/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17200391
>Superior in every conceivable way.
Nothing personnel, kid!

>>17200391
Seeing it in a glass feels wrong. Like doing a shot-ski of communion wine.

>>17200415
A classy drink deserves a proper container.

My homies drink Monster, therefore, Monster is my homie.

I know that White is the traditional Monster flavour of winners but I find the Coffee one is pretty decent too.
There’s this problem I have with Monster though, when you drink too many of them, you stop tasting the differences and they all taste the same. Even the coffee one.

>>17200437
Ah, yes, let's bring out the crystal glass tumblers from Lalique, and let's have the butler chisel out a ball from an ice cube to chill the beverage so we can enjoy it longer.

>>17200489
Yeah after years of regular drinking they all tasted the same and I stopped. I liked picrel

>>17200497
This u?

>starting your day with aspartame
yikes

Fucking garbage.

>>17200391
I didn't notice It before, but when poured In a glass the smell reminds me of sweet children's medicine syrups

>>17200886
this one gets old fast. Tastes good first couple of cans but the artificial pineapple comes out very quickly. Same for Green sip, my ranking is:
>S Tier: White, Blue, Fiesta
>A Tier: Red, Pink, Watermelon
>B Tier: Orange, Purple
>C Tier: Green, Gold
I can still drink green or gold but much prefer the others

Got a 12 pack for 5 bucks because it's the old can design :)

>>17200927
green is regular flavored right? if so, youre crazy for placing it in C.

>>17200944
ahh rockstars are a good thread entry.

Had to stop drinking these because it was eating through my enamel. All good things have to end I suppose.

Since were on the subject of energy drinks, make sure you drink water with them. Monster's apparently known to cause kidney stones.

>>17200497
I mean... You wouldnt enter a donkey in the Kentucky derby, would you?

>>17201033
>You wouldnt enter a donkey in the Kentucky derby, would you?
If they donkey was as fast as a cheetah I would.

Cannot believe 'adults' drink energy drinks

>>17201040
We don’t drink. We /sip/

>>17201037
Hmmm yes thats quite an answer but I wasnt asking about some hypothetical wonderland with lightning fast asses

>>17200391
Why is white the most based. God damn it’s so good. Had one earlier today. Already want more.

>>17201037
>>17201168
I'd argue it's stupid to drink something out of a glass, yet will also admit things tend to taste better when you drink it out of a glass. Goes both ways.
May as well use a decanter as well. Only issue is loss of carbonation. Guess it's just incentive to /chug/.

tried everything, nothing beats the king.
if you dont drink this, youre a poorfag

>>17200886
White Pineapple REserve bro

>>17200413
>300mg of caffeine
heart attack in a can

>>17200489
Coffee ones are the best. I love canned coffee in general and the monsties are good canned coffee.

>that crippling caffeine addiction

>>17200413
*mogs you in your path*

>>17200927
Ultra black is pretty good. Citron was extremely refreshing but i never see it anywhere. Anyway this is ny fave energy drink

>>17201155
I mostly chug it down in 15s.

caffeine addicts be like


Imagine needing a mass produced substance to barely function at life.

>>17201250
The only acceptable choice

>>17201250
too sweet

>>17203174
You are on 4chan

>>17200391
And it's now 2022...

>>17200391
Yes, approved. I have a whole case sitting behind my chair as I type this.

>T.Boomer

>>17203121
Is that an actual flavour? It sounds based

>>17201250
>gets made in the factory one hill over from me
>costs more than it does in other countries
yea,nah

>>17202812
Mr. Brown is supposedly good? Nescafe black is ok, but just accept it for what it is and pay accordingly.

>>17200391
carcinogenic liquid

>>17203388
Why do carcinogens always taste the best?

>>17201250
/thread

>>17201250
costs the same as a monster here

>>17203418
Because Satan is always trying to tempt us with sin.

>>17200497
>$275 per glass

>>17203260
Yeah its real and its fuckin amazing i must have bought like 40 of them the summer i discovered them

>>17203378
Mr Brown is actually my favorite one.
Starbucks and Dunkin Deez ones are good too but overpriced. Mr Brown is just right.

>>17200391
I only ever drink energy drinks during a hunt, especially after I get something. It marks the transition between the stalk and the exhausting butchery/carry out. My sip of choice for this moment is a small 250ml can of sugarfree redbull. If i don't get anything, the sip occurs during the long disappointing walk back to the car, and drive home.

I'm havin a sipparoo of this

I think I'll stick to my usual flavors of C4...Frozen bombsicle, strawberry watermelon ice, orange slice and starburst

>>17203121
I always got ultra black for long road trips, kinda like getting ginger ale on flights. I like both a lot, but rarely would have them outside of those contexts. citron got discontinued in the states. I found some back in 2020 in a 7/11 in the hinterlands of Korea and bought the whole row. my fave sip by far.

