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17256593 No.17256593[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>eats so much fast food his asshole randomly leaks liquids
>he openly talks about this in his videos
>millions watch his videos and he is filthy rich
This man is incredibly based

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>>17256593

>> No.17256598
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This man has influenced MILLIONS of people to eat and live healthier lives, he's literally sacrificed himself for us.

When did you realize Nikocado Avocado is our modern day Jesus Christ? He's sacrificed himself on the altar of obesity to save us.

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But at what cost. He is like 355 lbs. Would you trade your healthy body for a couple of millions?

>> No.17256602

>>17256593
Post it

>> No.17256614

His asshole is legit irreparably damaged.
It's so fucking mangled and destroyed it's a miracle he can hold any shit in at all. How doesn't he live with a literal open airway in his body

>> No.17256629

>>17256593
He's an actor

>> No.17256635

>>17256629
Yeah, acts pretty fucking retarded. HA. GOTEEM.

>> No.17256638

>>17256599
Yes if I could stop eating and go from there.

>> No.17256645

>>17256593
I don't think the food is what made his asshole leak

>> No.17256702

>>17256645
This. I'm pretty sure it's the years of hay sex causing his incontinence issues. Many such cases. Gay!

>> No.17256735

This is seriously a real life case of selling your soul for fame and fortune

>> No.17256736

>>17256735
More like selling his ass lmao

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>> No.17256755

>>17256741
LOOK AT HER ARMS AHAHAHHA I HATE FAT PEOPLE

>> No.17256761

imagine if he just turns it around instantly and turns into a fitness/weightloss channel with zero relapses
how would his audience take it?

>> No.17256770

>>17256761
That would never happen, but he'd probably keep a big chunk of his followers if he did. I'd like to see buff Nikado doing mukbangs of peanut butter shakes or some other workout foods.

>> No.17256784

>>17256593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_Y3_eRfOU

>> No.17256786

>>17256593
>eats so much fast food his asshole randomly leaks liquids
Might have something to do with the fact that he takes dick up the ass as well

>> No.17256813

>>17256786
According to an anon in a different thread, there’s a video of his boyfriend going elbow deep into Nikocado’s asshole

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>>17256593
It isn't just the food