/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17262151
>Why do people drink it?
To get drunk.

idk to get drunk maybe

doesn't overpower your cocktail with a funky taste

>>17262160
You make shitty cocktails.

What's the alternative?

I wish I could enjoy alcohol but my meds make it to where I can't hardly finish a drink before I start breathing heavy.

Vodka is for the wild side

>>17262151
its cheap and doesnt taste like much. also you can go pretty low in quality before it gets too unpleasant. also they are very pure even at lower end quality, like multiple times filtrated and destilled, so there is nothing really in it anymore except water and ethanol which makes for a pretty clean drinking experience and comparatively low hangover. I'd rather down a 5€ bottom shelf vodka than, idk, 5€ whisky or what have you
also you can put it in pretty much any beverage without influencing the taste that much

>>17262155
Based
>>17262156
Cringe

>>17262151
It's like a glass of ice cold water but with alcohol

it mixes well with everything
no unwanted flavors or odors
its just booze

>>17263986
>no unwanted odors
Tell that to my arresting officer

>>17262151
I drink it with club soda. Low calories and clean taste

>>17262151
>Why
because I can't get a fifth of 90 proof for $6.36, or 80 proof for $3.17 and I'm an alcoholic. I know handles are a better deal but I never have more than $7 that I can spend on booze.

>>17264065
can, not can't.

>>17264065
I buy 1.75ls from Costco for $14 and its pretty good

>>17264065
Christ man I hope you find a way to get through it. My entire family struggles with alcoholism, really nasty stuff. Destroys your body and mind. Better to smoke honestly you might even live longer.

>>17264065
if you're already drinking fifths, you shouldn't have an entire handle in the house anyway

>>17264096
>you might even live longer
not likely. I've been given a very short life expectancy no matter what I do, short of very major surgery that I refuse to go into debt over. Was actually clean for 9 years before I got the news, so decided to say fuck it and just stay drunk the last few years of my life. Appreciate the sentiment though. And I do smoke too when I get the chance, but working a job to make money seems like a waste of time so I only get a few bucks at a time doing what I can.

>>17263818
this basically
a very cheap and efficient way to get drunk

>>17264114
Go into debt and then move to south America

>>17264133
>south America

>>17264114
That makes sense. Good luck man, I'm rooting for you.

>>17264114
You sound like you get what you deserve, unless you're a wheelchair-bound legal mental retard who actually is unable to work. In that case feel free to enjoy the simple pleasures of life, and ignore the rest of this post. Your life sucks because you choose to allow it to, and want to wallow in your own misery. I drink a quarter of a handle a night so I get being a drunk, but you're just a faggot. My tax dollars go to you, eat a dick.

>>17264244
>My tax dollars go to you,
no, they don't, you illiterate hick.

>>17262151
It's cheap & neutral.

Because it has no flavor, which makes it cheaper, and also better for making drinks.

>>17262151
I'm drinking that exact vodka right now. It is the only alcoholic drink I can drink in large amounts without fucking up my stomach.

>>17262151
i dont like the taste of alcohol so no matter what i drink i wont like it (rare exception a beer after hard labour) but i like getting drunk.. and vodka gets me drunk the fastest (three pure shots), the cheapest, i can immidiatly clean out the taste afterwards since i only have to drink (comparatively to other alcoholic bewerages) little to get the effect and and thats a big AND for some reason i dont have a headache the next day when getting drunk on even the cheapest vodka i can find (5$ bottle)

>>17262151
Because it makes the anxiety go away
Also, I mix it with water and it doesn't change the taste of the water (much)
Tomorrow is my 180th day alcohol-free
Friday I'm buying a 1.75l bottle of vodka

>>17262151
There are many excellent cocktails that use vodka

because reddiscum want to be badass like their Borderlands video games. there, i said it.

>>17264244
Fucking seething over some dude dying slowly. Get a life you sloppy cunt.

>>17265309
Maybe I ought to lay off the vodka, because I thought you said tomorrow is your 180th birthday lol

>>17265317

2oz of chilled goose with a cocktail onion on the side is delightful.

>>17262151
Drink of choice for alcoholics cos its cheap, strong and doesnt smell.

>>17262151
vodka is a multitool, you can clean stuff with it, wash your hands if you're out of soap or hand sanitizer, cologne, or just drink it

>>17262151
You've not tried Au. That's a smooth drink

>cheap vodka
for getting drunk with little money, can be mixed with anything
>not so cheap vodka
has a weird quality of tasting good while having no taste, just like water tastes good when you are thirsty

>>17264244
You are making bait posts in response to a man saying they’re dying. Please rethink your life choices.

>>17264114
Fuck man, knew a girl like this in high school.

>>17266968
and you get the cologne smell by just drinking it, don't even have to put it on your clothes :)

>>17262151
vodka, cranberry juice, and a twist of lime over sonic is an awesome cocktail.

>>17262151
It is a strange drink because it is the choice for the low tolerance white girl as well as the severe alcoholic. I'm a horrible alcoholic and of course, it's my drink of choice. Alcohol tastes disgusting, and vodka has the least taste. How I drink it, is I take a shot, chase with cold water, and eat a wheat thin or chip of your choice. Using this method, there's no aftertaste and it's easy to keep down, especially for those early morning drinks that make you throw up immediately.

