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17254757 No.17254757 [Reply] [Original]

wife just made me this

>> No.17254758

you just know

>> No.17254759

>>17254757
Is that her in the background?

>> No.17254761

You're clearly the woman in the relationship if you feel the need to share it online for validation and attention instead of just fucking eating it. Put your phone away, faggot.

>> No.17254763

>>17254757
Looks like diarrhoea. Good luck with your marriage.

>> No.17254764

better than yesterday's fat tranny spaghetti
prego!

>> No.17254765

>>17254759
dude be serious for one minute

>> No.17254771

>>17254759
that's my dog, Squirrel.

>> No.17254774

Eat that shit, sketty and puss.

>> No.17254794

>>17254759
kek

>> No.17254807
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17254807

>made sketty at work(college cafe) amd am eating it now on my break

Looks better than my sketty at least

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>>17254759

>> No.17254878
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>>17254759
Lmao

>> No.17254907
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>>17254759

>> No.17254919

>>17254757
I hope your shitbull gets shot by a cop tomorrow.

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>>17254759

>> No.17254930

>>17254757
>disgusting food
>background clutter with shit
>nigger dog breed licking its lips while looking at your slot
>"oh lemme take a photo of this delicious pig slop!"

>> No.17254944

>>17254919
>>17254930
touch grass

>> No.17254945
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>>17254759

>> No.17254952

>shitbull
both you and your wife are literal trash, kys.

>> No.17254958

>>17254757
>having dogs inside the house
why are people so mentally ill?
>also a niggerbull

>> No.17254959

>>17254759
haha

>> No.17254969
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17254969

>>17254759

>> No.17254970

>>17254958
white trash people love having dogs all over their shit, many houses I've been to are covered in pet shit, fur and grime yet they don't seem to care.

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>>17254759

>> No.17254996

>>17254958
>>17254970
dogs are useful, you two are retarded

>> No.17255009

>>17254759
kek

>> No.17255014

>>17254996
Working dogs are useful, do you really think 99% of pet dogs are trained well or taken care of like dogs should be? They should be outside protecting property, helping you hunt or herding farm animals. Not sitting infront of your being annoying while you eat.

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>>17254757
Nice. Send her over to whip me up some dinner

>> No.17255021

>>17255014
my dog watches our chickens which just happen to be up for the night, shut the fuck up retard

>> No.17255025
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>>17254757
Needs more of this.

>> No.17255033

>>17255025
dude no it has sufficient parmo already
please do not criticize my based /meal/

>> No.17255036

>>17254996
another animal faggot lover loser who will kill a man but never a dog. People with dogs are cancer to society. Uncle Ted was right

>> No.17255042

looks good
wish i could eat sketty without getting nauseous

>> No.17255043

>>17255036
what did he say about dogs lmao

>> No.17255065

>>17255043
>>17255036
Ted was a tranny so please use "Aunt Ted" and female pronouns throughout further discussion.

>> No.17255070

>>17255065
kys

>> No.17255078

>>17254757
Condolences, did you have to pretend to like it?

>> No.17255089

>>17255078
it was really good

>> No.17255096

>>17254757
I'm not stupid enough to have knocked up a chick or gotten married to one though I've chances so that I have to deal with bullshit.

>> No.17255101

>>17255070
haven't you've read her ...?
no of course not, never mind

>> No.17255102

>>17255089
Hopefully you at least got laid, some dumb chick puts in a little effort the guy at least deserves to get laid for it.

>> No.17255111

>>17255102
most healthy marriages involve lots of sex

>> No.17255119

>>17255111
Yeah from what I've heard and the wife not doing any of the cooking. These days they're just there to spread their legs for some fun, I honestly don't know the purpose of marriage anymore.

>> No.17255133

>>17255021
>high prey drive breed watching chickens.
Get a LSG you poor retard.

>> No.17255144

These fucking bitches just don't bring anything to the table anymore.

>> No.17255146

>>17255119
sounds like whipped men

>>17255133
she does great with them, I also have a male rottweiler. I didn't get either of them for chickens, I only have 4 hens, they just happen to do good at it because I trained them.

>> No.17255151

>>17254757
>see-thru glass plates
Wut? I've never encountered those before. Are they textured or what?

>> No.17255156

>>17255151
they're smooth, got them from dollar tree

>> No.17255162

>>17255146
You dont need to train LSG's to look after farm animals, I know you just have that shitty breed because he was $50 from the shelter.
Also post hand.

>> No.17255170

>>17255156
Huh, have to look for them next time I go out as I'm curious about how these would hold up as a plate.
>smooth piece of glass
>no dip or lip visible to prevent food from falling off
>doesn't appear to have a raised edge on the bottom to lift the plate off the table.

>> No.17255178

>>17254771
You have a pet squirrel?

