/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17228690
Hi there. I'd like a number one, please

>>17228690
4x4 animal style, well done fries animal style, and a diet coke

>>17228690
Yeah I’ll take a double double animal style no tomato, fries animal style with extra spread packets (3), a side of grilled onions, a coke, a Neapolitan shake, a hat, a pack of stickers, and please ask the chef to be white. Thanks!

Is that all you have?

>>17228690
Three cheeseburgers and 12 servings of milk, as in the holy trinity and the 12 apostles.

>>17228696
based manners haver

Fries, animal style, and a Strawberry Shake, thanks.

>>17228690
Number 1 with iced tea and a pack of spread please.

>>17228690
double double
Neapolitan shake
animal style fries

should be enough calories to last a few days

coffee

>>17228705
>please ask the chef to be white.
you just had to push it

“Ayo bitch, git a nigguh a burgah, ya nam’sayin’?”

>>17228690
Yeah uhhhhh let me a get a double double and an order of fries. No drink. Yeah that'll be all. Thank you

>>17228722
Every human will look like this in the future

>>17228690
Double-Double with grilled onions and well-done animal style fries and coke to drink.

Bacon & Cheese Whataburger with extra jalapeños

triple triple, meat and cheese only white boy

>>17228690
extra large coffee

>>17228702
The diet coke part always gets me

>>17228690
ill take a number one with animal style fries and napolitan shake,thank you .

>>17228762
I got you bruh.. an lemme get.. lemme get
2 dubba dubs, An no fries. ima get fries at macdonalds y'all fries is nasty af. an lemme get 2 chocolate shakes and a water. heres a twenty.. babe get the change.

>>17228690
yeah... uhh... can I... uhhh... give me a...... uhh..... will you please.... uhhh..... I would like to.... uhh....... uh...... uhhh...... a crunchy wrap supreme please

>>17228690
FYI here are some of the lesser-known secret orders:

>"Aged to Perfection"
Each restaurant has a hidden cache of old patties kept under a heat lamp until they acquire a more sophisticated flavor and patina. Add "VS" or "VSOP" to ensure that you get a burger at least 3 or 5 weeks old, respectively.

>"TFW-no-GF"
A cute girl employee will spit in your food.

>"Reich Style"
For a modest extra fee, your food will be accompanied by a signed certificate guaranteeing a "whites only" chain of custody within the kitchen.

>"Down & Dirty"
Subject to availability, you can get food that was dropped on the floor for half price.

>"No Irish"
Fries made with turnips instead of potatoes.

>"UberEats Mode"
The food will be removed from heat and allowed to cool before transfer, to save the driver the time of letting the meal get cold himself.

>"California Style"
Your meal will be shaken, then burned, then injected with CBD oil, AIDS, and Botox--and finally delivered to your car by a gang of rioters. Also, sales tax will be doubled.

>"TF2 Special"
You get one of these cute paper hats.

>>17228690
cheeseburger
add grilled onions
add pickle

iced tea
extra ice

>>17228690
Penis pot pie with fries on the side

>>17228690
two cheese burgers, grilled onion, spread, and lettuce only.

No. I won't be eating this in my car. What kind of person do you take me for?

4x4 animal style, no lettuce or tomato, animal style fries, no drink, thanks

>>17228690

#1 with grilled onions, extra toasted bun. Extra well done animal fries. Unsweetened ice tea to drink

>>17228690
2 fat cocks, oil, your credit card details and lemme smell your feet

>>17228690
>Welcome to In n' Out, what can I get for you?
Get me a life worth living
Do you have that here at In And Out? Please I am so tired

>>17231351
sir this is a Wendys

double double animal style chopped chilis, cheese burger animal style chopped chilis, fry well done, to go, and two spread packets please
*scrapes truck against bollard*

>>17228690
Cheeseburger with grilled onions, french fries, and XL rootbeer

-double double, animal style with chopped chilies
-cheeseburger, animal style with chopped chilies
-fries
-neapolitan shake
-packet of spread for fries

>>17228690
> In-N-Out must be failing and looking to close, if they're shilling on /ck/.
With a menu like that, I'm not surprised, that is bottom-feeder food.

>>17228933
I bet that was funny in your head, before you posted it.

