/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17280101
You couldn't pay me to eat that third world nigger-tier garbage.
For me, it's the McChicken

>>17280101
Penis pot pie, extra pot.

>>17280101
Obviously i'd go for the fanciest most expensive meal I can think of.

>>17280101
If I ask for pussy as my last meal, will they get me a prostitute?

>>17280158
they'll get you a mirror

>>17280101
Bottle of benadryl, so the shadow people can drag me to hell.

>>17280121
>like anyone would even offer it to you, much less pay you for your opinion

>>17280328
It's true that I'm a worthless incel, but please learn how to greentext

>>17280136
Looks good

>>17280330
Not only are you worthless, but you’re retarded and a brokie

Indonesian chicken soup as a starter. Yellow rice with chicken satay, chicken cashew, beef rendang, pickled vegetables, and curried eggs.

>>17280101
Loaded tater

>>17280101
why Dominican trash rice and beans instead of the far superior Puerto Rican rice and beans?

A cheeseburger, a slice of pizza and a bowl of spaghetti.

>>17280418
Somos hermanos, no tenemos que pelear

>>17280475
im sorry, i dont speak mexican.

Chateaubriand with asparagus, stewed cherry tomatoes, brussels sprouts, and creamy garlic mashed potatoes. Served with two bottles of chianti and club soda with lemon/lime. Finish with a scotch on the rocks and a light cigar.

Honestly I think it'd have a steak
My favourite food is curry
But steak seems made for final meal

>>17280500
served in a warm fedora

>>17280537
found the casual who'd choose dino chickky nuggies and kraft for his final meal

>>17280101
WHO COULD EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!

>>17280101
Lamb rack, all the side classic side veg, slice of pie for dessert - unsure which (mood depending)

pic related and a huge bottle of that champagne they give to racers when they win

>>17281408
REEEEEEEEEEEE

A single sweetroll on a 00098625 Platter.

>>17280101
Expensive japanese eggs, expensive japanese beef, the highest quality dim sum chicken feet, Cantonese style steamed fish... Uhhhh. Probably some plant to go with it. Maybe potatoes and rice and a nice high quality salad.

I also do not want the electric chair or lethal injection. I want to die either by firing squad or hanging.

>>17281663
oh and peking duck done right. Not shitty peking duck

Lechon. Big fucking plate of lechon and some greasy rice on the side.

>>17281663
Based peking bro; get the firing squad. Much more aesthetic.

A lot of fags in these threads like to get fancy and queer like >>17280500 but to be honest I'd just go with some Long Johns. You can only get food from the local area anyway

>>17280121

Pretty much this

A big fat pizza for me pham

>>17282019
I miss HEB. The city I moved to over 10 years ago doesn't have them. When I visit my parents in my hometown or sister in her city, I always take a trip to HEB to get some goodies. Thanks for reading my blog.

Squash risotto with crispy sage leaves

>>17282010
I believe it. Fun fact: the most requested meal on death row is the KFC bucket. I wonder why?

A giant pot of crab legs and lobster.

just oatmeal and a light yogurt. got a big day coming up

>>17280101
As much chicken souvlaki as they'll give me, followed by fug, because sure, it MIGHT be poisonous but what do I care? I'm already dead.

>>17280101
A single leaf of arugula.

>>17282068
Nostalgic reasons maybe?
I only ever got buckets when I met with friends somewhere in the middle of the city. It's kinda perfect meal for that and KFC is found everywhere.

>>17280161
just here to appreciate this sick burn

10 servings of random indian dishes and then I would not take dump until I go to chair

Italian cold cuts and cheese, ravioli's in meatsauce, and a big piece of tuna. With plenty of Czech budvar pilsner.

i would make them cut the flesh off of my calf and have them slow cook it and make a pulled pork type sandwhich

>>17280101
I'd get pancakes & syrup, a dozen Dunkin' raspberry jelly doughnuts and a large malted chocolate shake.

(I'm diabetic and the above will probably kill me before I'm executed.)

>>17280121
>For me, it's the McChicken
Very, very, very based, sir.

Garlic bread

Mustard chicken, Some sweet & sour pork belly (not from a chinky) on crunchy noodles, a good steak & fries, and a bowl of eggs.
Some freshly baked bread.
Two bottles of soda water to wash it down with.
They should be able to do that under the $50 limit easily.

