/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17182835
What is this ugly thing?

>>17182848
I like how this homely girl is the “eye candy” in the video kek

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>>17182848
>>17182917

You guys might be gay. Chasca is cute. Nonetheless the ingredients in that 'burger' are nightmarish

>>17182917
She is bc she’s really cute you’re just resentful you don’t have a vegan fashion designer gf that can cook

>>17182835
i'd eat her burger if you know what i'm sayin

>>17183349
I'd eat her nightmarish burger.

>>17182835
she fed him vegan garbage in front of an audience and he agreed. she literally shit tested him and he fell for it.

I would eat her shit

>>17184086
>t. german shepherd

thats his daughter

>>17184253
Wow really? I guess Chasca does sound like the kind of name a stoned Greggo would come up with or agree to

>>17182917
I'd add cumin to her vegan burger if you know what I mean

What's greg-o's deal? Get the vibe is a never married playboy eccentric? He used to be visibly and obviously stoned in his earlier videos.

Chasca is a cutie.

>>17184524
Ngl that burger looks bad though.

>>17182962
>>17183349
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>>17184493
You know what? You guys are right. I scrolled through the parts in the video where you can get a good look at her and she is definitely cute and even looks like she has a nice body and good pair of tits. So I take what I said back.

>>17184253
It's not. It's the daughter of the chick Greggo is tappin'

I want her fur burger pressed into my face, her whole body weight pressing down on my tongue via her stinkin cunt. I wanna suffocate on her crusty slophole's fumes for hours and hours on end. I want to reek of her rancid vegan crotch-stench for weeks and weeks to come, and be picking pubes out of my teeth for ever longer. I want people near me to cover their noses and scream about bad cheese for months.

>>17184597
Trying too hard

>>17184607
I'm HORNY

>>17184597
That’s a bit much. I would just see stick a finger or two up her turdcutter when fucking and after a while I’d fuck her in the ass, cum then get her to do ass to mouth until I’m good to go again then I’d blast some more ropes in her arse. I’d ask her out again after this and within less than 6 months we’d move in together and I’d be asking her father for his daughter’s hand in marriage. Eight months after the wedding and she is 6 months pregnant with big milk engorged tits.

>>17184572
I'm glad to have accompanied you on this journey, anon.

>>17184597
>>17184614
You niggas are gross. Very unseemly talk for a thread about something as pleasant as Greg's Kitchen

>>17184572
She looks like the Abby Winters type. I wonder if she's done any photo shoots.

All kidding aside I would love for Chasca to cook me a terrible vegan sloppa roll.

>>17184572
Wow! Rarely see this on 4channel. Props to you for being well adjusted anon!

>>17184524
he's married to a fat ugly Chinese lady who can barely speak English.

>>17185117
i think they broke up, haven't seen her in a while.
as far as fat chinese ladies go, i'd say she was cute. but it was clear they had no chemistry or maybe she was just uncomfortable being in his videos
this is her btw
https://youtu.be/4Nl8cpLUct4?t=172

>>17185017
Never let it beside that I can’t appreciate an attractive woman. I was being overly critical because I assumed she was a meme YT cook and wanted to get people riled but on closer inspection I realized she was quite the cutie.

I just watched a bit more now, this time with the sound on, and I didn’t know she had that accent. I’m now bordering on being in love with her. I don’t see her in any other videos?

>>17182848
homo

>>17185705
Read you fucking link and correct the dumbass, bigoted statement that she's Chinese. Fucking chud.

>>17186900
I'm a homo because I have standards and don't enjoy women who look like mentally deficient twelve-year-old boys?
Get fucked, faggot.

>>17186965
gay nigga

>>17186982
She will never love you.

>>17182835
Greg definitely browses 4chan. Will he read this thread and take down the video or will he exploit her appeal and put her in more videos?

>>17186965
You’d kill to have a cute girl like this as your girlfriend. Imagine you’re in a bad mood walking out a coffee shop with a latte, taking a sip and grimacing as you realize they fucked up your order and added soy milk and sucralose, before realizing you forgot your USB stick with your presentation at home. You mutter fuck and sigh just as sweet Chasca comes sashaying down the sidewalk with a loose summer dress swaying and occasionally clinging to her voluptuous body, giving glimpses of her round taut ass and perky handfuls. “Heyyyyy Anon, you forgot your USB thingy and I brought you a cupcake I made! It’s a little burnt!” she laughs and hands you your USB and a terrible looking cupcake before giving a curtsy and showing off her beautiful pale legs. “Good luck and I’ll see you tonight!” she says as she kisses you on the cheek and then winks and kisses you for real on the lips, sensually exploring your mouth with her sweet tongue. She playfully grabs your hands and puts them on her beautiful round ass.

