/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17269006
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>>17269006
fuck not another nicky avocado thread

>>17269006
avocados make guac and avocado toast possible. I don't care for the avocado toast gimmick, but ignoring all that and just eating avocado toast for what it is, is just glorious. great addition to salads too. sadly they're just SO INSANELY EXPENSIVE. can never buy the things.

>>17269667
>I like avocado toast but not avocado toast as a gimmick

Holy shit just live your life and stop worrying about what everyone could possibly think kek

>>17269667
Fortunately I don’t have to buy them, I’ve got avocado trees in my garden and can also get some from my neighbour’s if needed.

>>17269687
>Holy shit just live your life and stop worrying about what everyone could possibly think kek
BASED. Exactly, and that was my point. it's good to ignore the people cringe-hyping the gimmick as well as the people who throw the baby out with the bath water by shitting on the gimmick and demonizing the food at the same time. I say ignore all that and just love the food.

>>17269737
Then why not just say you like avocado toast without amending it with the equivalent of "I liked it before it was cool"?

I also laughed at the avocado toast fad but only a few years ago I had avocado toast and I thought "holy shit, they WERE right." I don't care if I didn't have avocado toast until later in life after its popularity crested or if people think I'm falling for a fad. Who cares?

>>17269755
>Then why not just say you like avocado toast without amending it with the equivalent of "I liked it before it was cool"?
I didn't like it before it was cool. I didn't say that. I actually discovered it because of the gimmick, but in that early good part before it went full cancer mode. I was grateful to have been told it was an option since it was so obvious that it went over my head.

>I also laughed at the avocado toast fad but only a few years ago I had avocado toast and I thought "holy shit, they WERE right." I don't care if I didn't have avocado toast until later in life after its popularity crested or if people think I'm falling for a fad. Who cares?
Absolutely. it was similar for me. I was like "this is so simple, could it be good?" then I realized it was better than bread and butter.

I guess the message here for everyone that we're both saying is love good things and never apologize for happiness. it doesn't last so enjoy it now. I kind of want others to turn around and say "yea fuck the gimmick to but yea I'm gonna get me some"

All the nutrients are contained in the skin, so make sure to eat that. It's a little bitter so I tend to drench it in fried butter.

>>17269786
I once ate avocado skin by accident, it was worse than eating sand. I was not okay. it was horrible. almost needed to go to the hospital.

>>17269667
>>17269737
>>17269774
jesus christ you sound like an enormous faggot

I spread avocado on almost everything I eat.
Beef? Avocado
Chicken? Avocado
Mushrooms? You bet your ass I put some avocado on it
A nice steamy soup? Nothing that avacado can’t fix

I’ll even cook some rice and put some avocado on it and that’s all I need for lunch.

>>17269006
Yes in moderation, but they are pretty calorie dense for a fruit, an average avocado is over 300 calories, triple a banana or apple. Lots of good vitamins and fat though. I like them with lime and salt.

>>17269006
they're somewhat poisonous actually.

also they taste like clean dick

>>17269006
Love me guac toast
Simple as

Yes. Extremely high in calories, but they are good for you.

>>17270987
This.

>>17271042
I'm so sick of seeing that hotel trivago shit. I thought you were setting me up.

yes, especially the seed. Just don't overconsume it

>>17269032
underrated post