/ck/ - Food & Cooking

yeah because i'm gay

>>17220331
Looks like dog treats. Have you been a good boy?

looking at that turned my stomach

>>17220331
I can eat pretty much anything, but tempeh makes me sick.

>>17220344
>Have you been a good boy?
That's a very gay thing to say to another man, just proved my point.

>>17220332
>>17220344
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>>17220359
stil whiter than you, mohammed.
Seething incel trannies. You will never be a woman and you will never have sex

>>17220364
words hurt, you know

>>17220331
ok chud

>>17220371
I will never have sex, I will never take the vaxx, and I will never eat the bugs. I will be redpilled to the day I die. Praise Lord Kek and Deus fucking Vult

>>17220331
This looks like shit, how's the taste? Also substituting shit is really just a matter of convenience or marketing, going through the effort of turning tempeh into a turd like meat replacement instead of making an original dish with it is really gay

>>17220378
based

>>17220374
dilate

>>17220381
I agree, I rarely make or buy this kind of meat imitations but wanted to give it a go at least once, good opportunity to make a BLT too. It's not bad, the texture is nice but taste wise definitely couldn't be confused with bacon. It's all about the marinade tho, you probably could tune it further if you wanted to.

>>17220364
?

>>17220331
>bacon substitute
doesn't exist, also, off yourself.

>>17220331
>eating cross sections of a turd
lmao k

Can I make tempeh from bean other than soy? I love garbanzo, black, red, pinto etc. Will any of those work if I buy the starter culture? The process seems pretty quick and straightforward.

>>17220825
I had lupin tempeh and it was good, maybe even better than soy. Not sure about other beans but would be interesting to try.

>>17220734
Ever had salami faggot?

>>17220331
Drop the recipe, friend. Do you make your own tempeh?

>>17220331
i watched a gay die and it was beautiful

>>17220399
Diearly

>>17221181
Nah, store bought tempeh. I used this recipe https://youtu.be/vddFz3odgq0 but marinated overnight and baked way longer to get it more crispy.

>>17221203
Thanks. Did you find that the tempeh had a bitter taste? I've tried storebought tempeh and it had a bitter taste that I couldn't help but notice.. Maybe there's something I can do with it to get rid of it?

>>17220331
I fucking love tempeh. Nice one, OP.

>>17221211
No, the one I buy doesn't have any bitterness to it. I've ever tried only two brands thought as that's all I have available. I buy only plain tempeh (ingredients: Soybeans (60%), Water, Apple Cider Vinegar, Tempeh Culture), there are also some pre-seasoned/marinated available, perhaps that's what you got?

>>17221255
Hmm, maybe! I think you're onto something. I'll definitely have to try plain tempeh or try to make my own. That would be fun, I think!

>>17220331
that looks more like sausage

>>17220543
Algae would dominate all of em

>>17220331
tempeh is fucking dope and delicious and good for you

>>17220364
Whatever thing you are, you're too stupid to be white.

>>17220331
That looks like someone sliced a payday bar thin and fried it.

>>17220359
>but tempeh makes me sick.

That's because it's literally poison.

>>17220331
a valiant attempt

tempeh tastes like shit. and adding liquid smoke just makes it taste like chemical shit

That looks disgusting and I can only imagine it has a dry, crumbly yet sickly texture and tastes like salt, MSG and sadness just like every other substitute product.
I'm not eating that disgusting shit just on principle that it's fake meat. Also it's absolutely not healthy for you. Not saying bacon is healthy either but you can actually obtain solid cuts from a butcher or hell, salt your own.
You can't make this yourself. It doesn't come from a farm, It requires a billion factory ingredients and god fucking knows what the effects are of eating this sort of thing long term.

>>17222796
Bruh this is tempeh, not "Nu meat bacon slop"

>>17222377
ironically bugs