/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17261501
dood i dont care if you guys think im not real. i just like food and im cold so i want to hang out with my cookbros.

>>17261501
I’m gay by the way, if that matters.

>>17261602
Cookbros are too far and few on this board. It's all McChickens and Taco Bell

>>17261640
Unless you look good in a dress, fuck off

>(You)

>>17261501
Meds now.

>>17261501
DUDE WEED AMIRITE

>>17261501
Not really, im a bad actor, I'm here to discourage others from posting

>>17261694
It's really not that bad
You can post a thread about a serious cooking question or issue and get 20 helpful replies within the hour

>>17261501
This board is basically americans thinking they know anything about food but only posting about fast food shit

Hi everyone :)

Hello
I am here because this is One of few board with women

this board is good for talking with industry folks (lot of my friends are in restaurants)

I come here to bully schizos and american nazis.

I get hard when I read europoor responses to sugarbread threads

>>17261501
I'm here because the cheese is melted & the heat of the rice cooks the egg, which gives me a sense of community & comfort

>>17262080
Oh & that bloke who takes a photo of his food Infront of his microwave ever day, shit like that

>>17261602
don't forget the cookgals

>>17261501
It’s all clown world baby, don’t think too much.

>>17262091
If there are any cookgals on here from Michigan that want to go on a cooking date with a guy who has a house, a good job and a car, I’m game. We can become a /ck/ power couple.

>>17262144
I would but I only date neets

>>17262154
What is a neet? Sorry I don’t know these terms because I’m a well adjusted member of society.

>>17262144

>>17263343
no
education
employment
training

aka me
>>17262154
he slag i'll fuck your arse for a bit. spot me a fiverr after i but me nut. I'll need bus fare on my way to pick up my unemployment check from some other slag's house.

>>17262144
I got that beat. I have all of that, and a wife, and if being married has taught me one thing, is that it makes you irresistible to women. Women who would never even look at me, fawn all over me when they see my ring. If any cookgals want to hook up with a married fella, drop a line ;)
Mostly so I can reject you and call you a homewrecker and a succubus.

>>17262080
>>17262081
For me, it's the obese line cook who posts his taco bell haul, his delicious burger, and his anime figurines; the best /ck/ poster.

>>17261694
I cook, but I post OC here rarely unless it is entertaining

>>17261694
>cookbros
We're here to discuss food, not because we're high school dropout morons who heat up meat for a living.

I am not real. Do not read this post.

>>17264818
I also cook but only post laziest garbage meals to trigger people.
Also even when I make something like Ossobucco I can't get a photo that doesn't make it look like sloppa anyways

>>17264847
Learn to photography. Easy for me to say. I went to school for it. But seriously, you can definitely learn it on your own if you have some time on your hands.

>>17262103
And then there's this faggot who watches too many Marvel Batman movies.

:3

>>17262144
omg this is so sad kek

>>17261501

Deep and food pilled.

>>17265421
Is Patti still alive??

>>17262144
I'm from Michigan and I'd go on a date with you but I'm a gay dude.

>>17268466
>I'm from Michigan
you didn't have to tell you you're gay it's assumed

>>17261501
sometimes you retards have good ideas or suggestions

>>17268483
its a "redditor tries to fit in with the 4chan lingo while trying to distance himself from the herd" type of post
sweet

>>17261501
I come here to see neat food ideas, food porn, and cooking ideas
90+% of the threads here are bad, and I don't click on them even once.

>>17261501
Are you experiencing strange things in life anon?
Do you feel real ?

>>17268137
there's a theory that catfaggot stopped posting because she died, not because of bullying

I post here to shitpost with everyone else that hasn't moved on. It's more like how the internet used to be before it all became about algorithms and clout.
Just a bunch of anonymous random weirdos with a similar interest sharing information and giving each other shit.

>>17271272
the cat died? :(