/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17174408
>do not eat this wrapper
life truly does imitate art

>>17174421
I've seen stranger

>>17174431
the dick?

learn to cook and stop complaining your literal child

>>17174431
to be fair people using ouija boards and conducting seances should be burnt at the stake for witchcraft

>>17174475
kill yourself

>>17174483
t. papist

>>17174492
stop eating fast food for fat people and learn to cook and i will kill myself

>>17174408
someone here recently became a sandwich artist. Respect their craft please. Subway is solid and a great meal for the price

>>17174408
>How the fuck are they still in business?
they're close by

>>17174408
>Like who chooses to go to fucking subway anymore?

Very few sandwich artists spread the meat and cheese slices out on the toilet bowl, so I'm fine with a good foot long BMT every day or so.

>>17174408
>do not eat this wrapper
do Americans really? fuck they really are the stupidest people on this planet aren't they? how fucking fat does one have to be that they just eat literally everything?

>>17174503
>great meal for the price
Try a bánh mì sandwich instead.

>>17174866
based. rent won't be charged this month.

>>17174866
>how fucking fat does one have to be that they just eat literally everything?

Yes. That's why Kinder surprieses are illegal here.

>>17174408
it's still the 2nd cheapest fast food for volume here.
$6 for a footlong is pretty good, when a Big Mac meal is $17.
The only thing cheaper is $5 Dominoes large pizzas.

spyro

>>17174483
fun fact: Ouija boards are owned by Hasbro or one of those game/toy companies and it was released in the 50's as a fun boardgame to play with the family.

>>17174870
>yeah just pay $20 for a hipster sandwich in the inner city
lmao

>>17174408
>Like who chooses to go to fucking subway anymore?
east indians and filipinos

>>17174408
recycle or compost this wrapper? fuck you.
when someone sends me an email that ask that I not print it to save paper, I print it even though I don't need to.
when I see a storm drain that says drains to stream I dump oil in it.

>>17175965
fun fact: "those game/toy companies" are all owned by literal satanic pedophiles who love nothing more than the thought of releasing toys that encourage children to open themselves to occult energies.

>>17174408
It's Christmas, what sort of sad life are you living where you're ranting about suobway

>>17175968
wtf bro, you're going to the wrong places. there are hundreds of vietnamese places in the city here, and you can get a sandwich for $5.

>>17176264
you cant even buy a can of soda for $5 anymore
at best you've got a choice of
>$6 for a subway footlong
>$9~13 for a convenience store low effort low quality sandwich that you couldve just made yourself
>$20 for a hawker roll or bang me or whatever the fuck hipster shit in the city

>>17176050
Are you my youth pastor from the 80s?

Subways has a different image in Asia. It's profitable there. Not sure about Europe.

>>17176585
I'm so sorry that you live in New York, anon. Their prices over there are Canada-tier inflated

>>17174421
>norf fc
>winning 10-0

>>17176585
The $5 figure was in Candanavian dollarinos. You're just going to the wrong places. Dollar stores sell two cans of pop for $1.50. Your experience is out of touch with reality.

Franchises mean the primary corporation doesn't need to worry about the success of any one location, which is why every subway is a thinly veiled front that is staffed by illegals and felons

>>17175954
>$17 big Mac combo
Where the fuck do you live, Macau?

>>17174408
At subway you make the sandwich

How is subway bad, just sounds like you suck at making food choices

>>17176606
nigga you fuckin ancient grab your walker and go take your M Tue W Thur F Sat Sun "im so damn old im gonna die" pills

>>17174408
>>Like who chooses to go to fucking subway anymore?
Morons who think their footlong sub with mystery "meat", chips and two cookies is healthy

