/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17161663
fuck you i didn't need to see this much delicious protein right now

>food porn

>>17161663
If you want food porn, I suggest looking up the green m&m rule 34.

>>17162463
What's on the bottom left of the plate?

>>17162657
Goatse Wellington

Poutine can literally never look good. It's just scientifically impossible. Restaurants have to add all kinds of silly garnish. But the honest truth is that there is literally nothing tastier than a good fucking poutine with crumbly bacon and some banana peppers.

>>17162684
Is that waygoo? Wow.

>>17162684
>>17162691
Get those pub burgers off my /ck/ right now. Smash burgers all the way, if you want it to be thick, layer them thin shits up

>>17162657
Is that beetroot monstrosity supposed to be a vegetarian wellington?

>>17161663

>17161663 (OP)'s brain has been destroyed by pornography

>>17162482
I want brown to stomp on my cock

>>17161663
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>>17162691
holy fuck I want this NAO
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>>17162761
great post newfag

>>17162954
there's no way a twelve year old like you could eat this

>>17161663
go back to r eddit retard

Sirdan

>>17162666
seconding this question
I guess a strange hexagon shaped sausage based on the texture of the bit that's been pulled away, but I really have no clue. I can't remember seeing a hexagon sausage before, though I've seen fancier terrines in weird shapes. Please don't tell me it's some gas station meat stick that you autistically smashed into a hexagon tube.

>>17162657
I've never had the opportunity to try this. Really want to taste it proper before I attempt to make it myself. I guess I could just take the train into nyc to find someplace, but meh.

>>17163087
bruh there is a jew deli out here in wellington nz, its run by this dude, he makes some of the best Reubens, its dripping with duck fat, which they lather the toasted bread with.

>>17162666
Looks like a hot link.

>>17163087
>filename
ooh lawd those khazar beef curtains

>>17162666
its a pepperami

>>17161663
my God OP I swear I could eat have of the pic you posted. smoked sausage and wings are my Cryptonite.

>>17161663
>food porn
Literally from reddit
You need to go back

>>17163533
words and phrases existed before reddit literal child

>>17161663
I'd rather not have huge plates like this. Shit's cold by the time you're done with the first burger.

>>17162443
Does this image make you h h h h h hungry?

>>17162463
looks like chorizo to me

shit
>>17164110 was meant for >>17162666

>>17162657

>>17162691
I'm at that special point of a drinking bender where you get insanely hungry I would fucking devour rust m that right now

>>17163540
I bet this actually tastes pretty good, but it looks pitiful

>>17163531
based and napoleon pilled

Eggs are over cooked.

>>17164191
all eggs?

>>17163498
is this supposed to be nikocado avocados asshole

>>17162665
Love that Geoduck. If you get a live one from the store they will filter water actively and regularly shoot it out their tip there. In fact, you should do that to clean them before cooking them!

>>17162691

Best pic ITT, just get rid of the roasties in the BG, all six burgs are MINE.

>>17164499
based cove anon

>>17162679
more like curdled eggs.

>>17161663
>all the food is cold by the time you get to eat it.
Yeah no.

fuck you retards

>>17164701
oh man, yucca con chicharron
thats one of my favorite dishes

hot dog poutine

>>17164990
dang.

>>17162687
Underrated

>>17163540

>>17163043
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>>17167007
>using the british spelling of "normalizing"

>>17167018
the cheese has melted

>>17162755
Now this is something I would prepare and eat.

>>17164218

>>17164078
Yeah but the problem is that half the people posting here are younger than Reddit. Reddit is 16 years old

>>17161663
That seems like a small amount of food for an average sized person.

>>17164107
this fuckin leek or whatever bout to get dicked down

>>17161663
does food elicit a sexual response from you? or do pleasing images make you feel happy so it must be a sexual feeling because you've never felt the embrace of a human?

>>17163533
>>17163001
Hey there sports! Maybe you're a little too young to know 'Food Porn' didn't come from Reddit, and maybe you're too retarded to give this a startpage search on your own!
> One of the earliest forms of the term can be found in an article by Alexander Cockburn, published in December 1977
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_porn

>>17163007
Looks like that fellas arm in district 9

>>17164678
What the fuck is this? I hate hipsters

>>17167700
Specifically it's a daikon

>>17162666

Captcha: NGGAR

>>17162734
reddit

>>17168306
no i'm pretty sure this is 4chan
i assume that's some opinion that wouldn't cause waves on there?

>>17162453
Me in the back wearing the mask lol

>>17167811
>Hey there sports! Maybe you're a little too young to know 'Food Porn' didn't come from Reddit, and maybe you're too retarded to give this a startpage search on your own!
>> One of the earliest forms of the term can be found in an article by Alexander Cockburn, published in December 1977
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_porn
Something doesnt need to originate from reddit to be reddit as fuck you Mongoloid. Umami is a Japanese word originally yet anyone who says it is also reddit.

