/ck/ - Food & Cooking

what kind of ketchup did you use. I 100% bet you he didn't use the corn syrup/sugar kind that is most popular now.

I drizzle some honey on it, or put a few spoons into my oatmeal

I love plain cottage cheese and don't see any reason to add anything to it.
The rest of my family likes to put pic related in cottage cheese and I think it's an abomination,

>>17251376
Pineapple.

>>17251384
trader joes, heinz is pig disgusting

>>17251376
>Be me.
>Richard Nixon.
>No one likes me.
>But everyone pays attention to me.
>Decide to fuck with them a bit.
>Make a nice looking dish that looks like icecream.
>Really, cottage cheese and ketchup.
>It's sharp, wakes me up, and has some energy, so I don't actually mind it too much.
>Just enough so I can stomach it.
>Millions of people see my dish.
>They know they have to try it.
>MFW I've fucked millions in the country over because they keep obsessing over me.
>Life is good again.

He was a huntsman I suspect you cheaped out on your chup, chud.

>>17251417
thank you for this post, anon

>>17251376
whitoid culinary excellence

I think we had a president who liked putting ketchup on well done steaks or something. Can't remember who

Cottage cheese?

Salsa lizano
Hot sauce
Hp sauce
Salt
Pepper
Scallions
Nutritional yeast flakes
Balsamic vinegar
Hemp seeds
Sesame seeds
Furikake seasoning

>>17251376
It’s good with pickled beets

>>17251532
was just about to post this
pickled beets and sunflower seeds

>>17251376
Coriander leaves and some salt and pepper.

I like putting tuna in, specifically this tuna

>>17251484
So? Well done steak turns out more like roast beef so It's actually an acceptable combination.
It's a waste of money to turn a steak in to roast beef on purpose, but it can happen; ketchup is a good way to salvage it. There's no reason to give well done steak the nickelback treatment.

>>17251484
Cope, chud.

>>17251376
thanks god I hate cottage cheese
it tastes like rotten milk curds
most people share this taste in the eastern block, since we have tvaroh (quark) which we've grown accustomed to

Put it on cucumber slices with black pepper and cayenne

Diced sweet onion, it is a fantastic combination.

>>17251376
Optimum nutrition casein PB

>>17251410
based

>>17251376
Sour cream and pepper.

>>17251376
Ajvar

>>17251376
will amerisharts ever realized that they did this man wrong?

>>17252028
This country will enjoy fucking anyone if they have a reason to. Only now we just make up reasons to

>>17251376
>>17251410
Nixon admitted that he only ever started eating cottage cheese as both an attempt to eat healthier and as something of a concession to regional dairy boards. The ketchup, he insisted, was a compromise with his own personal tastes.
His favourite meal, as it goes, was his beloved wife Pat's homemade meatloaf, something she would make for him herself despite all the staff at hand in the White House. Nixon himself grew up in a rather poor household, which was made pretty evident by his common and lower-class preferences in food. It didn't matter how much he impressed the world by using chopsticks when he first met with the Chinese; Nixon wasn't born a member of the upper crust.

By the way, here's the published recipe for his favourite meatloaf:

>Pat Nixon's meatloaf
2 tbsp butter
1 cup finely chopped onions
2 garlic cloves, minced
3 slices white bead
1 cup milk
2 lbs lean ground beef
2 eggs, lightly beaten
1 tsp salt
Ground black pepper, to taste
1 tbsp chopped fresh parsley
1/2 tsp dried thyme
1/2 tsp dried marjoram
2 tbsp tomato puree
2 tbsp bread crumbs

Grease a 13-by-9-inch baking pan.
Melt butter in a saute pan, add garlic and saute until just golden -- do not brown. Let cool.
Dice bread and soak it in milk.
In a large mixing bowl, mix ground beef by hand with sauteed onions and garlic and bread pieces. Add eggs, salt, pepper, parsley, thyme and marjoram and mix by hand in a circular motion.
Turn this mixture into the prepared baking pan and pat into a loaf shape, leaving at least one inch of space around the edges to allow fat to run off.
Brush the top with the tomato puree and sprinkle with bread crumbs. Refrigerate for 1 hour to allow the flavors to penetrate and to firm up the loaf.
Preheat the oven to 375 degrees.
Bake meatloaf on lower shelf of oven for 1 hour, or until meat is cooked through. Pour off accumulated fat several times while baking and after meat is fully cooked. Let stand on wire rack for five minutes before slicing.

