/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17242681
Yeah you really should keep licking that gunbarrel. Hopefully it will taste like sweet release one day

Pretzels are absolute dog shit.

>>17242714
I like them : (

>>17242717
Me oh my, they're honey mustard flavoured, yes boy!

>>17242714
Fuck you bud. I love pretzels

>>17242681
even though I cringe hard at dick compensation posters you are right, those dot's honey mustard pretzels are the best ones hands down

>>17242681
even though I cringe hard at little dick compensation posters you are right, those dot's honey mustard pretzels are the best ones hands down

>>17242772
>little dick compensation posters
huh?

>>17242775
Men who don't have looks/genital size/height and compensate by positing pictures of guns/drugs/etc
Sort of like how black people do it, just the whites don't include themselves since they're shamed of how they look.
>>17242681
OP is definitely 250lbs+.

>>17242792
idk man I just like pretzels

>>17242792
spoken like a true shrimp-dick manlet

>>17242808
>>17242803
Ahh, the copium inhalation begins.

>>17242808
Why don't you like pretzels?

>>17242810
Exactly. You subconsciously agree that you're a shrimp-dick manlet because you posted a picture of booze and now you're coping because you were exposed in a way you never thought possible.

>>17242820
You're responding to the wrong person.

>>17242825
nah, you are. I am agreeing with the shrimp dick manlet that only shrimp dick manlets post pictures of booze/drugs/etc to compensate

>>17242833
oh yeah you're right lol

>>17242681
The southwestern flavor is much tastier.

>>17242681
what's the drink and the movie?

>>17242833
fuck you

>>17243605
holy shit you're still crying about this?
what is wrong with you? lmfaooo

Get out of here OP.

>>17243646
shut the fuck up

>>17243725
drown your sorrows with some of that booze you so hilariously posted

>>17243741
maybe i will *****r

>>17242714
>pork crackle
anon is confirmed 400lb white trailer trash living in oklahoma

>>17244244
300Ib beach bum living in New Zealand, mate.

>>17243558
Drink is a White Russian. Movie is Oldboy.

>>17244043
kwab

>>17244244
>>17244249
Or a 300 lb Mexican living in California. Spics love that stuff.

>>17243558
white russian and youtube compilation of synthwave music

>>17244962
Checkout Akuma by Tokyo Rose and ALEX

https://youtu.be/ldwg3eXiISM

>>17242681
>I want to show everyone my little .22 six gun, and also let them know that I smoke cigarettes AND weed!
>How should I do this? Should I post on /k/? Should I go to 420chan? Maybe I'll just put it on my Facebook
>Oh wait, I know! I'll include some shitty snack in the photo, and post it on ck! Better make sure it's a MANLY snack though, I really want to get across to everyone that I'm just so MANLY
This is the equivalent of girls who take a picture of their faces, but with some object in view, to make it seem like it's a photo of the object and that they're not just seeking attention. Anon, I implore you, find a woman to marry and you'll no longer be desperate for attention.

>>17245029
Everyone else ignored the other shit and talked about the snack. Only you and one other guy got triggered.

>>17244999
pretty cool

>>17245035
And had you only posted the snack, you would have had only discussion about the snack. Now, you have people talking pretzels, you have goths, who didn't get the memo that goth is dead, talking about shitty goth music, and you have exactly two people calling you an attention seeking little faggot.

>>17245035
>Only you and one other guy got triggered.
Nah, most people see that OP is a manlet gunfag and just hide the thread.

>>17245029
I'm pre-engaged to a woman who loves honey mustard pretzels.

>>17245046
1. He's not OP, I am, and I posted this
>>17245048
2. Nobody is talking about goth music. You seem very confused in general.
3. Do you like pretzels?

>>17245044
Came across it the other day on /gif/. Sacrifice is a killer track.

>>17245063
What is your favorite snack to eat while living in a cyberpunk dystopia?

>>17245069
I don't usually snack. If I do it's hummus and tomato/cucumber on some crackers.

>>17245057
Idk I thought synthwave was shitty goth music, at least it was the one time I tried to listen to it.
>Pre engaged
You should actually just kill yourself.

>>17245035
So, since you're not even OP, we can all now deduce that you like to post pics of your guns and cigarettes, like an attention seeking little faggot, and now you're angry that you're seeing that most people think that makes you a faggot. Could you try, I don't know, being just a smidgen less gay? For like, five minutes?

>>17245092
That sounds nice. Do you make your own hummus?
>>17245094
>>17245117
You seem angry for no reason. Maybe you should have some pretzels or some hummus.

>>17245117
I don't smoke and I don't even own a gun. I'm more likely to get drunk and post pictures of my balls online.

>>17245144
Oh, I do that too. Look, my weeners drinking Jim beam!

>>17245126
Sometimes I make my own hummus. I've made sundried tomato hummus, roasted garlic and red pepper hummus, roasted carrot, garlic and onion hummus. Someone suggested that if you don't have tahini you can use natural peanut butter, so I tried that with roasted carrots and garlic and it was pretty good.

>>17245150
calm down dude

>>17245150
Kek, no wonder you're so mad, you've got a snub nose Lmaooooo

>>17245150
ahhahahaha

>>17245157
I made homemade roasted red pepper hummus for a lesbian vegan's birthday party one time, and she said it was the best hummus she ever had. Also I fucked her and now she's straight.

>>17245150

>>17245165
>Seething because he was kiked at birth
Betcha can't do this

>>17245177
nobody cares

>>17242714
He says as he posts shit in a bag.

>>17245177
I'm not circumcised junior.

whats going on in this thread

>>17245190
snacks

>>17245191
yeah, it doesn't look like that could fill anyone up

>>17242711
Are you okay? Do you need to speak with a therapist? I'm willing to pay for you visit, anon. You really seem like you need help.

>>17245224
What are the best snacks to eat while having a nervous breakdown?

>>17245197
It's a snack, not a meal.

>>17245231
Im eating 4 types of potato chips right now

Haha, snub nose got banned.

pretzels are for people who prefer the taste of salted cardboard tyvm

>>17245242
Nah just temporarily blocked

>>17245239
based
>>17245283
what do you prefer?

>>17244043
jk anon I love you anyway, let's squash this beef with the traditional beef and squash dinner

Pic related is the best snack I have ever had in my life. Unfortunately it is expensive.

Are they like these rold gold pretzels? These lil niggaz we're my absolute favorite snack but they were discontinued a few years ago.
Do they have a powdery seasoning or are they coated with a dried layer of a wet coating?

>>17245903
Forgot pic

>>17245903
they have both

>>17242681
where's the dildo?

>>17242792
>looks/genital size/height
I don't have any of those, yet I don't post pics anywhere of guns/drugs/cars/etc, I don't try to "compensate" for anything; I don't give a shit, why should I? Don't really understand where this compensation thing comes from; is it from women who try to bring down men? Men who are jealous of other men's achievements?

>>17246320
Its just men trying to make themselves feel better. I don't have any of those things either. You're just a decent human being who is enjoying life, rather than being part of the rat race of "Being on top".

>>17242792
You can make your own fire cider for dirt cheap you know?

>>17246332
I can't get the spices where I live easily and it seems like a lot of effort to me.
I also only use a shot of it now and then, one bottle can last me months.
The cost isn't really a concern.
But thanks.

>>17246344
Spices? It's literally apple cider vinegar with horse radish and some peppers and lemon. And garlic I guess

soybean oil is baaad mmmk.

>>17245908
I forgot this brand even existed. I used to love the rods as a kid.