>>17168411
That's even more retarded than arguing the actual origin, who cares if some people on another site have a similar tone and opinion as you?
That's the least meaningful aspect of an opinion because you're not even addressing the actual opinion, just who uses it.

Like what, if they start liking and hyping up something you like you feel compelled to disown it?

>>17168601
>Like what, if they (r*ddit) start liking and hyping up something you like you feel compelled to disown it?

>>17168611
Eh, okay.
Have a good one.

>>17162734
Nah, smash burgers are for people that don't like hamburgers.

>>17161663
It looks so good, i wish had some :D

>>17161663
>kiełbasa is not even slightly charred
cringe
>>17162691
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>>17164990
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>>17169186
based

>>17162755
Cream pie?

>>17164117
>The Guardian Legend
deep cut, anon. Nice.

>>17167973
Looks like a bowl of ham with some sort of egg whites or sauce with tomatoes and spices.

>>17168601
No, because I dont like anything that reddit could possibly like. "Food porn" is a very immature phrase, of course reddit would love it, because reddit is nothing but manchildren. A grownup would say "that food looks good" but man children would say this is dull or an "understatement" somehow, a manchild would say " OMG FOODPORN!!!!!". Know the difference and grow the fuck up. You dont dislike things because reddit likes them, you dislike things because they're retarded, and reddit happens to like retarded things exclusively.
>"this thing is retarded. reddit would probably love it. ergo I am going to call it reddit-tier now."

>>17168611
you put chad meme but you meant virgin meme

>>17170022
>Reddit lives rent free in my head but I'm the cool guy here.

>>17170120
>NOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF REDDIT, IM NOT A MANCHILD ITS CALLED HAVING FUN!!

>>17168365
lol

>>17164678
why the fuck are the tomato stems still on?

>>17162657
Beet wellington is best pickled

>>17170022
>>17170188
reddit fucking crushes it, fag

>>17168331
My stepmom makes these. What's it called again?

>>17171549
>redditors actually believe this
Go back.

>>17163523
>tater tots
>shredded cheese on asparagus
>asparagus not properly charred
>one mushroom
>not babby's first steak

ok.png

>>17161663
Not my proudest fap

>>17164565
I'm not even overweight but if I ate there, I know I'd get in people's way, knock shit over and piss them off.

>>17162690
>l*af flag
disgusting, as always the cultureless anglo leaf have to steal from the superior Québécois

>>17170188
>everyone who disagrees with me is a reddit manchild

>>17162443
do you even know what protein is...

>>17172079
If you dont agree that a phrase like "food porn" is immature, sexual analogy for the sake of sounding edgy and le funny, then you are definitely not a mature person. This is not arguable. Reddit is childish and so are you.

>>17172234
When you put it that way, it's an incredibly mature term relative to your own maturity.

>>17172234
Why are you sexualizing the term food porn you weirdo? Are you that fucking larp guy?

>>17163523
For me, it’s sushi served on feet

>>17172273
"Porn" is in the name you fucking moron, it is inherently sex analogy. It implies youre supposed to get "food horny" for the pictures like you get horny for porn. It is sex analogy.
>>17172266
It is pretty definitively immature from an objective measure.

>>17161663
>tfw meatflation will mean a tray will cost you half your daily wage.

Jkm

>>17172287
I knew it. You're the larp guy. Man you're gonna go down with such alums as Irish stew guy and three for free

>>17172344
What the fuck are you talking about?

The “Hope Solo” sandwich from Costa Mesa Deli in LA

>>17172364
Reminds me of an ex

>>17172367

>>17168380
Euro "american" food packaging will always be hilarious

>>17172335
Buckle up chief it's only getting worse. Live it up while you can

>>17169347
zdechnij

>>17172461
It is... but that grilled cheese is American

>>17172234
>for the sake of sounding edgy and le funny
>I project my own insecurities on others but you're the childish one.
Holy shit imagine going on this crusade against the term Food Porn.

My Duck fried rice at Disney World last night

>>17174513
Alright then, explain the purpose of the phrase food porn if it isnt meant to be a childish sexual analogy.

>>17175114
I am glad that whole putting macaroni and cheese on sandwiches phase is over

>>17162734
This
More maliard is more gooder

>>17168364
Is that deep fried black pudding? Damn do want, crazy scots

>>17174929
Those two words together has referred to the same thing for decades, so people easily recognize exactly what is being said.
There was an aesthetic food thread a few days ago, and people just said to call it food porn. Picking one word/phrase is useful, so people can use filters to block out things they don't like or bring them to the top

>>17176266
That doesnt answer my question. How does referring to something as porn not imply sexual analogy. Do you know what pornography is?

>>17168364
>filename

>>17176497
>explain the purpose of the phrase
I explained it. It's an easily recognized phrase, which has a fairly well known meaning. Food Porn has a long history on /ck/, so oldfags with this in their filter can either avoid or see it quickly.
> That doesnt answer my question
There's no questions in this reply chain on your side of the argument. When I click my reply to your reply etc. to OP, only >>17168601 asked questions

>>17174782
looks like tasty sloppa

>>17176667
>its a common phrase
Yes, and: why. Why was it created. Why was the term initially created if not to be sex analogy.