>>17202866
>>17203121
Both incredibly based. I miss that cucumber lime rockstar so much bros

>the only zero sugar in my area is the white

>>17201250
Currently drinking this because my supermarket ran out of 12 packs of white monster and ran out of 4 packs right when my stockpile dwindled down to nothing

What the fuck is happening

Is pic related any good?

>>17203180
Maybe in the US, in Europe it's perfect. Monster is the one that's actually oversweet (standard green)

My favorite sip of the day is Ultra Violet

>>17200391
>pouring your Monster in a glass
Something isn't right about that

>>17200391
looks like cum

>>17204400
Got a 4 pack of this for 5 bucks

>>17204400
Same.

>>17204392
The 0cal nitrous is based as fuck. Never see them anymore.

>>17203121
>>17203260
>>17204268
>>17204276
GOAT coming through

You guys don't actually drink this stuff everyday do you? I have a feeling that energy drinks will ruin your body in the long run but I feel like there's not enough talk out there about it

>>17205677
existing everyday will ruin your body

>>17203485
however
>free shipping on all orders

>>17200391
>taste just like my japanes animes

>>17203485
Real crystal glasses start at $50/piece.

Anything below that isn't crystal.

Fun fact: Opera singers can break crystal glasses with their voices but not regular glasses.

Ultra Black is the best diet sip

>>17207211
Fun fact: real crystal contains lead and yes it does get in to whatever liquid you put in it

>>17205677
Its literally just a diet soda with some b12 and caffeine, less than a cup of coffee usually

>>17200391
I wish I could get this without the caffeine

>>17207646
>wanting funny juice without the funny

71 posts in and not a single mention of the Monster tea, the best line they have. What a shame.

>>17204276
holy based on a cross limon pepino
i still have it in my stores around the ga/fl line, love em to death

>>17204392
Creamy in a weird, but really good way. One of my favorites.

Miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe, they don't sell them in Australia at all anymore. The green one is OK but my heart yearns for orange

>>17207308
>american education
It's literally full of aspartame

>>17200497
>the Owl, a mythical creature

>>17200497
>the Owl, a mythical bird

>>17208052
We only have the pure zero version in my area. The recovery one actually tasted like cucumber. It was awesome

>>17200391
>First sip of the year

Better times

>>17200961
Ultra Green is Kiwi, Lime and cucumber flavor

>>17208262
The first time I had this I was blown away by how refreshing it was

>>17208358
Show me on the can where it says aspartame, I'll wait

>>17208358
Sucralose, actually.

>>17200497
isn't that a bit overpriced

>>17201250
this. Works better than monster and its less to drink.

>>17200391

>a whole generation of boomers were viral memed into drinking monster energy drinks

>>17200775
this. imagine wasting your money on this piss. if you have medical insurance, just ask your doctor for a fucking script of Adderall you low class retards.

>>17203161
Make sure to drink water beforehand and then you can enjoy it for longer

>>17200775
>>17208445

I derive sexual satisfaction from sipping

>>17208262
they're sold out at all the gas stations :(

>>17209864
sucralose/splenda you dipshit

>>17209412
>instead of drinking caffeine, just develop an amphetamine dependency bro
Nothing on this site annoys me more than White trash who think they're better than other White trash for working harder at being degenerate

>>17210298
Its not even the same. Sucralose is a modified molecule of real sucrose. Its perfectly safe. Enjoy being scared of everything in life

>>17210298
>its the same

>>17210445
>drink the chlorine, chud

This is the GOAT. I can’t seem to find it though. It’s all lemonade or peach, if I’m lucky. I could drink 4 of them, but I fear for my health if I do.

>>17211131
You have literally no argument

>>17200391
Why drink it when you can boof it?

>>17212155
I'll pass on the chlorine, thanks. More for you bud

>>17207211
>Opera singers can break crystal glasses with their voices but not regular glasses.
I would rather have regular glasses then
>>17208445
The sodium content is too high

I enjoy the zero sugar red bulls

>>17212167
is that steve o

>>17212318
I agree but one isnt gunna break the bank

>>17201250
>tastes like piss

>>17204392
absolutely, it's my favorite energy drink right now

>>17202866
>super creatine
wot

>>17206565
I like Taiwanese canned coffee

happy second of january to you too, /sip/
I'm actually more of an Absolutely Zero type guy, but stores around here don't carry them. So in between big mail-in orders I make due with these ultras

>>17212894
That can looks cool

>>17200391
A classic, but cant top this anymore. Taste like Sunkist Strawberry soda, straight up, fr fr, no bussin

>>17200944
Where at, bud?

>>17212940
The strawberry version tasted meh

>>17201250
Yeah i love red bull

>>17200413
Tried this one today. Doesnt taste much like chocolate though. Its more like a creme soda that tastes sort of like tootsie rolls. Pretty good actually.

>>17200989
SOFT TEETH NIGGA
SOFT TEETH NIGGA

back tf up you bitch ass niggas, superior taste coming thru