>> No.17255184
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17255184

>>17254759

>> No.17255187

>>17255170
there's a lip

>>17255178
we got her as a puppy on the side of the road, we named her squirrel when she jumped on our coffee table as soon as we got her home

>> No.17255197

>>17255146
Quite the opposite I'm not whipped and want a wife, one that can do something her daddies marketing or advertising degree hasn't bought her and not just spread her legs for a small time of fun.

>> No.17255210

>>17255146
I wont pay for niglets, I wont pay for some one elses kids for indiscretions of someone that should know better.

>> No.17255212

>>17255197
I'm talking about men in relationships with women who don't do anything, like your friends

>> No.17255215

>>17254757
I want to kill your dog

>> No.17255218

>>17255215
why?

>> No.17255220

>>17255212
I don't have women friends that do that, I have in the past but always cast them aside as worthless since how they behave.

>> No.17255224
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>>17255215

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>>17255215
Yeah right.

>> No.17255254

>>17255238
I love Harlan Ellison, but this is absolute trash.

>> No.17255276

>>17255254
That's why it's such a good movie, because so many hoity toit idiots hate it.
The more hoity tiot types dislike something and the more so called critics dislike something the more I seem to like it.

>> No.17255295

>>17255276
>I like things because other people don't like them
>"hoity toit"
You sound like a huge faggot

>> No.17255306

>>17255295
I'm not but you come across as a flamer because you can only go with the crowd likes, you have no opinion of your own so your consigned to minimum wage.

>> No.17255312

>>17255306
So you're a huge faggot with schizophrenia. Fascinating.

>> No.17255364
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>>17255312
Yeah right Spock.

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>>17254759
Holy fuck my sides!

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>>17255276

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>>17254759
Fucking buuurrnn

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>>17254757
What? You shit on some worms and perioded on it?

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>>17254759

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>>17254759
savage

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>>17254759
fucking hell anon

>> No.17256999

>>17254757
Divorce, when?

>> No.17258625

>>17255133
If this is OP, a Pitbull is actually one of the best choices he could have made.
Pitbulls, while when untrained and left alone are violent and dangerous, have the highest capacity for discipline and self control out of any dog breed.

>> No.17258639

>>17254757
A little unappealing, but probably tastes fine.
Tell her not to add cheese while cooking, and toss the spag with some olive oil.
Mostly, just get better at photography OP.

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>>17254759

>> No.17259014

>>17254759
hey look it's that guy who does the thing where he makes a mildly funny joke and them samefags with laughter reaction images to it dozens of times

>> No.17259366

>>17254757
Just no.

>> No.17259574

>>17254771
I'm not your squirrel, pal.

>> No.17259994

>>17254757
>served unmixed pasta ( the sauce and noodles for those in the uk )
Just admit it OP, your wife is a tranny
Digits confirm

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>>17254759

>> No.17260072
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17260072

>I'm not your squirrel, pal.

>> No.17260090

>>17254757
r u the one (trucker?) with the wife with the fat tits. there something about this image that give me that vibez

>> No.17260102

Looks tasty. Hard to go wrong with spagoot and meetabahls. Lucky man. Say hi to Squirrel for me.

>> No.17260144

>>17260090
my wife is a g cup but I'm a neet classical guitarist

>> No.17260169

>>17260144
Does she let you play your guitar between her bodacious tatas?

>> No.17260176

>>17260144
how are you anything if you're a NEET?
why not call yourself a NEET pisser or a NEET street crosser?

>> No.17260179

>>17260176
I don't make money

>>17260169
ye

>> No.17260189

>>17260179
lol so get a job and make money and be something instead of pretending to be a pro bono guitarist

>> No.17260197

>>17260189
I play for my own personal enjoyment, although I have been paid for work before, it's just not a living so I call myself neet

>> No.17260209

>>17260197
the NEET part is not in dispute, I'm just curious how come you're a NEET guitarist and not a NEET apple eater. It's odd to tack on an occupation to the descriptor when it's untrue

>> No.17260226

>>17260209
it's not untrue https://voca.ro/1bI2jyp59xTZ

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>>17254759

>> No.17260267

I knew a couple chicks high school, just friends that some big boobies, not G size just D but they got breast reduction surgary because they were sick of hit on by random construction workers and street weirdos.
Then there are the cat calls, everyone thinking that that they were hookers.

>> No.17260271

>>17260267
my wife just dresses modestly and doesn't go out alone

>> No.17260277

>>17260271
Good for you both the real question is can she cook?

>> No.17260283

Its extremely rare to find a chick that can cook these days.

>> No.17260286

>>17254759
Fuck you

>> No.17260293

>>17260277
yeah, I like her cooking, we also cook together sometimes

>> No.17260301

>>17260293
That's awesome, good times for you both.

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>>17254757
I see your dog back there and I agree....

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17261119

>>17255295
I put the hoity in the toity.