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Sometimes I need a little something to remind me why I live in America

>>17282297
God that looks sad

>>17282297
Had me confused for a second, could have sworn that was the dump i just took.

>>17282297
-posted from 4chan for my iPhone

>>17282300
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t. all of you

>>17282297
Were you seated turd from the left?

>>17282297
oi m8 is that sosij halal? inshallah by the force of the LGBTQAIANAL+ G*ds it better be!

>>17282297
Pizza beer and football is better

>>17282297
poop

>>17282455
It is, God bless it.
>oi well it ain't now is it! Off to take pogrom with ya, ya nazi cunt ya!

>>17282297
where is the gravy?

>>17282297

Nice try, Nigel.

>>17282297
That's soccer mate

>>17282297
Furry scat artist here, thank you for providing references for me to copy for my images.

>undercooked sausage and no gravy
>1/10 would not get it down me neck
remember to bend the knee before kickoff

>>17282297
I can see you don’t have a knoife loicense. Do you hack that coil of shit with that spoon/spork, hold it and eat it like a banana, or try slurping it like a chinaman with bloated noodles while watching your sportsball?

>>17282297
looks like prison food

Do Brits really?

>>17282297
That's soccer you fucking retard.

>>17282810

>>17282297
>not mash
>not football
what is this poofter shit?

>>17282297

Tbh I really miss stadium food. I want to go to the stadium again with my friends so bad (Ajax Amsterdam).

The whole vibe is pure kino, having a beer in the train to the stadium. Grabbing a quick bite to eat at the feboTM and another beer.

fuck, why cant covid be over yet.

>>17283116
Whats the stadium food look like in Amsterdam?

>>17282820
>the only countries that call it football are the ones that also can't into space
hmmmmm

>>17283244
>germany can't into space
east-germany can

>britfats can't watch football without stuffing they're fat face
kek
KEK
K E K

>>17282820
There's a couple incorrect flags on the right there.

>>17283260
>UK
>Soccer

>>17283125

Outside I normally go to the FEBO, which is like a legendary chain of foodstations in the Netherlands. They are famous because you can pull snacks from a wall. And there are like two at the stadium. But you can also grab a meatball sandwich or a hotdog outside.

In the stadium itself they have normal stadium food, nothing special. Burgers, sandwiches, that kind of stuff. If you ever go and want to eat some real Dutch stuff there I would recommend a ''saucijzenbroodje'' the Dutch version of an sausageroll.

I normally eat outside of the stadium (because its cheaper) and only drink beer in the stadium. But when I have a munch on I grab a box of Asian style snacks which has like fried dumplings, eggrolls, fried shrimp.

pic related: its the snackwall

>>17283269
Anon...

>>17283269
Considering it's where the word originated you shouldn't be surprised there are still some corners that use it.

>>17283272
Ah, I do miss this. You can get any kind of snack you could possibly imagine as long as it's fried and brown.

>>17283282

Yeah its great and very fast.

>>17283272
don't fall for this anon's memes
"saucijzenbroodje" is just our word for a big poop

>>17283286

sst dont tell em' that

>>17282297
cool, looks like fun. i too enjoy stadium food. basedball stadiums usually have the best in america. and it’s a relaxing sport to watch and eat and drink

>>17283298
>sit in front row
>get hit by baseball because too busy gobbling down hot dogs do even notice it

>>17283298
For me, it's Safeco Field's garlic fries with too much garlic.

>>17283322
Baseball stadiums are designed with safety in mind. Fan fatalities or injuries are a huge rarity that usually set the country up in arms when they happen.

>>17283272

Hate Cockroaches,
Hate Lamps,
Hate 010,

Luv me FEBO
Luv me Heineken
Luv me Saucijzenbroodje

Simpel as.

>>17283322
>no fan has ever taken a ball to the face during a footyball match
melt

>>17283394
a baseball to the face seems a lot worse tbqh. also what does "melt" mean in this context? Is this some kind of new zoomer insult?

>>17283412
t. meltboy

>>17283352
jew

>>17282557
top heh

>>17282598
do you draw vore too? asking for a friend

>>17282297
>that'll be 10 pounds plus tip

COMEE ON YOU SPURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

OP, are those premium seats worth it?

>>17282357
Based and Freedompilled.

The mash looks so angular

>>17282297
COME ON INGERLAND

>>17284412
it's instant potatos

Tottenham Hotspur Stadium for faggots wondering.
t. spursfag

>>17283322
>not having a mitt on one hand so you can catch any flyball homing in on you
Are you even a baseball fan?

>>17282297
bruh I love me some turd, plaster, and soccer

>>17287188
>needing a glove
clearly you're not a man

>>17287188
I think it's funny how often foul balls end up in the parking lots at stadiums. I've watched someone's windshield get smashed by one

>>17287452
I remember as a kid, if one of the later innings got boring you would usually go walk out into the parking lot to try to score a free baseball.

>>17282297
tell me more about how english you are
SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS AMIRIGHT

>>17282820
KEKKKK

>>17282396
You're gonna need more fibre in your diet. No more soft snakes! God they stink...