/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17284958
anybody can use a belt.

>>17284958
Most humans can use their legs.
Where's the artistry in that?
Where's the locomotion?

>>17284966
topkek

>>17284958
What is it about "certain people" that go around being as unpleasant as possible?

>>17284966
Racist

>>17284958
KEKED TO DEATH

>>17284958
For me it’s a bic lighter and a spoon

>>17284958
>make sure to get the browns in shot

>>17284958
rest in piss. dude ate human meat and probably trafficked a ton of kids

My sister can't use one, it has the simplest instructions. She might be legit retarded.

>>17284958
Any chimpanzee can hang themselves

>>17285074
A true chef i see, it is not easy

>>17285182
Good life, good times i bet
don't be jealous

>>17284958
Yeah, but I'm not gonna fuck around with the oven or stove top when I'm smashed as shit. They're also nice to use during the summer cause it doesn't heat up your house to make fries, tots, other sides. Also reheated pizza in those are dope.

>>17285063
How's that racist? He hung himself with a belt.

he had demons

>>17284958
I have one. It's nice because it's easy to clean, doesn't take up much space, can grill inside as well as air fry, roast and bake and does all of those relatively quickly. Bourdain was an amazing chef, but let's be honest - he could be a bit of a faggot sometimes and no one's word should be taken as Holy scripture. Get it if you want it.

>>17284958
Anyone can use a mop.
Where’s the artistry in that?
Where’s the cleaning?
>tfw no edgy show with a sassy rock and roll bad girl maid with a drug problem snarkily reviewing different country’s cleaning methods

No Reservations is a good show, I still watch it. But Bourdain as a person is a piece of shit, from the ground up. Dude came from a very wealthy family, did a shitty job as a cook and then he thought he was hot shit from the streets. All of his opinions are wrong.

>>17284958
ramsay > babish > bourdain > intternet shaquille > > weisman > jamie oliver > chef john

>>17284958
Why is it 99% of the dick nozzles with tattoo sleeves and/or tribals are complete poser pussies

DUDE I WORKED IN A LINE I'M SO DARK AND LE DAMAGED

>>17285554
Kek so mommy liked his show and that made you jealous?

>>17284958
Anyone can live after getting cucked; even a chimpanzee. This faggot is dead because he killed himself after getting cucked.

He was also a neurotic Jew heroin addict that prayed for the destruction of the white race.

I hope he's burning in Hell.

>>17285669
WOW, you sound pretty serious anon, did you know him personally? Or are you just a faggot that likes projecting?

>>17285710
Go simp for your dead Jew rotting in hell on /r/AnthonyBourdain you faggot

>>17285721
Oh is that where I gotta /b/ on /r/ ?

>>17285721
>t. Walked in on Bourdain sodomizing his mom, had to listen to it through his bedroom wall all night, and didn’t even get to try the breakfast that Anthony made for his mom the next morning

>>17285721
Redditt fag

>>17285743
Why greentext? Have you no clue how this shit works?

>>17285745
>telling someone to go to the reddit makes you a redditor
kill yourself, reddit

>>17285710
Bourdain, a Jew, was in vocal support of the Kalergi Plan even if he didn't call it by name.

>>17285765
Green text again
faggot
please leave

>>17284958
It's just food. Who gives a fuck

>>17285165
I fucking love it when Narcissists kill themselves

>>17285771
voting this for next /ck/ banner

>>17285785

>>17285710
All of that can be verified from his show or interviews, brainlet.

>>17285795
Shockingly based.

>>17285769
Yeah now that you mention it his entire show was
>oy vey goyim can’t you see these brown people have so much more soul than you?
I can’t believe I watched that shit.

>>17285771
>>17285795
I make burgers like this all the time! The beef shrinks up a lot but I've got it down to an art, and it shrinks to fit large burger buns perfectly.

>>17285771
>who gives a fuck
a lot a muthafuckas homie

>>17285828
Rad

>>17285830
>a lot
Nobody even knows this clown

>>17285769
are authorities watching you now? i mean do you see people outside your window who may be watching you?

>>17285743
t. Anthony Bourdain

>>17285580
What's wrong with Chef John?