>Go to a subway for the first time in ever
>Some tired looking probably 40s woman who has had too many kids is making the sandwiches
>I strike up a conversation a bit while they restock the veggies and sauces
>I mention how the pay for Subway probably sucks and that I'll give a big tip if she loads my sandwich up good
>She smiles and we agree on this secret deal
>Does my sandwich perfectly - Italian and herb, slathered in pizza sauce with green peppers, onions and cheese and then toasted
>Then the chicken and pizziola slices on it
>Then just massive amounts of spinach, olives, banana peppers, the good stuff
>Its so big she needs to seal it inside of the to-go wrapping like its going to explode
>Throws in a cookie for free
>I pay with $20 for an $11 sandwich (Canadian) and get the $9 back
>I then pull out another 10
>Her smile gets bigger
>I put the $9 and the 10 in my pocket and grab my sandwich and walk out
>Didn't tip that bitch
>Nobody deserves a tip, get a real job you fucking slacker
My only regret is not looking back to see what was on her face.

>>17177522
and then everyone clapped

>>17177450
retard

>>17177522
definitely going to hell

>>17177522
and then Trump gave you a Presidential Medal Of Freedom.

>>17177450
>how is subway bad

https://www.dailywire.com/news/court-rules-subway-sandwich-bread-cant-be-considered-bread
>Court Rules Subway Sandwich Bread Can’t Be Considered ‘Bread’
>High sugar content makes it a "confectionery."

>>17176050
>>>/pol/
>>>/r/eddit
You don't belong on 4chan.

>>17177601
ignore trolls. report posts.

>>17177596
>VAT
will never not laugh at yuros for having that

>>17174408
Subway is like 10 dollars for a meal, that's cheap as a shit.

don't work there any more but in the 00s there was an actual page in the ops manual dedicated to how you can promote your store using Rock Band. i couldn't imagine anything lamer. i've never seen more than 1 person in a subway at a time i can only imagine that would end in a singular teenager pissing off all the employees by hogging the guitar and playing carry on my wayward son on expert all day.

>>17177450
https://nypost.com/2021/06/23/lab-tests-reportedly-find-no-identifiable-tuna-dna-in-subway-sandwich/

>>17177916
The New York Post is a tabloid and that article description is complete nonsense. Subway is garbage, but that doesn't mean you should publish complete bullshit.

>>17177934
Please, no

>>17177960
I am sorry milord, will you instead accept an article from CBC?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/subway-cbc-chicken-lawsuit-1.5370473

>>17177981
Somehow that's even less sensical.

>>17174483
There's literally nothing wrong with trying to tap into magic. Major religions, including modern science, has always tried to stifle our magical capabilities. Unlock your true potential and break free from your chains

>>17177981
You are aware DNA gets denatured when cooked, right?

When i walk past subway close to me its always been young people. Like on their teens and early 20's eating there

>>17178001
There's no such thing as magic, there's no such thing as magic

>>17178023
t. uncle Vernon

>>17177981
Those are two separate issues. He was shitting on the other article because by the time they tested the tuna it'd had been cooked, frozen, and defrosted. WOWEE, no wonder there's no fucking DNA. They weren't looking for DNA in the chicken, just various types of proteins.

>>17178028
>cook normal chicken using normal methods
plenty of chicken dna
>take subway "chicken"
very little chicken dna

golly gee, oh lord, my methodology is definitely flawed, no other possible conclusion.

>>17178087
Cooking meat obliterates identifiable proteins you dumbshit. You'd get low results on any kind of cooked chicken.

>>17174408
Cheaper, faster, healthier.
Straight from our automated 70k acre indoor farm to your table.
Grown on water to guarantee 0 nutrients, 0 taste.
Please avoid meat for the environment, not for our profit margins.

Shit's been going on for the past 70 years.

>>17177439
dollar stores havent existed since the 90s my man.

>>17178125
Purina cat chow, meow meow meow

>>17178087
cooked foods cannot be DNA sequenced.

>>17176050
Somehow, this guy is 100% correct.

>>17179816
whatever, subway shill. are you trying to defend subway against national broadcasting crown corporation CBC?