>>17163016
It's good, but it's, in my opinion, more pleasing to the eyes than to the taste. Of course, it tastes fine, but it's not mind blowing or anything.

>>17164696
Food on paper is such a turn off. Have you ever tried to bite paper? That feeling of the paper touching teeth is horrid, and I feel it every time I see stuff like this image.

>>17176706
I don't really know. It looks like the first instance was
>"True gastro-porn heightens the excitement and also the sense of the unattainable by proffering colored photographs of various completed recipes"
in 1977 by Alexander Cockburn
It might have to do with porn being a sort of fake and exaggerated thing. The food pictures might be photoshopped, shown only at the best angle, or put through some camera filters. They might not even smell or taste good, just look good.

Overall, it doesn't impact me much. I don't have to know the origins of words or use them by their original definitions. Food porn has a clear meaning in the modern day, and it's convenient to use.

>>17164565
unironically how does he get out?

>>17163026

>>17172278
Fukken saved!

>>17176497
It's a joke, a play on words, you giga autist holy fucking shit. It's not about actually fornicating with food. Do you have a stroke like this every time you hear a midly suggestive remark?

>>17177951
Yes, it is obviously a joke. A childish one.
>Do you have a stroke like this every time you hear a midly suggestive remark?
No, if manchildren want to say stupid shit, that is their business. I have a stroke when manchildren try to pretend that their manchild tendencies aren't childish, however. Such as yourself.
>P-BUH DUH ITS JUST A JOKE
No shit, Sherlock, you sound like a 12 year old who just said nigger in public when you say shit like that.

>>17174782
How much did that cost?

>>17161663
Just had this in the islands

>>17178677

>>17177059
trapdoor to hell

>>17178682

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>>17178508
Nothing more childish that getting assmad over petty things, grown ups know when to live and let live.

>>17178677
what did that taste like?
don't just say 'salty' or 'like the ocean' please

>>17168601
Unironically how many people on this site live. Mostly newfags who extend it to dumb shit like using paragraphs so that they feel less insecure about being annoying newfags

>>17178777
A grownup also knows when its time to intervene to boost the community. If you dont intervene in free time, you end up like the Chinese bug people that are too afraid to even call 911 for each other

>>17161663
Kek is their really an autist in this thread that can't get over the term Food Porn
Holy fu/ck/ing shit
This board has for to many faggots

>>17179455
>their
>for to

>>17178953
I'll actually agree based on experience, though it doesn't get to me much and I don't reduce myself because of it.
There are also other imageboards, of course.

>>17179505
Seethe autist seethe
Seethe and coop

>>17177881
You like that huh kid? Here is some more

>>17172461
>weight in oz
>Euro
They brand some hilarious things as American, but that is 100% us.

>>17179444
>no you don't understand I MUST police this board to ensure its quality
Wow you have all the makings of a janny, or a reddit moderator even.

>>17164696
That looks like a great and comfy meal for a bunch of friends or family

>>17167687
Underrated post

>>17171608
it's called lunch you idiot, read the filename

>>17164565
How does he get in and out? Does he have to crawl under the counter?

>>17162690
poutine is just a dogshit version of dutch/belgium french fries culture. stop posting it like its something special canadian or good.

>>17161663

>>17162755
come here honey and fuck me, I think I'm ready to settle down now, I got enough travels.

>>17181480
I think whatever ERP session you were in was another tab

>>17182122
Its when women finally decide to get off the cock carousel and then wonder why guys arent interested in roast beef with 3000 miles on it

>>17182145
oh
coincidentally I've never gotten a dickin' and got pretty ugly curtains just through puberty so it seemed pretty bonkers to me that people would go by that over actually getting to know some whore's past. I would imagine it's not hard if you're actually in a relationship and they use social media or something

>>17175146
I've really only had a few sandwiches with whole Mac on it but they were all still pretty good

>>17176813
Wew lad that cheese looks good

>>17181428
>Gee Bill

>>17162687
KEK

>>17162684
>I am a medium rare girl

>>17171608
My dad calls them 'cue cups

>>17175114
That looks fucking disgusting I wouldn't even feed that to my pitbull

>>17178682
What kinda fish is that anon? It looks delicious

>>17164696
gotta toast that bread

>>17168368
Fuck I want this now

>>17182479
Its not supposed to be toasted with BBQ, its just plain white bread

>>17181441
Come on now, the Canadians don’t have much, let them have poutine.

>>17182276
why does /ck/ have so many female virgins

>>17182746
girls like food too

>>17178659
$25, honestly not bad especially for Disney

>>17182437
(You)

Less cheese than most food porn threads. Americans must be asleep.

going to need help with this

>>17176793
Have you ever tried to bite your plate?