>>17269204
>I'm a horrible alcoholic
same. but I prefer the caffeine free diet pepsi, and mixed with ice. I like the bubbles.

Because everclear is illegal in their state

Start by drinking something else besides absolut

>>17270395
What fucking 1984 shithole makes Everclear illegal?

>>17270431
Too many
>States that currently ban the sale of Everclear include California, Florida, Maine, Massachusetts, Hawaii, Iowa, Michigan, New York, Nevada, Ohio, Washington, North Carolina, New Hampshire and Minnesota.
To New Hampshire's credit they do sell Everclear 150 in state liquor stores

>>17270395
>>17270431
>California, Florida, Maine, Massachusetts, Hawaii, Iowa, Michigan, New York, Nevada, Ohio, Washington, North Carolina, New Hampshire and Minnesota.
different anon, and holy FUCK that's a lot of places. And I thought kentucky had retarded alcohol laws (we do)

>>17270436
Wait hold on now that I read that it can't possibly be right because I buy all my 190 in massachusetts

idk lol

>>17270423
beautiful i quite like that yes

>>17270423
I recognize pickles and onions, but what's the stuff at the top left of the plate? Cool pic though, even if the revolver is in some anemic caliber.

>>17262156
KAWAII

>>17270476
Not that anon, but honestly, when I first saw that pic I thought, that would be a really cute costume if the people that wore them weird such fucking disgusting people.

>>17270464
it's basically the fat from bacon, often eaten with rye bread after having a shot of vodka.

>>17270464
I think it’s pickled herring
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickled_herring

>>17270538
>>17270636
looks like the bacon fat thing is the closest I can find to looking the same on google. Salo is what the thing closest is called. Thanks for the answers

why does vodka make ice stick to the glass I'm drinking out of? I googled it and it called me a retard.

>>17270423
What's the thing in the ashtray? Some kind of weird cigarette holder?

>>17270423
looks like shit

>>17271052
Looks like it, yeah. Cigarette tips aren't used by a lot of people, but they're (barely) still a thing. I used them for a while about 15 years ago. Though I only used the plastic ones you can get at cigarette stores, kinda like the one HST uses in fear and loathing.
>>17271066
kys

>>17270423
grim

>>17271081
> Though I only used the plastic ones you can get at cigarette stores
Anon, the whole point of self-destructive behavior, be it reckless driving or getting into fights, is that it makes you look cool. You're passing up a perfectly good opportunity to look like a vintage villainess.

>>17271103
True. But I just used them because my brother came back from Iraq with them, and he only bought them because he loves that movie. And I ended up quitting smoking for a few years anyway. If it helps, I still drive like a fucking maniac, and get into fights at Kroger over dudes looking at me crossways.

>>17262151
It's cheap and the tastes of good whiskies are wasted when I just want to get drunk

>>17262160
Just use gin or white rum.

>>17271103
This is the female equivalent of a handlebar mustache.

>>17262151
>nothing appealing about vodka
You posted the lowest kind of vodka, east Europe has a lot of cool drinks

>>17262151
Mixing

>>17270439
i live in mass and they sell everclear here

>>17271641
Is it the 190 proof kind?

Anyone here successfully quit drinking? I'm thinking of trying CBD oil or something.

>>17270122
Came back to say, after trying the TV90 for a second time, The TV90 has less alcohol than the TAAKA 80 proof. If I had the means to test it, I would, but I just have drunkeness to go off of. TAAKA 80 gets me way more fucked up than TV90

>>17271651
I'm >>17271656

I did for 10 years, I am not a success story.

>>17271651
sorry, forgot you can't see my face/life, which I often use as a cautionary tale. you'll just have to take my word for it lmao

>>17271670
hmmm... try asking a psychiatrist for those drugs that make you hate drinking. Might work for you.
Either way you should definitely see a therapist and psychiatrist.

>>17271745
no

>>17271751
You should definitely drink yourself to death.

>>17271754
thanks, I am.

fuck shit i hate this fuckng shit plese just someone please help me put this shit in my mouth and pull the trugger@ i just wanna fucking die

>>17271768
Dude. Just check yourself into a psychiatric clinic. I know lots of people who have done it. It helps. If you kill yourself the world ends up just being full of normies.

>>17263993
tell him to review his training that clearly states that ethanol has no smell

You're supposed to put it in something else so you can get wasted without tasting alcohol because you're a little bitch. Or if you're a man drink it as is to get fucked up.

>>17271651
I quit for a few months after getting into therapy and getting over my depression. I'm drinking again now but its more like a beer or two instead of a half a handle of liquor.

>>17271651
Nine years sober now and going strong. What worked for me is completely quitting 4chan and 4channel and never returning.

>>17271371
gin is flavoured you dip

>>17262151
I drink it to get drunk. That being said any handle of vodka you pay more than $15 for is a complete scam since it all tastes the same.

>>17271651
quit on December 31st. not that I was out of control, I just didn't feel like pissing money away on it anymore and I heard it ages you prematurely. I'd just rather save my dough and try to hold onto my baby face. it's not hard to quit, it's a little boring, I guess, is all.