/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17280224
Shhhh don't let the "normies" catch wind of this secret lifehack

>>17280224
When you get down to the end of the bottle, you can fill it back up with milk and give it a shake and just drink it like that.

hershey garbage get this one instead

>>17280224
Po' child

>>17280224
The powder is better plus u get these little chocolate dust rocks at the end

>>17280247
Do americans really

>>17280247
>>17280423
yes, we really!

>>17280338
bottled nesquik syrup is superior.

>>17280423
You don't?

Powder > syrup
Ovaltine is the undisputed GOAT

>>17280224
I get the whole nestle bad thing but fuck me sideways, this thing is always in my pantry

>>17280512
I always have a bottle of this in the cupboard

the BEST shit

not only can you make malted choco milk:

Sprinkle on iced cream
put a few tablespoons in instant pudding (banana turns into banana choco.)

>>17280224
One day you faggots will learn how to truly drink chocolate milk, like a man.

>>17280532
I have no problem oppressing foreigners as long as I get what I want. Not my problem.

>>17280553
that's not choccy milky >>>/fit/ <----- that way

>>17280615
Whatever dweeb.

this whole thread is bait right? i mean the OP and every single reply

>>17280628
you mean to tell me someone expecting to be told that they can make chocolate milk on their own, could be a shitpost?

>>17280635
on /ck/ this is considered a serious topic

>>17280648
as it should be

>>17280423
Why waste the remaining residue? Are all Europeans that wasteful? I thought you all were pro environment

>>17280553
Imagine being so scared about your masculinity that you can't enjoy a simple treat

>>17280635
>>17280648
>>17280652

>>17280667
Whatever you say shrimp. We all know you're super jelly of my hamstrings.

>>17280224
Use pure cocoa powder and sugar OP, syrups and other cocoa mixes like >>17280338 have a lot of gums and other fillers so you pay for less cocoa flavor than you otherwise could get and also can independently control the sweetness level to your taste. The drawback is you either need to spend awhile stirring manually (and maybe sifting in the powder to break it lumps) or use a blender because powders don't dissolve into milk as readily. Also warming your milk helps so you could just make a pitcher of hot milk and add enough cocoa/sugar to meet your flavor profile and then set in the fridge to chill. Be aware that the cocoa solids tend to settle at the bottom after about 8 minutes of not being disturbed so it needs a quick remix just to redistribute the cocoa particles evenly in the solution.

PROTIPS:
1. Buy High-Fat Cocoa (Natural has a stronger and more acidic flavor than Dutch Process but is lighter in color).
Fat lives in flavor, and Hershey's is really lean (they process out most of the expensive cocoa butter for higher-margin candy/chocolate purposes).
https://lifehacker.com/check-the-fat-content-to-tell-good-cocoa-powder-from-th-1510320113

2. DO NOT FORGET TO ADD SALT. Add a 1/2 tsp at a time and taste as you go, it won't be salty just enhance the sweetness/chocolate flavor of the cocoa

3. Add a tsp of vanilla extract at the end, really comes through.

>>17280734
>Adding salt to choco milk
someone's gonna have hypertension when theys be old

>>17280734
That sounds like a lot of work when I could just use the emulsion that is the syrup for a quicker drink that will be just as good. I don't want to make chocolate milk a ritual.

>>17280224
That's only the beginning. You can even make your own milk. All it takes is a few hormone supplements.

>>17280750
Enjoy your plain boiled potatoes, Sven

>>17280773
Will do, it goes well with my salted fish.

>>17280750
>when theys be old
Optimistic way to look at it.

>t. at grandmas house

>>17280750
I don't drink it everyday, but when I do I do it right. We're literally talking 1-2 pinches in a large glass.
The reason many homemade chocolate milk recipes never seem to taste as good as the store-bought premixes comes down to two factors:
1. They add a bunch of emulsifiers (usually carrageenan & corn starch) to help maintain the chocolate suspension in the milk solution during storage & distribution, and also to cheat in giving the drink some textural body since they always cheap out and use Skim or 1% Dairy as the base.
2. They add some salt and sometimes imitation vanilla to enhance the flavor, which is why commercial choco-milk always has a bit more sodium content than you'd expect.

>>17280760
I have a Vitamix, so powdered cocoa doesn't bother me to properly mix in cold liquids (but even my cheapo nutribullet also werks).
If you want a real chocolate ritual or just'd like to be fancy while it's cold this winter try SE's Hot Chocolate Recipe (Hot Cocoa and Hot Chocolate are entirely different animals):
https://www.seriouseats.com/easy-homemade-hot-chocolate-mix-recipe
It has you freeze some dark chocolate and then process it into a powder or just grate it finely with a knife/rasp and then add that in to the usual cocoa mix and it's awesome with whole milk and a splash of heavy cream. You're basically drinking very diluted chocolate ganache at that point. Don't do it often or it will kill you though.

>>17280499
Haha that Ronnie

>>17280224
Strawberry milk is superior.

>>17280968

>>17280843
What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?

You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth.

Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean.

>>17280224
Just find a brown cow, fren.

https://ktxs.com/news/offbeat/7-of-americans-think-chocolate-milk-comes-from-brown-cows

>>17280499
ronnnie.... ronnie...

>>17280553
This stuff is SO GOOD. Best protein powder there is

>>17280512
>>17280542
Swiss-market Ovomaltine >>>>>>> Ovomaltine/Ovaltine sold in other countries

>>17280499
my weakness

>>17280289
>no high fructose corn syrup
this is toxic to americans, are you trying to kill someone?

>>17282063
Based.

>>17281864
Yeah, it's got a lot of the vitamins and minerals you need as well.

>>17280512
>>17280542
>>17282037
ovaltine will legit make you a FAT fuck
when I was 16 I weighed 96lbs and I drank ovaltine every day to gain weight
brought me up to 120 in about 2 months
Now I'm 27 and 160lbs

Try this shit
https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/nestl-carnation-simply-5-hot-chocolate-400g-canister/6000200982328

its god tier for choccy milk or hot cocoa. I get big ass cans from costco for the same price as the small ones.

>>17280423
Recycle? Yes we do. Unlike the rest of you third world shitholes, we actually put our words into action. Go ahead and keep up with your primitive chimp noises though, we learned a long time ago to pay little attention to you planet destroying savages.

when will you learn?

>>17284013
>abuelita
>white
wtf?
racist?

I was surprised when I found out there were people who didn't make their own chocolate milk, and just buy jugs of it from the store already made.