>>17228690
Hey there, I'd like a...

Mustard Grilled, Well Done, Three by three, with Whole grilled onions, Cold cheese, Pickles, Sliced Pepper, and an Extra Toasted Bun.

On the side I want Well Done, Extra Salted, Cheese Fries and a side Salad.

And for the drink give me an Extra Large Neapolitan Diet Coke Float.

And yeah I'll take some Ketchup too.

Thanks.

You guys know where the nearest Five Guys is?

I’d like to get some fries that don’t taste like lukewarm sawdust.

>>17228690
I’ll take a number one with grilled onions and a large pink lemonade. Also an extra fire and another cheeseburger with spread, chopped chili’s, and grilled onions only. Thanks brotha

>>17231893
*fry

Not once in my life have I ever ordered food using the menu number. that isn't a thing where I live

>>17231469
I laughed at the girl spitting in the food.

>>17228690
Uhh can I get a uhhh

>>17228690
I'd like a 2x2 animal style burger with fries and a coke.

>>17228722
he's adorable!

>>17231909
I do that at ethnic places because I can't be bothered to properly pronounce their shitskin languages.

>>17228690
Can you get me out of this hell hole of a life? And no, not killing me.

>>17233291
>I do that at ethnic places because I can't be bothered to properly pronounce their shitskin languages.

The cumskinned mongrel has opened his mouth

>>17228933
kek

>>17233321
I'm not white you ugly tranny.

>>17228690
The location of the nearest Whataburger please

>>17228705
>please ask the chef to be white
You could just say "no salt please"

>>17228690
lemme get two cheeseburgers nd a dr pepper and a order of fries

>>17233321
Please dude, the preferred nomenclature is "Mayonnaise-American"

For me it's a 4x4, add chillies, animal fries, and a dr pepper.

>>17233791
I don't want the yank*e to have whataburger

>>17228690
Nothing. The last time I even saw an in & out was in nyc and it had a long line outside of it filled will asshats that "want to be seen."
NO FUCKING THANKS.

>>17231351

>>17233814
Somehow shakeshack is popular up there. Salt and bland are the only flavor options they have, and fucking crinkle cut fries. Disgusting.

>>17233827
Are people expected to read that crap?
Do something with the font or whatever to make it legible.

>>17233828
Let me guess, west coast?

>>17228690
2x2 animal style add chilis, well done animal style fries, medium coke
...and your phone number ;)

>>17233835
phoneposters should be shot

>>17233841
Nope. Here's a hint:

>>17233844
animal style, so your a homosexual?

>>17233848
Oh that's real good, like dog shit that turned white in the sunlight.

>>17233861
I can't disagree, but it is fun listening to tourists act like they actually like it.

>>17233848
Fucking varsity, what a load of total crap.
Get the fuck outta Dodge.
Who the fuck in their right mind would pay for that shit?

>>17233872
Yeah, that's why they're tourists.
They are what they are.

>>17233878
Tourists and people with shit taste. The same people that think Krystal is good

Sometimes these Wendy's sliders can be good at like 3am in the morning when nothing else is open.

>>17228933
nice job

>>17233791
There is seriously nothing special about it.

>>17228690
three double doubles no bun and an ice tea with extra napkins

>>17233924
Are there any people that speak English down there?

what the fuck is animal style you fucking retards? that menu does not mention animal style anywhere

>>17233924
Same with in n out. It's just banter for fun

>>17233939
I suspect that it's west coast california bullshit.

>>17228690
Thanks, I'll have a... uhhh... "homeless man pissing on the wall" please with a side of "godless suburban sprawl," animal style please

>>17233944
That's no fun, being a sucker and paying $20 for some california burger.

>>17233949
Don't forget the graffeti, maybe that's art these days.

>>17233939
Depends on what you order animal style.
For fries, they are topped with spread, grilled onions, and a slice of melted cheese.
For the burger, it's grilled in mustard, then topped with grilled onions and spread.

why do you people order animal style? it's not even on the menu?
t. yuropoor

>>17233939
I think it's the stupid west coast secret code.

Directions to the closest Five Guys, Becks Prime or Whataburger please

>>17234036
The best one in NYC is Jackson Hole, it's a very small chain, maybe two or three places and they blow the living shit out of large chains such as you mentioned.