>>17251484
>>17251581
Trump was known for eating well-done steak for much the same reason that a lot of high-power politicians and businessmen have strangely specific and idiosyncratic dietary preferences. When you're on-call and need to be ready at any moment, you can't afford the risk (no matter how minor it may be) of indigestion and food poisoning because you had a rather extravagant meal.
This is often cited as why Hitler is famously known as a vegetarian, something he did for practical reasons in additional to moral ones. He wouldn't deny meat if it was served it, to avoid being an ungracious guest, but preferred to avoid it otherwise.

>>17251384
The idea ketchup is sugary is a meme, mostly perpetuated by Chicago fags who insist one of the two universally recognized hot dog condiments is somehow not supposed to go on hot dogs.
The main ingredient for ketchup after tomatoes is, by far, the vinegar, not sugar. You could take out sugar and still have something easily recognizable as ketchup but if you took out the vinegar it would taste nothing like ketchup.
A ketchup packet has 2 grams of sugar, which is about 5% of your daily sugar RDA.

>>17251376
Canned fruit. Especially pineapple or peaches.

>>17252236
>Chicago fags
You wanna see REAL autism? Tell an Aussie or a Kiwi his favourite "tommy sauce" has the exact same ingredients and sugar content as Heinz-brand ketchup. They will BSoD.

>>17252220
Diarrhea never stopped me from doing anything. I rarely even shit my pants.

>>17251376
apple butter

>>17253326
I shit your pants faggot

>>17253345
you cant do this to me

My grandfather would put Worcestershire sauce on his cottage cheese. It actually kind of works.

My mom puts mandarin oranges in hers.

>>17251385
serial killer

>>17251522
shut up

>>17251614
Cult member seething

Branson Pickle Relish or Salted avocado mash.

>>17252220
Never seen a harder maga cope in my life.

>>17252205
Very interesting, thank you anon.

Any other presidential recipes?

Trump is a god

>>17252220
you tards could be baited into defending literally anything

>>17252220
>My Lord and Savior simply does not have the time to eat like a functioning adult because he is too busy playing 4D chess

Please go to therapy

For me, I top a fresh tomato with cottage cheese and sprinkle some ground pepper on top

Old bay

I remember one of the scandals Trump was involved was ordering well done burgers.

>>17251376
that looks like scrambled eggs

>>17253695
well aren't you a self-assured little cocksucker

>>17251376
Nixon wasn't human, so I'm not that surpised.

>>17251376
>what are some things that pair well with cottage cheese?
Bricks of butter, anything made with a mortar and pestle, rock candy, house specials

>>17251376
It's the only cheese that's guaranteed to please

Tastes change over time. Cottage cheese is no longer an exciting treat, and Watergate now seems like such a tame scandal. It wouldn't end a political career today.

>>17251408
As a Pittsburgh native where Heinz is located at. I'll rank the popular kinds of ketchup as follows
>Trader Joes > Heinz > Others > shit > Hunts
The best ketchup I've ever had was made by an ex-girlfriend who used honey and it was de-fucking-licious. Heinz with honey came close to that taste but was still lacking something.

>>17251410
based dick

>>17251376
Anything. It's like asking what you pair with bread. You can go fruit, nuts, eggs, salad, savory, sweet, whatever.

I mix yogurt and cheese with HONEY. Luckily there are bee people near me so I get it fresh.

>>17253956
They are selling you all corn syrup. Dont fall for Big Honeys schemes.

>>17252220
Oh my god you need help

Happy Birthday, Mr. President.

>>17253445
>>17253474
>>17253515
>>17253982
The lack of self-awareness here is amazing. Did you know that politicians and violent serial killers alike are actually human beings like yourself with reasons behind their actions? ...No? Might want to unplug the TV for a bit.

>>17251376
Why would you think that Richard Nixon of all people had good taste? He's world renowned as the first bad US president, it's all been downhill since he took office.
Additionally, he was clearly out of touch with reality, as seen here exiting the white house with a weird salute or something as if anyone was anything but relieved he was finally going?