>mfw smelling the air of a world with this kike dead

>>17285580
based

>>17285911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKZpqwhJUbs&t=74s

nah they don't give a fuck about some creep on 4chan.

another dead restaurant worker. good. they are all fucking degenerates

>>17284958
He looks like jeffery epstein and cause of death is the same.prolly did diddling kids together

>>17285585

Only faggots and whores get tattoos.

>>17285353
>Bourdain was an amazing chef

Was he though? He got into the CIA though nepotism, bounced from failimg restaurant to failing restaurant chasing whichever one would pay him more before it was run into the ground and he got into TV thanks to the book (which only got its break due to more nepotism) rather than his cooking.

>>17284958

hes dead and i'm not who really won

>>17287757
Society won

He had the world going for him, he was a millionaire. He ate a shit ton of good well prepared healthy food every week. He traveled across the world. He could've bought a ranch somewhere quiet or he could've went to thailand and partied for the rest of his days. Me as a NEET knowing, anyone who throws away a prospect like that is unequivocally retarded and should not be listened to.

anyway here's what I'm listening to right now.
https://youtu.be/UwxatzcYf9Q

>>17288122
This. Fuck Bourdain. Millions would've gladly taken his place.

>>17288122
funny how you can be overflowing with dosh and still want to neck yourself. makes me think there's no point busting my arse for a career, might as well just stick to a basic job and try to enjoy life's simple pleasures each day

>>17285785
I concur

>>17288218
I wouldn't say no to being very wealthy, but man would I be happy being financially secure enough just to know I would not be destitute in a month if I lose my job.

>Marco Pierre White
>mother dies in childhood
>trauma drives him to be the absolute best he can be

>Gordon Ramsey
>dad is a violent alcoholic fantasist
>motivated him to escape and become a success

>Anthony Bourdain
>parents wouldn't let him smoke weed at home
>decides to sabotage every aspect of his life to spite them

Imagine taking any sort of advice from a pathetic junkie loser. Lmfao

>>17285771
>>17285795
I want to try this, approximately how much meat is that?

>>17285999
Checked. /ck/ hates Chef John because he actually shows you how to cook with recipes and techniques without inserting anything else into his videos. Discussing Chef John requires /ck/ to be on topic and on topic discussions are a big no-no here.

>>17288122
It was a woman, he valued his own self worth in the eyes of someone that didn't give a shit about him.
Money can't and will never buy you peace of mind, tranquility, self respect and being a good person, those come with ages of lessons and penances and if you don't have them no amount of money will buy them and they will be sorely missed.

>>17285580
Where do Giada's tits rank in this list?

> Fieri said, "I want everyone to understand that I'm going to be the bigger man. I'm going to take the high road. I wouldn't dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker. No, I'm here to take the high road."
> Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn't? I hear you're the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.”

>>17284958
stay mad

>>17284958
>>Where's the artistry in that?

Is this a quote? I look at clips of people like him when I wanna hate watch something. Everything he says is so affected and image conscious. People keep memeing this quote, where is it from?

>>17284966
OK that's enough. Leave the dead pedophile cuckold alone.

>>17291713
Unfathomably based Guy Fieri

>>17285353
>Bourdain was an amazing chef

Was he? I was watching this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iXtDYOso1o

He seems very awkward with a knife. Cuts super big chunks of onion, very slowly and almost clumsily, and also he removed both ends of the onion, when leaving the root on would've made it much easier to chop. My suspicion is that he's quite mediocre.

>>17285182
Yeah, but what is the full context? You can do these things and not be unethical.

>>17285999
Notice how a particular Youtube chef is missing from that list? Yep, that poster is literally Adam Ragusea trying to peddle hate.

>>17293093
> that thick New York accent
Can't take it seriously.

>>17293093

There's a reason why he's famous for being the "yeah I said fuck, what are you gonna do about it" food travel guy rather than for his cooking.

is that anthony BORE-rang. lol.

>>17291713
based. fuck anthony DIS-tain

>>17285585
>>17287114

based. tattoos make you look like you have a skin disease

>>17284966
>anybody can use a belt.

niggers use an extension cord or a chain.

>>17291409
>Where do Giada's tits rank in this list?
Ask her dad