/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>the bowl of pizza rolls
jej.
still better than fags who jerk themselves off by reposting random shit uploaded by white trash so they can humblebrag about having slightly more garbage fiat currency than the white trash.

>>17215378
Shut the fuck up it’s what the kike world gives us

>>17215378
>OP seething that he doesn't get invited anywhere

Who claimed that shit was 'classy'?

>>17215378
>I hate casual family get togethers that have appealing food choices for all ages
How's the single life? Still haven't had any kids at 45?

>>17215378
are you really that seething that your post in that thread didn't get the validation you thought it would so you create a standalone thread hoping for validation? you're either sad, cringe or a troll, all of which are rectified via suicide.

>>17215378
It was a new years eve house party get the fuck over yourself you AIDS ridden faggot.

>>17215378
This is incredibly mean spirited. You're going to regret this post.

I'm sorry you don't have friends

It's not the mediocre meal that is the pathetic part it is the room and decor.

OP would be right if the faggot who posted it claimed that it was fancy or classy, but this wasn't the case.

>>17215378
>be me
>still painfully alone and depressed
>don't have any friends, whether poor or not, to have classy or not classy meals with
OP could have served spaghetti-o's in a can and I would have preferred that to my new years

>>17215482
If you're alone and depressed on a holiday, it can feel good to find some fags on 4chan doing a live stream of a shitty movie or something.
It's kind of like actually being around other people.

>>17215537
But aren't they all anti-social racist and anti-semitic woman-hating incels?

>>17215378
Looks comfy as fuck. Who cares if the food isn’t fancy if it’s still tasty and you get it enjoy it with friends and family.

>4 deviled eggs
WTF why bother

>>17215537
isn't that how cults recruit people? like isis and white nationalists?

>>17215550
odd and long way to say based individuals.

>>17215578
based in poverty?

>>17215565
Actually yes. Fanaticism in general preys on the vulnerable.
>I'll give your life purpose, just suck my dick baby

>>17215587
based in the redpill of doom :D

>>17215561
There's 2 dozens in the fridge, it's to make sure they stay fresh. You refill the plate as needed. I don't know for sure, but that's how I'd do it

>>17215378
looks like college kid dinner party

>>17215378
OP is literally no different to some thot taking photos of strangers with a dipshit caption and making sure she's in half the shot making a quirky expression to show her embarrassment.

OP fucking neck yourself you cunt.

>>17215550
yes.
If that doesn't work for you because you're a black Jewish lesbian just go to the dyke bar and give the prettiest girl there the stink eye until she realizes that the only way to check her privilege is by eating your pussy (or choking on your hog if you're a black Jewish transgendered lesbian).
e-z p-z

>>17215378
sometimes you gotta make due with what you have. sure maybe it doesn't fit aesthetically but it looks like they had fun with it. so what?

>>17215565
>watching a shitty rip of Jumanji with 30 random dudes and hearing another anonymous watcher laugh and call David Alan Grier a nigger is the same thing as being recruited by a cult

>>17215671
You're acting like the people in isis or white nationalist cults are robots with no emotions who never watch movies with each other. They are completely human, which is what is so scary about them.

>>17215587
>nonsensical response

discarded.

And that's wrong?

>>17215686
racists are often poor examples of their own race, hence they are usually poorer, less educated, and less physically attractive, with obvious cognitive and emotional deficits

>>17215684
Isis are glowie-funded faggots, that's why I don't like them.
Hezbollah gang gang.

>>17215438
Why would you want kids at any age you retarded sack of shit? Go be programmed or something.

>>17215702
whats wrong with being racist?

Looks tasty. My working class grandparents have always done a Christmas Eve thing and it's basically this. Very basic food for all ages.

>>17215390
Seems as if you have an axe to grind brown boy.

>>17215706
This is the lefty brainwashing.

>>17215714
No. It's me not giving two shits.
Don't mistake the fact that there's a difference. One is choice, that's mine, the other is programming.

>>17215709
I see cheese, salami, and prosciutto, with spanakopita, vegetable wraps, scallop potatoes, and deviled eggs. If I had to guess, the pizza rolls and sausage kolaches/pigs in a blanket are for the kids.

>>17215724
>One is choice, that's mine
thankfully your choice will die out along with yourself. thanks for doing natures work for free you fucking janny

>>17215742
Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence, as is clearly evidenced by your desire to have progeny.

Could've at least used my cool edit, you faggot

>>17215742
Good. Do you honestly think that I give a shit? Why do feel yourself so lofty that you need to need to give your great children upon the planet?

Lmao keep seething bud.

>>17215378
"people" who eat off of paper plates in their own home should be put down.

>>17215378
shit looks good AF.
You jelly OP? you sure seem like it. Or maybe just a loser who doesn't like when others like things you don't?
sad...many such cases

>>17215771
Those fags should get the rope.

It's like day of the fucking triffids.

>>17215378
Imagine being such a buttblasted faggot you have to make a thread attacking someone else’s spread.
I would 100% rather hang out with the original poster of that picture than whatever retard made this thread.

>>17215378
looks better than most of the stuff i eat

t. multi-millionaire

>>17215797
What are you retarded? OP made the thread so your contradicting yourself you total idiot.

>>17215750
>the wine rack
kek

>>17215805
Even billionaires like to cheese it out from time to time.

