/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>people drink whiskey to pretend to be manly and make threads about it

There's literally no reason why you WOULDN'T add whole milk and about 30 grams of dark chocolate to your morning cuppa.

>>17244120
have you considered they're not pretending?
or do you think everyone in the world has the same taste as you do?

Are these threads made by people who tried to drink coffee black because they thought they would seem more "manly" but they couldn't handle it so now they start threads saying all people who drink their coffee black are pretentious soibois who think they're manly?

>>17244143
It's objectively inferior though

>>17244120
>Implying the classy gentleman in your pic has ever had a cup of coffee without milk, sugar, and whipped cream
Some people drink coffee only as an expedient means of caffeine delivery. Not everything has to be made into a dessert. Besides, adding a shot of milk to cool it down doesn't change the taste much.

>>17244120
I don't want to waste the day's calories on a morning chocolate milk. I only drink things with a purpose. Water to hydrate, booze for fun, coffee to get energy for the day.

>>17244120
If you can learn to enjoy black coffee then you should spend the rest of your life drinking it like that. it’s better for you that way

>>17244156
>objectively inferior
Objectively explain why.

>>17244158
>Besides, adding a shot of milk to cool it down doesn't change the taste much.
As someone who drinks their coffee black i can tell you this is bullshit. If it's not completely black it will taste different. My mate put a 1/4 teaspoon of sugar in my coffee once and I asked him, he said he wanted to see if I'd actually notice.

>>17244169
>milk BAD!

You sound like a vegan

>>17244120
love me a black cuppa, love my spirits neat, simple as

>tastelets, tastelets everywhere

>>17244174
Tastes like shit buddy. If you're not lactose intolerant you have no excuse to drink it raw.

>>17244180
He never said milk was bad. Holy cope this thread is ridiculous.

>>17244188
I asked you to explain why the flavor is objectively inferior. I don't care about your personal opinions on what it tastes like. Give me one (1) objective reason.

black coffee is just better. like black cock. bye.

Imagine drinking coffee instead of just downing a couple of No-Doze in the morning and then staring at your dead eyes in the mirror while you lament that the pill didn't get stuck in your windpipe and deliver you from this bleak and meaningless existence

>>17244120
Not everything has to be flooded with sugar or dairy you autistic troglodyte.

>>17244203
No but he implied it.

>>17244219
I enjoy the taste as well the caffeine. I bought some decaf so I could have coffee and some dark peppermint Chocolate after dinner without the stimulant.

>OP: Howdy doody everyone! Here's my hot take no one asked for. Btw I prefer cock milk in my coffee.

>>17244223
>Not everything has to be flooded with sugar or dairy you autistic troglodyte.

Sugar and dairy makes things taste better. Your ancestors would sell their daughters to be able to add a little bit of sugar to their bland and boring medieval food and here you are acting like an ungrateful faggot and refusing to embrace the modern day privilege of having access to these amazing food enhancements just because you don't know how to eat responsibly instead of stuffing yourself with it to the point of obesity.

>>17244246
>Sugar and dairy makes things taste better.
They make coffee taste worse.

>>17244246
I don't add these things to my coffee, meanwhile people that do tend to be more obese. Hmm...

>>17244231
OK that is a little bit gay

>>17244246
>Sugar and dairy makes things taste better
To you
>. Your ancestors would sell their daughters to be able to add a little bit of sugar
Good thing I'm not them and don't care what kind of food they liked
>don't know how to eat responsibly
How is me consuming what I like instead of what you like irresponsible?

>>17244120
I think milk makes it taste bad. Unless it's a latte or cappuccino, which use so much milk that it's more of a milk drink with some vague coffe flavoring.

>>17244246
>Your ancestors would sell their daughters to be able to add a little bit of sugar to their bland and boring medieval food
This is what addiction sounds like.

>>17244246
>Sugar and dairy makes things taste better.
Yes this is why I pour a gallon of milk and a pound of sugar all over my steak which is also cooked well done because heat makes things taste better.

>>17244246
ew
ubercringe

>>17244246
You sound fat

>>17244265
Kek. I don't ever have dessert so I got something for Christmas.

>>17244219
You need to go see a therapist bro you’re on the wrong board for this shit

>>17244246
>bland and boring medieval food
Medieval food wasn't "bland and boring," and adding a bunch of sugar to it would ruin it.
You know what food is boring? This overly sugary shit you eat, faggot.

>>17244246

>>17244180
Didn’t say that. Not a vegan. Do drink milk.

>>17244120
imagine having an inferiority complex about coffee when you're choosing to drink cheap coffee so shit you need milk and sugar to make it palatable

>>17244152
Pretty much.

>>17244246
None of that means anything.

I've never had coffee with sugar or milk in it. Only black. I've been drinking it like this since I was 8. I only like it this way

>>17244152
>no u

>>17244120
I like coffee because it's bitter, and sometimes I want to drink something that's bitter. Adding creamer and sugar to it makes it not bitter. At that point, I may as well be drinking a milkshake or a sodie pop or something like that.

>>17244427
Ok, but that was a genuine question. I don't see why else someone would get wound up about people drinking black coffee.

>>17244449
It's cheap (you)s like anything else on this board

Try different coffee. I have been drinking mine black for years but every once in a while I try a new one and it taste like tar, so I opt for a few drops of milk and/or maple syrup to sweeten. Also fuck you and your shitty opinion thread.

>>17244180
I keep my black drinks separate from my white drinks

>>17244470
Oh, so it's for attention.

