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I like serving my boyfriend cute foods. Let's post only the cutest foods in this thread.

>> No.17259531

>>17259519
you will never be a woman

>> No.17259543
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>>17259531
Good, I thank God every day that I'm not.

>> No.17259557
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>>17259543
nothin cuter than a can a bushs beans

>> No.17259573

>>17259543
>raw, cherry-red turkey bacon
I would feed this to bugs.

>> No.17259613
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>>17259519
hot dogtopus

>> No.17259678

>>17259543
what eggs are those? the yolks are tiny

>> No.17259684

>>17259519
do you make this thread once a year or something?

>> No.17259689

>>17259519
I would commit domestic violence against you. The police would be at our home every single night responding to complaints. You would be going out every day with at least 1 black eye. I'd gaslight you. You just fell into a doorknob, right?
Anyway, your therapist would know my name

>> No.17259704

>>17259678
Probably custom made using eye droppers.

>> No.17259725

>>17259519
You would suffer chronic pain from what I would do to you. Your tailbone would be shattered and you would suffer chronic back pain for years without finding out why because I gaslit you into thinking you imagined it. I would wildly swing furniture at you in fits of drunken rage. No sex would be shared between us. Every time you called the police I would tell them you were mentally ill and imagining things.

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>> No.17259794

>>17259519
The turds are a nice touch.

>> No.17259835

>>17259794
and the syrup is urine

>> No.17259846

>>17259725
BASED

>> No.17260339

>>17259543
if a hamster stomped in and ate that i'd've died.

>> No.17260357

>>17259678
>>17259704
It's some chemical shit( process, not ingredients), the video is from Ann Reardon

>> No.17261016

>>17259543
you got an easy bake oven with that too?

>> No.17261200

>>17259519
>>17259543
Hi syne

>> No.17261224

>>17259678
They are the eggs of the bee hummingbird, the world's smallest bird.
Very difficult to crack them open

>> No.17261892

>>17259557
ye it finna be bussin bussin fr

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>>17259519

>> No.17262590

>>17259519
Just had a weird boner.

>> No.17262597

>>17262305
egg sandwich

>> No.17262603

Why can we never have a cute food thread without queers and troons?

>> No.17262727

>>17262305
this

>> No.17262824

>>17259543
It bothers me that a hamster wasn't introduced to the food at the end of this video

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>>17259543

>> No.17263945

>>17262590
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ______

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>> No.17264049
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Newfags.

>> No.17264319

>>17259543
>seasoning the eggs before you cook them
Trash

>> No.17264357

>>17263997
Simple and effective.

>> No.17265382
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What you have to do my friend is embrace masculinity.

>> No.17265401

>>17262305
How does

>> No.17265412

>>17265401

He has to eat all the eggs.

>> No.17266502

>>17259519
not my proudest wank

>> No.17266895
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>>17259519
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

>> No.17266906

>>17266895
The faggot who makes these threads has been doing it for years. He's openly admitted to being a guy.

>> No.17266913

>>17266906
read the filename

>> No.17266915

>>17266913
Ah, never mind. Carry on.

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ANTS ON A LOG BROS
WW@

>> No.17267513

>>17267220
looks like turds and diarrhea going down a poopchute

>> No.17267558

>>17267513
power bottom detected

>> No.17267560

>>17267513
even better baby

>> No.17267589

>>17259519
>raisin shit
But why?

>> No.17268290

>>17267589
its delicious

>> No.17268811

>>17264049
unf

>> No.17268824

>>17264049
post it

>> No.17268904
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>> No.17268916

>>17259519
I'd impregnate that bunny's ass

>> No.17268927
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>>17268916

>> No.17268936

>>17262590
Me too I would so assrape that breakfast

>> No.17268984

>>17259519
Are the raisins meant to be rabbit poops?

>> No.17269051

>>17268984
Can we stop talking about the poop?

>> No.17269074

>>17269051
I like it. Every newfag seems to think he's making a quirky observation when saying the raisins look like poops. I like to imagine later when they notice there is also a puddle of pee there it suddenly dawns on them that it was intentional. I wish I could remember my own thought process when I first saw it.

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>> No.17270901

>>17259543
Based

>> No.17270983
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>> No.17271452

>>17259519
>rabbit

>pawpads

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>> No.17271682

>>17259519
I'm going to prone bone that rabbit

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>>17262305
>that filename
thank you anon

>> No.17272564

>>17270983
This presentation is really dark and morbid, if you think about it for a second.

>> No.17272577

>>17272564
Not unless the eggs were fertilized, you stupid virtue signalling cuckoid

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>>17259765
we do this in Sicily for easter, the marsipan*
also in Sicily we do this marsipan fruit, it is very nice and tasty and typical for the festivity of the Day of the Dead
*I am using marsipan as a synonim for almond paste, not sure that is correct

>> No.17272679

>>17272577
dilate troon

>> No.17272744

>>17259543

>manly tears orders breakfast.gif

>> No.17272898

>>17272577
>>17272679
Is this really necessary?

>> No.17272916

>>17272898
he started it

>> No.17272948

>>17259519
that picture you posted is not cute. maybe it’s because the pancake bunny is showing off its backside but it’s kinda arousing. even the feet has a succulent look with those bananas. but you ruined the secsappeal of the rabbit by leaving rabbit droppings on the plate.

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>>17264049