>>17215378
/ ck /. the post that again tries to drive a wedge between normal foodies and ragusa-tier fan bois who are elitist scum and are looking for validation.
OP you really are sad

>>17215378
shut your disgusting mouth already, make your own fucking food and let other people enjoy their life.

>>17215822
ragusa? that's some youtube fag that only you people care about.

>>17215378
Why did you create a thread solely for the purpose of criticizing someone's food? Are you emotionally damaged?

>>17215846
Likely a bot

Here we go...
Putting on the ritz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OUnedMCCW0

>>17215706
How does it feel to be the genetic dead end of a ~4 billion year direct line of successfully reproducing organisms?

>>17215378

this is 100% middle class food, no one who was poor would buy this sorta stuff when there are multiple things you could make for a lot cheaper. its just basic random snacks with a wide appeal. what kinda joyless prick doesn't like mini sausage rolls?

t. poorfag

>>17215866
>not the young frankenstein version

>>17215869
Are racists really taking credit for single celled organisms now?

>>17215866
So post that one, I haven't seen that one yet.

>>17215883
Every single one of your millions of male animal ancestors successfully reproduced, don't even bother thinking about the single celled fellas. Pathetic sour grapes genetic dead end mindset

>>17215880
So post that one, I haven't seen that one yet.

>>17215378
we're your hands trembling with excitement when you copied and pasted this from the real OP? we're you excited? did you coom?
did you get receive validation that your idea of a mess is correct? nah, didn't think so. you are the worst. trying to make yourself look good at the expense of others.
you are a terrible person. go away from this board. . We don't want peeps like you around here

>>17215895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab7NyKw0VYQ
young frankenstein is a pretty great movie

>>17215879
You'd be surprised because you're nothing more than a fucking monkey.

>>17215465
They have two whole wines

>>17215706
Jesus just join the 40% already and stop shitting up this board

>>17215879
this. poorfag charcuterie is a slim jim n cheese, and a bag of lays.

>>17215909
Yeah that is a good one.
Don't forget garlic to stave off vampires.

>>17215378
no, youre sad OP
thats why you have to create a thread to specifically shit on someone
youre pathetic

>>17215883
WE WUZ BACTERIA N SHEIT BEFO DA MEAN OL JEWISH MAN DONE TOOK OUR MITOCHONDRIA

Lol holy shit op is such a bitter buttfucking faggot cuck

>>17215926
They have to blame someone other than themselves, they can't blame themselves for their own problems. Jews are the easy target.

>>17215957
What have Jews got to do with it, I just think the sour grapes r/childfree mentality is pathetic

>>17215967
Jews have nothing to do with pathetic morons that have problems and need to blame it on other people.

I'm Jewish and what is this?

>>17215980
Like morons that are bitter and hate children?

OP’s crying is that of a someone who opened an image and unexpectedly found a mirror.
It showed him things he is ashamed of. He did not like what he saw.
So he must smash the mirror and rage about what a piece of shit mirror it is.
Like a hamplanet raging at a bathroom scale.

>>17216001
If you don't have the funds to start a family, then you probably shouldn't do so just because of racist genetic imperative to preserve your face. That is idiocy and just promoting the suffering of another member of the human race.

>>17216018
You just described /r9k/

>>17215987
Who knows, this board seems to hate jews for their minimum wage bullshit lifestyle, I'm not jewish and I notice this bullshit.

>>17216022
>just because of racist genetic imperative to preserve your face.
wanting to have kids is racist now? wtf

>>17216045
It's jealously.

>>17216045
>I'm not jewish
doubt

>>17216055
>>17216045
>>17215980
samefagging IDF

That's the peeps on the board, not jews.

>>17216075
I'm just an American, might qualify as a marine probably not IDF, they're a tough squad.

>>17216086
An Amerishart doing it for free as usual

>>17216102
What free, what are you on about you fucking freakjob?
What is it now you dumb shit?

>>17215378
the charcuterie board looks elite and a lot of it looks homemade

good potatoes

even ironically, you shouldn't be this mean OP

>>17215378
op sounds like the faggot who made the 'cooking is for poorfags' bait the other day. saging.

I would like an expanation of the USS Liberity but nobody seems to want to get into that.

>>17216152
... explanation USS Liberty

I refuse to eat off ceramic plates because of how much I hate the noise they make with metal utensils

>>17216170
Yeah that's pretty bad kind of like nails off an old chalk board.

>>17216106
calm down mate, I promise not to insult your Jewish overlords or encourage people to have children again

>>17215378
It's an average get together spread for a party. Honestly if you go to a party you're usually expecting nothing, and when a host goes this far out of their way to entertain their guests it's heart warming. I mean yeah the charcuterie board is a cutting board, and there's pizza rolls, red lobster rolls, generic crackers, cured meats and hard cheeses. The poppyseed piglets in a snuggy are the start of the show for me. But I would 10/10 party and enjoy every effort original OP put into making this spread for his frens so they could have a great evening. There's literally nothing wrong and a lot right with this presentation.

>>17215550
Yes. But it's a good time.

>>17215378
Looks good.
I always lol at fags on /ck/ who act like they're too good for some frozen junk food once in a while. Yet they drink hard liquor every night, sleep for 4h a day and destroy their brains with porn of ever-increasing depravity.
Yeah, I think I'll have that Totinos feast with my wife and 2 kids instead.

>>17216230
yep, bet OP is absolutely insufferable to have as a family member