>>17254159
Test

>>17254159
>the first bad US president
Bruh, James Buchanan existed.

>>17254159
Lincoln existed it’s been downhill since

>>17254159
That's not Nixon, it's Troy McClure.

>>17251376
Fritos and Doritos type chips.

>>17251384
>I 100% bet you he didn't use the corn syrup/sugar kind that is most popular now.

Heinz has been the same sugary vinegar shit since 1876.
Before then ketchup was catsup and it was a fish sauce.

>>17251376
Cottage cheese is basically mozzarella and anything that works with mozzarella probably goes well with cottage cheese

>>17254256
The term "catsup" is actually more modern than the term "ketchup". Furthermore, ketchup used to refer to any sort of chutney-ish condiment, the most common of which was mushroom based. This is why to this date, most bottles of Heinz still specify that it's "Tomato Ketchup" and not ketchup made of something else.

>>17254267
>Furthermore, ketchup used to refer to any sort of chutney-ish condiment
the word for that is already chutney, as evidenced by the widespread use of "chutney" to refer to things that aren't chutney.

ke-tsiap was a chinese fish sauce.

>>17254232
I remember him from such films as 30,000 lies: four failed years.

>>17251376
>what are some things that pair well with cottage cheese?
Wholegrain toast or English muffins.

>>17254159
>first bad president
nigga...

>>17254306
more like last good president

>>17254424
Despite how typically reviled he is, Nixon is surprisingly really easy to play devil's advocate for when you focus on things like foreign policy and his role in establishing detente. He was also a very skilled orator, and in the Kennedy-Nixon debates he's largely seen as the more experienced technical debater, only losing out to Kennedy's charisma.

>>17251376
I like maple syrup or honey.

>>17252220
>the seethe in these replies
If anyone is an actual cook, feel free to speak.
If someone orders steak well done, it's their loss, and we consider it an option prior to "burnt" for a reason.

>>17252236
But ketchup doesnt belong on a hot dog. It completely overpowers the flavor of all other toppings. That's why people put ketchup on shit they dont really enjoy eating.

For me it's a splash of olive oil, mixed pepper, garlic powder and Tabasco.

>>17254283
based 'tsiap poster

>>17254480
Shit like hot dogs? If you want to enjoy the taste of other toppings, put them in a bun and leave out the dog.

>>17254566
I'm sorry, are to imply here that you are above consuming the peak of American Summer foods: the Frank?

>>17254448
>the more experienced technical debater
possibly the biggest cope ever. Of all time even.

>>17254480
>ketchup overpowers mustard and onions
That means you aren't using enough

>>17254633
nigger shushh

>>17254633
As it was one of the first televised presidential debates, a significant amount of research was done on the opinions of television viewers versus radio listeners.
Those who watched the first Nixon-Kennedy debate on the television expressed favourable opinions of Kennedy, citing that Nixon's drab appearance on the black-and-white screen made him seem sickly and less energetic. On the contrary, radio listeners largely believed Nixon to be the winner of the debate based on his words alone, with Kennedy having come off as somewhat amateurish at the time.

Nixon was the better technical debater, while Kennedy was the more charismatic debater.

>>17254746
>m-more c-charismatic...
one's ugly and the other has a speech impediment and people make value judgements upon both.

>>17254805
>typing out an imaginary stutter
Give it up, man.

>>17254822
>"well at least I'm not a gay n-nigger"
Mr.President you can't say that anymore!

>>17252236
SEETHING

>>17254159
there is literally no president objectively worse than buchanan

>>17251376
Cottage cheese and tabasco sauce is kino though, Nixon's just a retard

>>17251376
My friend eats it with dill sprinkled on. Haven't tried it myself.

>>17256268
There's lots of creative ways to eat cottage cheese. It's underrated as fuck.

>>17254164
>>17256207
>"Hey guys, I'm a fan of confederacy and believe in states' rights!"
>"Hey guys, I also believe a strong union is required for our nation!"
>gets elected
>literally does nothing and lets a civil war break out
Elections... Elections never change.

>>17256273
>There's lots of creative ways to eat cottage cheese.
All of those are on toast. While I like cottage cheese on toast, I wouldn't say using different toppings or condiments counts as "a lot of ways".

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