>>17234036
Those are serious homosexual fuckall places meant for tourists.

3x3 with raw onions
Arnold Palmer with sweet tea and pink lemonade

>>17234067
What the fuck is that gay faggotry, some kind of california secret code for fuck the ass?

>>17228690
2 mustard fried flying dutchman with regular onions, al so a regular fries and extra pickles please.

>>17234068
California doesnt have sweet tea pussy

>>17234073
You fags really need to get a room and a tub of lube.

boomers, what was the best deal in fast food?

everything now feels like a rip off?

in n out hack:

get fries

ask for extra animal style sauce

go to the habit grill

order burger

apply sauce

?

profit

>>17234076
They seem to have enough fags wearing sketchers and vans.

>>17234073
Best by far ITT. In n out pickles are way underrated

>>17234083
That's the most homosexual shit that Ive read these past two weeks.

Double hamburger with chopped chilies, thanks.

Who the fuck is paying for this advertising?

Didn't "conversational advertising" go out like 20-30 years ago?

>>17228690
yeah... do you have fries that actually taste good? you know like mcdonalds?

>>17234136
When the hell did mcds shit ever taste good?

>>17234110
you'd know

These idiots just throw salt on shit and then "oh it must taste good to the backwards baseball hat wearing crowd"

>>17234145
well at minimum their fries are better than those mealy compressed sawdust fires they make at in and out urge.

>>17234155
That's not saying a lot if it's just the minimum.

>>17234157
have you had the fries at in and out? probably the worst fries anywhere.

>>17228690
are those prices still accurate i haven't been on the west coast in over a decade

>>17234160
Maybe years ago, it was soggy shit. First and last time I'll ever go to that place.

>>17234160
Those fags would have to pay me to go to that place again.

>>17234162
Seems like a good thing, why would you want to be on the west coast?

>>17233944
Here's the thing about the "bants" between Whataburger and In N' Out. They aren't comparable in any way except that they sell burgers that aren't alike at all. It's just Texas-fags wanting to be the center of attention when it comes to local branding. (see: Blue Bell, Dr. Pepper, Bucky's)

>>17228690
I feel like a place like this could make a lot more by adding a hot dog option. I never got why burger places don't cash out on that. As a kid I had a huge aversion to burgers for some reason but loved hot dogs.

>>17228702
Everything correct except the diet coke. You must roll with the shake and an ice tea you savage.

>>17228690
can you ask for a float?

lemme get 2 cheeseburgers and thats it

>>17228690
Double double animal style no lettuce tomato or pickle add light chilis animals fries and a coke I get this at least once every two weeks

>>17231469
I’m still laughing at the TF2 Special.

>>17234423
In n out's whole thing is maintaining a very very clean, efficient, good quality supply chain. It's why they expand so slowly, they won't add a restaurant unless they're sure they can get the same stock as everywhere else. They'll probably never add hotdogs, onion rings, chicken nuggets, whatever because they'd have to make sure it's sourced properly and decent quality and that would take forever.

my life is a meme. Im canadian so i havent tried that, but even if we did, I wouldn't be able to because of Crohn's. No lettuce (comes right out), no meat (makes me shit funny), no cheese (see meat note)

I'll take and order of fries though. no salt and water to drink. I don't want diabetes. thanks.

>>17234016
I'm a 5guy's chad but this is my second favorite, based.

>>17233791

As a native Texan Whataburger has gone to complete shit in the last 2 - 3 years. It may as well be BK-tier now except 25% more expensive.

Thankfully I live right across the street from the best burger chain in the US so there is no excuse to eat any other burger

>>17237330

>no lettuce
>no meat
>no cheese

jesus christ anon what can you eat

>>17228690

What is the white thing in all the burgers? A gigantic slice of raw onion?

>>17228717
>go to Taco Bell
>get greeted with the standard "Hi how are you today?"
>catch the wagie off guard by saying "good how are you today?" instead of just ordering

>>17228690
I’ll have milk with pickles in it

>>17228933
>"California Style" Your meal will be shaken, then burned, then injected with CBD oil, AIDS, and Botox--and finally delivered to your car by a gang of rioters. Also, sales tax will be doubled.
I kekked