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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>> No.17240620

>>17240574
>a meal
Yes
>something that needs skill
No

>> No.17240631

>>17240574
what a stupid dog i hate him so fucking much
grrrrrrrrr

>> No.17240643

>>17240574
Yes, I can cook pretty much anything as long as I have a recipe. Don't @ me

>> No.17240725

>>17240643

>> No.17241104

>>17240574
Kind of? Also I want to fuck that dog. Get the butter so I can heat this bitch up mmm

>> No.17241116

>>17240574
Yes, you retarded, cringe, dog enthusiast.

>> No.17241131

>>17240574

No , not even if I follow a good recipe .

>> No.17241142

>>17240574
Yes, but I'm only good at cooking Italian-American stuff.

>> No.17241237

>>17240574
Yeah, I'm way too much of a cheapskate to regularly eat food I didn't cook myself

>> No.17242229
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17242229

>>17241116
>hating dogs...

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17242245

>>17242229
Fuck off back to plebbit with your DOGGOS, you lobotomized toad.

>> No.17242255

>>17242229
>2022
>Not eating dogs
Gweilo are dumb as fuck.

>> No.17242662

>>17240574
when you move out of mommys and daddys basement you'll learn real quick

>> No.17242675

>>17240574
Yeah, just keep throwing food at a heat source until everything is cooked.

>> No.17242684

>>17240574
Yes. I grill, smoke, bbq, all that shit. I also pickle my own stuff, cucumbers, jalapenos, carrots, green beans, shit like that. I can make cajun meat pies from scratch, blackened fish, gumbo (which is hard to source sassafras for since the FDA calls it a carcinogen sometimes), and boil crawfish/shrimp for parties. I can make my own biscuits and gravy and gravy making is quickly becoming a lost art (white cream gravy). I cannot make meme foreigner food except German food because lmao Texan and it's mostly shit that is eerily similar to chicken fried steak and regular old fried chicken. I can make chicken and veal parmesan that is the best you've ever had (because I buy a bag of unsalted pretzels to crush up with a mallet and use that instead of panko).

But my girlfriend broke up with me, so I'm doing the restaurant thing for a bit.

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17242690

>>17240574
No, but fortunately, I'm rich enough that I can pay others to cook for me.