>>17282019
>nyquil
sleepytime

>>17282068
>>17282681
Blacks like fried chicken or so I hear

12 xl pizzas with a bunch of different toppings. I will suicide by pizza

>>17285689
Fuck off cookie monster

>>17280101
3kg of hamburger, fries & milkshake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm8tBHrWjUI

Onion pierogis and cocacola with no caffeine

deenz and beans

>>17282015
>being spamfaggy enough to post zion ameritard meme garbage
>being simultaneously too new to know the " for me, it's the mcchicken" copypasta.

>>17280101
>pic related
its the holy grail, they stopped producing it, apparently some ingridients caused addiciton.

>>17280500
the dishes are limited to what they got in the kitchen, anon

>>17280101
I'd eat the executioner

>>17280101
>mfw I see the beans

>>17280101
Fried Shrimp
Fried Catfish
Hushpuppies
Gumbo
Butter Crackers
Fried Okra
Dill Pickles
Pickled Jalapenos
Texas Toast
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 pitcher each Unsweet Tea, Milk, and Dublin Dr. Pepper

Eat while watching Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

>>17282027
you might well just gorge on cardboard

>>17280183
This.

>>17280101
here's mine, in no particular order:
>italian sausage and broccoli rabe sauteed in garlic and olive oil
steak pizzaiola
>pastrami on club with spicy deli mustard
jewish health salad and garlic sour pickles
>cold antipasto platter with sharp aged provolone cheese, prosciutto di parma, speck alto adige and sweet soppressata
bowl of oil and salt cured black olives
>sfogliatelle pastry, baba rum with custard and linzer tart
triple shot cup of strong italian espresso with lemon zest
>20 oz red bull
manhattan special coffee soda

and yes, im walkin' here

>>17280101
Probably a tomahawk steak cooked rare with Pacific oysters as an app, shoestring fries and a manhattan

>>17280101
>eating filler food for your last meal
ishygddt

>>17280101
An elaborate variety of dim sum.

>>17280101
I'm not sure, get back to me tomorrow, I should have an answer.

>>17291228
>this show keeps getting more seasons
I guess I need to watch the utter trainwreck again...

>>17280101
Butter-seared Kobe beef Ribeye alongside a modest yet sufficient drizzle of A1 steak sauce
Grilled asparagus
Hot fudge chocolate sundae with a scoop of vanilla, whip cream and nuts
A warm jug of chinese blue berry tea

>>17280101
>2 carne asada burritos
>10 rolled tacos w/ guacamole
>4 sandia's
>1 bag of chicharones
>2 bahn mi sandwiches
>jar kim chee
>5 eggrolls w/ hot mustard
>1 hot-n-sour soup
>4 piece krispy crunch fried chicken
>1 rack of baby back ribs

before i die I will poo not in the loo but all over the cell, rubbing myself with excrement just for shts and giggles while screaming and pleading "I didnt get my fries" until they kill me...

Green beans boiled with a turkey neck, mashed potatoes with gravy, fried chicken, mac and cheese, and some dinner rolls. Served with spite and a side of ketchup.

>>17291735
We actually shit ourselves right after we die. So you wouldn't need to shit before you die. Excellent choice still

a good chicago 'za, some good meats like salami, prosciutto, gabagool, etc, a bucket of ice cream from local ice cream place, 30 piece chicken tendie combo from popeyes with sauce from raising canes, one bag salt and pepper kettle chips, one bag ruffles buffalo wing double crunch chips, a triple cheeseburger and fries from a local place, fresh hot chocolate chip cookies, two slices pumpkin pie, three creme brulees, one whole cheesecake, four moon pies, three zebra cakes, and a 3L dr. pepper to wash it down

>>17291735
>>17291779
they put you in a diaper

>>17291774
>Served with spite
Here's your food you miserable fucking criminal, good riddance

>>17280101
Half grilled Peri Peri chicken with spicy rice
A liter of Pepsi max
A chicken burrito
Lemon merangue pie (idk how to spell that)
Falooda

>>17280101
spit roast from my moms hamster farm.

>>17280500
idk if they let you have alcohol in prison.
sounds good tho.

>>17292448
>idk if they let you have alcohol in prison.
they don't but for the sake of these threads it's usually allowed
same with tobacco or other drug requests

last meal threads are mostly hypothetical since almost nowhere executes people anymore, and even in Texas where they do you can't get a last meal because of this asshole (pic related)

>>17280475
Mono negro

the antidote to potassium cyanide

>>17280101
>>17280418
pls list your best spic rice and bean recipe

>>17282019
>supporting cuck & jerry
kys

>>17293266
Kek based

>>17280500
get a load of this dirty homosexual lol