She waves and turns around to sashay back to your apartment. You find yourself grinning ear to ear. What a catch, you think. Not much of a cook, she burns everything, but she tries and more importantly you know you can be with her. God knows you’re not the easiest person to live with or even be around, you’re prone to brooding moments and are a functional introvert at best. But with her you can face the world. She’s the one, no doubt about it.

>>17187001
Here’s to hoping he exploits her appeal!

>>17186957
well, 75% of the singaporean population is ethnic chinese, so

>>17188606
Isn’t Singapore in China?

>>17182835
Is veganism the biggest form of cope?
>waah i'm a big baby i don't want to eat the heckin moo-moos so i will make frankenstein mixtures with bird seeds to recreate the taste of the heckin cowerino
These people are actually insane.

>>17188878
I used to think this too but I think the point is they like the taste and texture of meat but don’t want to kill animals. So they want the best of both worlds by attempting to create and consume ersatz meat, which makes sense. Cope isn’t a bad word either because they are indeed coping: they are trying to overcome a problem by doing what i described.

this is a shill thread isnt it

>>17187422
I will always be alone =(

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>>17189996
yeah dude fuck you

>>17188852
I know this is bait. Singapore is not part of China. It is separated from China by multiple southeast Asian countries. Neither is it like the case with Kaliningrad and Russia. We are an independent nation.

>>17190062
Isn’t Stalingrad in Russia? I thought we saved your ass in Stalingrad in WW2.

>>17182848
>>17182917
>*girl does a thing*
>internet incels immediately sperg out

>>17190177
>*girl does a thing*
>internet incels immediately sperg out
>internet simp incels come out of the woodwork in defense

Every time.

>>17190062
>Singapore is an independent nation
Lol how many nukes you got? Or are you just doing what the real nations want you to do because you don't have any?

>>17186965
Literally homosex

>>17187422
Maybe one day :)

/ck/ bros... what the fuck is this

>>17191778
o nonono

so this is the power of vegans?

I'd like to stick my penis in her vagina if you catch my drift.

>>17182835
My idea of personal heaven: Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. “Please eat and become full” I whisper, “I need my treats.”

>>17188852
>>17190062

Yeah I guess I'd shove my hog around in that plain looking slampig for a few minutes. Why not

>>17182835
she is fucking hot.
and totally insane.
like most aussie vegan girls.
in time she will end up with a chad and start eating meat again.... and also eating meat again.

>>17190174
That was Pavlovograd.

>>17191806
I think I get what your saying ;D

>>17191961
please don't talk about my wife that way

>>17192141
Nothing personal against "your wife"(LOL) but broads like this one are a dime a dozen. Easy too, even if they just lay there

>>17192268
ok

>>17191811
A fellow romantic. We are a dying breed unfortunately.

>>17192543
Yeah their ok

>>17185117
They broke up ages ago I think, in his latest travel videos he’s been going away with some chubby middle aged Aussie woman or some shit, I think her names Melissa, hi Greg if ur here

>>17191778
Probably wouldn't be so bad if not burnt to shit. Ol Greggo still working on his pan fry game after graduating from the microwave.

>>17182835
Holy shit my heart just jumped. That girl has the exact same face as someone I lived with when I was a student - except the one I knew was thin and not Australian.

greg kills prostitutes and dumps the bodies in brisbane river

>>17194678
I’d believe it

>>17182835
I've watched this clip daily now and god damn I'm in lvoe with this girl. That attainably cute face and banging body with that Australian accent has my heart fluttering guys. I think I have my first waifu. I need more of her.

>>17194650
She seems to be a composite of at least 2-3 girls I knew. Maybe that's the attraction too.

>>17194678
Didn't know Greggo was so based

>>17194678
he should do brothel reviews

>>17196852
Kek

>>17195103
she looks like my ex and current gf combined with an Aussie accent

>>17187422
(fapfapfap)keep going anon.

>>17194650
>except the one I knew was thin and not Australian.

lucky you

>>17197423
I would stick a finger or two up her turdcutter when fucking and after a while I’d fuck her in the ass, cum then get her to do ass to mouth until I’m good to go again then I’d blast some more ropes in her arse. I’d ask her out again after this and within less than 6 months we’d move in together and I’d be asking her father for his daughter’s hand in marriage. Eight months after the wedding and she is 6 months pregnant with big milk engorged tits.

>>17182835
Why are all these YouTube personalities so repellent? Do they instaban everybody who demonstrates charisma in a video?

>>17182835
I bet we could make cute babies

>>17191789
based and vegan pilled

>>17197798
Yeah only if you let her black boyfriend knock her up.

>>17182835
Absolute pleb, take the Helenpill