/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17223947
That sounds hot

>>17223947
probably none, he's american

>>17223981
>he's american
Not anymore

ngl that guy had the jawline of Apollo. Too bad he was a cuck loser who let personal weakness get in the way of everything. He was not an especially good writer but I can see why this book was popular: "hackneyed street cred tell-all book that pulling back the cover of the seemingly inane" typical goes over well for normies.

Dunno, How much drugs did he use and what?

>>17224059
incel

>>17224106
Not an incel but if I had to choose between being an incel and Bourdain's life I think I'd pick the former.

Is their a more cucked and effeminate way of escaping the mortal coil than gently hanging yourself from a soft bath robe belt in a hotel? Not to mention being employed by Cucked News Network at the time of your suicide?

based mark fisher cover

>>17224113
Getting cucked and discarded by a druggie trash girlfriend half your age, and being such a bitch about it you decide to off yourself.
Dude was pathetic human trash who got famous by bragging about how most chefs are degenerates, which wasn't news to anyone who had ever stepped foot in a kitchen.

>>17224113
incel

I walk around with cum all over my hands sometimes if they call me out the bathroom early in a rush.

>>17225071
>Not an incel but if I had to choose between being an incel and Bourdain's life I think I'd pick the former.
>Is their a more cucked and effeminate way of escaping the mortal coil than gently hanging yourself from a soft bath robe belt in a hotel? Not to mention being employed by Cucked News Network at the time of your suicide?

>>17225071
Not an incel but if I had to choose between being an incel and Bourdain's life I think I'd pick the former.

Is their a more cucked and effeminate way of escaping the mortal coil than gently hanging yourself from a soft bath robe belt in a hotel? Not to mention being employed by Cucked News Network at the time of your suicide?

>>17225093
I jerked off in a meeting earlier, with a thing in my butt and everything. I work from home and I was there as a participant rather than a speaker

>>17225233
Based. If it is a meeting with 20+ people I turn the camera off, mute my microphone (my actual mic not just through the software) and often look at porn. I rarely jerk off I just sort of compulsively look at porn while a meeting is going on. There is someone in HR who looks a lot like Kristi Klenot so sometimes I jerk off while simultaneously watching her in the meeting and watching Kristi Klenot porn on my iPad. It's sort of a rush knowing how I could get caught or that I'm doing it while they are "seeing me" in real time.

>>17224201
>wah wah i wish i was famous like this guy im shittalking, why does no one like me

>>17225501
kek no one wants to be Bourdain. He was a drug addicted loser who ended up on CNN before hanging himself because his skank wife cheated on him with a boy or whatever happened.

No one is jealous of this loser kek

Guys.. do you think it’s possible for Bourdain’s spirit to eventually purify itself through atonement, so that it may one day ascend to an eternity in Flavortown?

>>17225612
bourdain was probaby reborn as a shit demon like in that kevin smith movie

>>17225509
damn sounds like you know a lot about him

literally just work in a professional kitchen for 1 day and you'll find out for yourself