/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>invents covid19

>>17263073
>invents violations of every human right ever thought of

>>17263073
No they didn't. They killed the people that created all that shit. Current Chinese are fake Chinese.

>>17263073
>invents ice cream
That's the Persians anon

>>17263113
What kind of schizophrenic conspiracy theory is this?

>>17263073
But they didn't invent General Tso's chicken. Face it Chang, it took Americans to perfect the peasant slop that is chinese food.

>>17263075
ecohealth alliance did, an american organization

>invents gutter oil

>>17263122
Anyone familiar with the history of China knows it's a long succession of foreign invasions and warring states to the point where the largest ethnic groups in the nation right now mostly originated from outside its borders and never classically considered themselves "Chinese". "Chinese", as an all-encompassing demonym for people from the region, is a modern fabrication. Even today, people within the PRC identify more closely with their own provincial and regional divisions.

>>17263113
>>17263145
100% bullshit
you're retarded

>>17263151
its well known history that the region we call china today was a cumrag for foreign invaders for millennia, the original inhabitants have been mixed out

>>17263151
Dude, there are thousands on books on the history of that region. It's one of the most well-documented histories on the planet.

>>17263249
Ancient China was a Nordic civilization.

>>17263241
you're fucking retarded
>>17263249
you're retarded too

>>17263073
>invents peepeeing in your coke as a joke

>>17263145
parts of what you said are right and a lot of it is wrong. the Han Chinese are not the natives that inhabited most of what we call China today, but they are from the yellow river basin. they are not the same people that live today, but claim the same lineage as the same Han chinese from thousands of years ago. like you said, there's a ton of mixing that has happened over the years, but Han chinese are still probably the "strongest" (for lack of a good word) set of genes most contemporary Han chinese would have. the countless minorities that inhabit China are far more a function of regional tribal definitions than they are ethnicities; nobody in rural sichuan who is defintiely ethnic han is going to dispute that the city dwellers in hefei are also Han.

furthermore you are absolutely wrong about how people tie their identities to their region today. it is absolutely not true that people identify with their provincial or regional divisions except maybe the cantonese speakers. most mandarin speakers do not give two shits where you are from as long as you are Huazu (Han). furthermore most Han identities are defined by the people living there. i know some people from yunnan who swear up and down that they are Han chinese but they look so fucking lao/thai that i have to say the brainwashing about Han supremacy has worked quite well on them.

>>17263122
the “everyone in china is mongol rape babies” one

>invents oppression

>>17263073
>Invents government that doesn't pander to sissies and pussies.

>>17263241
It's true. China keeps losing to invaders, but keeps absorbing them into its own culture. Three generations after each invasion, the invaders have become Chinese.

>>17263075
based

>>17263122
the retarded /pol/ screencap 'research' how modern chinese arent the exact same people that inhabited the yellow river delta 8000 years ago

>>17263402
Theres no such thing as han chinese

>>17264572
cope
the chinese say and believe there is such a thing as Han, you dismissing it isn't going to make their country or culture disintegrate

>>17263075
Based.

>>17264635
Still smells like shit.

>>17263263
sorry abraham, it's true

>invents pizza

>>17263075
fpbp

>>17263073
The Mongols conquered China in the 13th century and proceeded to rape every woman above the age or 12. It was so successful in it's dicking of china that every Chinese bloodline has traces of the monguls in it. The people and cultural group who invented all those things died out a long time ago, Khulan.

>>17263075
lost

>>17263075
/thread

>>17263434
Chinese are the biggest sissies and pussies in the world. Historically their government was operated by trannies.

>>17263073
Noodles and pasta were invented independently in China and Italy and Italians did it better. I'd rather have Italian dish over Chinese 90% of the time.

>>17263128
Why do mutts have to add sugar to everything?

>>17264787
Let's not pretend that the whole of Europe didn't go through the exact same thing.

>>17263073
and fireworks and guns, hail china!

>>17263075
That was the CIA.

>>17263128
Invented by a Chinese man, Chinese Taipei is an integral part of the People's Republic of China btw.

>>17263128
Except they did.

>>17265364
>t. Flyover fat fuck

>>17267061
>t.gutter oil enjoyer

>>17263145
Anon, should I tell you about the Picts? The original Britons? Not these Angloid/Viking/Norman/Germanics we all know and love?

>>17267073
What's the difference between Corn Syrup and Gutter Oil, honestly? It's both an inedible waste product slurry served up to barely sapient people abused by their government.
Aside from the fact that one is government subsidized, of course.

>>17267087
>what's the difference between something grown as food and something harvested from fecal matter and waste?
Is this what life is like back home for you?

>>17267087
I would eat corn. I wouldn't eat human shit. That's the different between us, Huang.

>>17267092
>something grown as food
Ah, that's the optics, is it. It's "supposed" to be food.

I look at China and I look at America, and I really can't see the difference.

>>17267105
True, China is only the world's second largest producer and consumer of corn syrup, but they're on the rise.

>>17263122
>What kind of schizophrenic conspiracy theory is this?
>>17263151
>100% bullshit
>you're retarded
>>17264425
>the retarded /pol/ screencap 'research' how modern chinese arent the exact same people that inhabited the yellow river delta 8000 years ago
>>17263263
>you're fucking retarded
>you're retarded too
>>17265385
>Let's not pretend that the whole of Europe didn't go through the exact same thing.
>>17267061
>>t. Flyover fat fuck

>>17267175
>posting a meme img with a nip flag
kek
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>>17265124
>Cope.
Enjoy your trannies invading every facet of society and imposing their views on you.

Is this the insecure whitey cope thread?

>>17263073
you forgot
>invests Japanese food
Japanese food would be literal shit without chinese influence

>>17268633
>China
>Cultural Preservation
Lmao go read a book

>>17263434
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurting_the_feelings_of_the_Chinese_people

>>17267061
it sucks to be you since you've never had a proper pasta.

>invents mass genocide and starvation

>>17263073
>invents the precursor to every single invention

Expanded on that for you.

>>17268783
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Phonetards should kill themselves.

>>17268798
>the cultural revolution
literally happening in the US right now, kek

>>17269413
sucks to be you since you've never had proper chinese noods.

>>17263075
fpbp

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>>17269524
Jesus grandpa are you on your apple 2 or something?

>>17271161
>Jesus grandpa are you on your apple 2 or something?

i hate all governments

>baity OP but still /ck/ related and somewhat salvageable
>rather than getting ignored as bait or salvaged it gets 70 replies of absolutely nothing valuable
the absolute state of this board

>>17265370
Because sugar makes shit taste better, I say this as someone currently eating chicken and roasted veggies + diet Soda

>>17263263
>chingchingpingpongnipnong
Sorry I dont speak rape baby

>>17271822
If you can make that reply and continue to browse here but also can't be arsed to ignore and report it's just contrarian acceptance of it and you're not above it.