/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm interested to see how the stovetop smoker works, seems neat.

>>My favorite /ck/ related gift was my kitchenaid mixer my parents got me. I hope I can pass it down to my kids one day.

>>17176272
Yeah I've never heard of these things before but they have good reviews. I'll try it out sometime soon

>>17176086
I got a $200 westfield voucher and some undies.
I spent $205 on presents (well, I gave $180 to my sister to get presents and $25 to pay for some of dinner).
Mum got this fancy milk frother thing. Looks interesting.

After my suicide attempt in the spring I fell out with any friends and family I have left. It was nice not having to Christmas shop but I haven't left my apartment in 6 weeks and haven't spoken in person with someone since October. I just keep hoping I don't wake up. So I guess not waking up in the morning would be the best gift I could receive. At least I wouldn't have to feel alone anymore

Rib roasts were on sale near me, and my father said he's never cooked one because he didn't want to spend that kind of money on meat. So I bought one for him and injected it with marinade and seasoned it for him, them vacuum sealed it so he can freeze it and cook it whenever. Pic unrelated

>>17176353
you're not alone anon, you have us. we've always been here, and we always will. it wouldn't be the same without you. merry christmas anon

>>17176488
Thanks bro<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking![/spoiler]

>>17176353
Hey friend. I feel like you do sometimes. I wanted to be alone my whole life, and a few years after I got my wish, I started to feel real loneliness. Jesus has been waiting to hear from you. He will always be listening and waiting. You can pray to him and he will be there for you. I hope you do. I will pray that you speak with him.

>>17176086
You're gonna wanna use that outside unless your stove has a very good ventilation system, BTW. Otherwise your whole kitchen/house will smell like smoke for days.

>>17176662
Yeah I'll look more into it on youtube and such. It says it contains the smoke fairly well but we'll see about that. Plus when you open it I imagine there'll be a gigantic plume. I have a portable gas stove and a portable induction so I might just use it outside. I also recently inherited a gigantic vertical gas smoker so I might not have any use for this little guy anyway

/ck/ related I got new immersion blender and a cookbook, quite happy.

>>17176725
ooooh and it's a Braun

>>17176313
those are bots

>>17176730
you won't be ruining my christmas with your negativity anon

>>17176739
yeah I know, your shitty made in china gimmick garbage will do that on its own

>>17176801
who hurt you anon

post your haul anons

ßump

>>17176086
Bought this with money I got for Christmas

Shippin in next week

>>17177337
That color scheme is gay. You must be gay. Everyone that sees that in your kitchen will know you are gay.

>>17177371
Thanks for the support.

I also got a pizza pan too

>>17177337
10/10 invaluable item anon

I hope to buy one soon myself

>>17177376
Do you have a pizza oven?

I got a takoyaki cooker a couple of years ago so I’m excited to see what I get later today. As far as /ck/ gifts I’ve given this year I sent my father a package filled with mochi and curry roux

>>17177371
>>17177376

Disagree, color & style evoke a sweet retro 50s/60s vibe, perfect for mixing muffin batter while playing tiki & surf rock on your Tele with a matching Danelectro chorus.

>>17177391
no. which is why i'm hoping the holes and it being called a "pizza crisper pan" will help

merry christmas anons. santa left me the coveted monkey mug. post mugs

>>17177400
>a sweet retro 50s/60s vibe
Oh you mean back when kitchen appliances were marketed entirely for women? Yeah great point there homo.

>>17177376

All I got was coal. Maybe we could meet up and bake some coal-fired pizza nohomo.

>>17177410

Troll but everything was colored that way.

>>17177401
It won't. Home ovens can't get nearly hot enough to cook a pizza properly with your dinky little tray. You need a fucking pizza stone/steel, or a cast iron pan and use the broiler method. Enjoy your shitty cracker crusts retard.

>>17177422
>everything
Does that include your vibrating dildo, homo?

>>17177400
Tiki isn’t a genre of music, it’s called exotica.

>>17177423

And yet my Tombstones & Digiornos come out perfectly. It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools.

>>17176353
That happened to me 10 years ago too at 18. I am now 28. It gets better bro.

>>17177431
You're retarded. You don't even need a tray for frozen pizza. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Which I guess makes sense considering the fact you're eating frozen pizza instead of knowing to cook for yourself. Kindly fuck off the board.

>>17177438
>eating frozen pizza

u got to at least thaw it first.... nobody eats it frozen nigga....... i mean some people like cold pizza but FROZEN wtf this dude WACK yall fr fr no cap 100

>>17176086
Thermopen is priceless. Thermoworks is a great company. I have the Smoke, too.

>>17177483

Best rectal thermometers out there. Really upped my cramming game.

>>17176353
Why did yo utry to off yourself?

>>17177432
ha bro I'm 42 now, the best is far behind me.
>>17178128
I'm bored with life. and it just kind of goes through these cycles of shit and it never really gets better and people just get more afraid. growing up with the stupid constant threat of nuclear annihilation was exhausting. But at the end of the day coca cola and mickey mouse did what billions of dollars in military one upping couldn't do. With nothing left to scare us we had to make sure that the middle east became our next big scare tactic, Terrorism didn't have to use traditional military tactics, once we got used to that then we had to have medical scares to control us. It's exhausting bro, life is exhausting, people are exhausting. But really it just comes down to the fact my brain is fucking broken and self preservation just isn't present anymore

>>17178166
Lol you attempted suicide because of the Iraq war? You are a huge pussy my man lmao

>>17176086
I got a nice toaster oven

>>17178166
jesus christ what a fucking pussy lol
your brain has been rotted by soda and cartoons

>>17178173
He's more well-adjusted than you, and you're just posting here between bouts of prison time, so basically you're a complete loser and everyone hates you because you're a hateful asshole who will get drunk and blow their brains out with a shotgun ironically after making fun of this person, laugh my ass off.

>>17177408
>mugs
My youngest got me one of these.
Other /ck gifts…
He got a big electric griddle and a bunch of tiny squeeze bottles and stuff for making pancake art.
Middle kid got an immersion blender and a really nice apron.
Wife got two food scales (oops) a new kitchen utensil set and a bunch of potholders and such.
I know I’m forgetting some stuff but I’m just settling down for a long winter’s nap.
With the air conditioner on.
In Missouri
In January

>>17178166
Americans are mentally ill holy shit

>>17178179
Nice

>>17178215
well holy shit it's a /ck/ christmas at your house

Last year I got my mom a zelite knife and she liked it, but I was kind of disappointed with it. I asked for a chefs knife this year and just asked that she do some research to find a good one. She got me the same brand and there is some tarnishing of the steel at parts of the blade! I’m not sure if it’s rust, but will post pics later. Any one have experience with this brand?

>>17177337
>that price
would buy one at the drop of a hat for that kind of money
good on ya anon

>>17178166
very pathetic behaviour. try suicide again

>>17180831
Target and best buy had them at that price on and off for like half a month around black friday.