I drink coffee black because only commies have time to put milk in their coffee and only girls can't handle strong flavors.
So which is it. Are you a commie or a girl.

>>17244120
Stimulant without calories, fatass. Though obviously yes, crack is much better.
>>17244205
You expect him to make an argument rather than just make a statement and leave it at that? The fuck you think this is?

>>17244500
I like the attention but I also have a legitimate complex about people who enjoy things I can't because my palate won't let me (I have the palate of a impudent child).

>>17244520
Commies can't afford milk

>>17244500
Most likely, I don't even know why I'm in this thread. Maybe for attention too.

>>17244526
Kek. Just keep trying things over and over. Just because you don't like something immediately doesn't mean you dislike. It's just foreign.

>>17244246
>my ancestors
My ancestors are dead. I do not give a shit what they struggled for. Not my problem.

>>17244526
Have you tried getting spanked? I hear that helps when it comes to impudent children and their impudent palates.

>>17244526
>I also have a legitimate complex about people who enjoy things I can't
Then either stockholm yourself into liking things or get over it.

>>17244120
coffee isn't straight ethanol or some poisonous shit you faggot it tastes fine on its own

>>17244528
*dont have to afford milk
Youre projecting the fact that YOU can't afford milk

>>17244370
Recommend a good coffee to me.

>>17244566
>Recommend a good coffee to me.
Water

>>17244566
Black coffee

>>17244579
Why do you fat retards feel the need to tell everyone you've managed to drink water? It doesn't impress anyone because to normal people it's not an achievement. At least put some effort into saying it with some context.

>>17244603
Literally triggered by some high quality h20 posting.

>>17244603
>drinking water makes you fat
This is your brain on caffeine.

>>17244624
He thinks the only people that tell you to drink water are fat retards that were addicted to Mountain Dew and now only drink water but are still fat fucks. I have a psychology degree in 4channery.

>>17244655
Thats some cope right there.
>telling someone to drink water means youre a recovered fatty trying to cope and flaunt drinking water as an achievement
This is your brain on caffeine

>>17244624
No, you fat retard. Telling everyone that you drink water out of context as if it were a praiseworthy feat is what ousts you as a fat retard.

>>17244679
Coffee is a healthy beverage. Coffee drinkers have lower incidence of all-cause mortality.

>>17244679
Bruh >>17244681

I drink coffee and tea black because I like bitter flavors. If you like white coffee, fine. Who fuckin cares?

>>17244708
YWNBARW

>>17244695
https://www.caffeineinformer.com/harmful-effects-of-caffeine
https://www.lifehack.org/355818/this-what-happens-when-you-drink-only-water-for-30-days
Shut up lmao
>>17244681
I was just telling you to drink water you fat nigger.

>>17244303
lmao is this all white people really got? Talk about bland as fuck

>>17244736
Why are you assuming that drinking coffee means you don't drink water, you fucking fat retard?

>>17244531
I'm in this thread cause I'm taking a big shit and may post a pic of it once it's all out.

>>17244736
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31055709/
>Coffee consumption has been associated with decreased mortality in previous studies. As aging, obesity, and lifestyle factors affect the risk of mortality, the association between coffee and mortality needs to be examined in various subpopulations by characteristics of subjects. To quantitatively assess this association, we conducted an updated meta-analysis including stratified analyses by potential modifiers. We searched in the PubMed and Web of Science databases through March 8, 2019, and conducted meta-analysis including linear and non-linear dose-response analyses. We identified 40 studies including 3,852,651 subjects and 450,256 all-cause and cause-specific deaths. Non-linear inverse associations between coffee consumption and mortality from all-causes, cardiovascular disease (CVD), and cancers were found. The lowest relative risk (RR) was at intakes of 3.5 cups/day for all-cause mortality (RR = 0.85, 95% CI 0.82-0.89), 2.5 cups/day for CVD mortality (RR = 0.83, 95% CI 0.80-0.87), and 2 cups/day for cancer mortality (RR = 0.96, 95% CI 0.94-0.99), while additional intakes were not associated with further lower mortality. An inverse association between coffee consumption and all-cause mortality was maintained irrespective of age, overweight status, alcohol drinking, smoking status, and caffeine content of coffee. By region, Europe and Asia showed stronger inverse associations than US. A non-linear inverse association was found for mortality from respiratory disease and diabetes, while linear inverse association was found for mortality from non-CVD, non-cancer causes. Moderate coffee consumption (e.g. 2-4 cups/day) was associated with reduced all-cause and cause-specific mortality, compared to no coffee consumption. The inverse association between coffee and all-cause mortality was consistent by potential modifiers except region.

Fidel Castro drank 20 cups of coffee a day and smoked Cuban cigars and was a communist. He lived to be 104. You all need to fuck the shut up.

>>17244765
You dont need coffee at all. See: second link.
>>17244773
Beer consumption is also linked to lower risk of mortality. But its also linked to younger liver disease in those prone so I wouldn't drink that shit either. Get the fuck out of here.

>>17244796
That isnt Fidel you dipshit

>>17244796
given how obsessed he was about cows and dairy I highly doubt he was only drinking black coffee which means he was a pleb. milk babbys btfow

>>17244804
It's him when he's younger you American Pig!

>>17244798
I don't care about your momscience blog, let me know when you can show a large meta-study that shows coffee drinkers are less healthier than coffee abstainers.
And coffee drinkers have lower incidence of cirrhosis and liver cancer so you chose a bad comparison.

>>17244805
It's illegal to put milk in coffee in Cuba.