. Idk how the law works elsewhere, but in California if the container isn't see through and there's no overt suspicion of you bringing in booze or being drunk security can't confiscate your stuff or force you to open your containers

>>17301665
Thats why I abuse benzos

>>17302014
oh god you're one of those fags
don't worry about it

>>17297870
Why waste time with digesting? It better be a suppository.

>>17302047
They can definitely make you open it
t. California

>>17302067
well i've never been forced to open my containers, maybe you just look like a sketchy person

>>17298614
That’s genius. Just have a friend gape your ass and then bombs away. Have him drop 4 in there and wait for the magic

>>17298053
not true but some whiskys are disgusting to me

>>17297870
for me it's the enema syringe

>>17302086
Not really. Everybody's had a condom filled with vodka shoved up their ass. This is all old hat by now.

>>17302959
>everybody's had a condom filled with vodka shoved up their ass.
I've really let life slip me by, haven't i?

>>17298837
You're supposed to swallow them whole so you can get past the airport security retard

>>17297870
>We're going to enable even more car wrecks by drunks, isn't that cool?

They're going to Hell.

>>17297870
Tide pods.

I don't want any hard Liquor near my tongue.

>>17304991
Ah, I see you boof as well.

>>17297870
Damn, these would be so easy to smuggle into bars/ sporting events. Just have to be careful not to break them in ur pocket

>>17302976
>I've really let life slip me by, haven't i?
Have you at least downed a bottle of Robitussin at a concert yet?

>>17305458
They'll definitely let you in when they see you only have mystery pills.

>>17305560
Because pills are very hard to hide.