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How's your lemon pig doing, /ck/?

>> No.17162751

are those bullets for legs

>> No.17162759

>>17162576
Dunno, how is your mom?

>> No.17162789

>>17162576
man, lemons is expensive. yall niggas wildin

>> No.17162822

>>17162576
looks like a meth pig anon

>> No.17162863

>>17162789
where the fuck do you live? mars?

>> No.17162910

>>17162863
How can he live on Mars? No one lives there.

>> No.17162928

>>17162910
>xhe doesn't know

>> No.17162945
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For the newfags.

>> No.17162976

>ammo legs
>canadian penny
does not compute

>> No.17162978

>>17162945
we don't need a reminder at how stupid this is. thanks.

>> No.17162979

>>17162910
t. martian

>> No.17163010

>>17162976
While the US blows everyone else out of the water in terms of civilian gun ownership, Canada comes in at a tight third place or so, with about as many civilian gun owners per capita as the Western Sahara. Most Canadian households are armed.
Culturally speaking, the bulk of Canada falls on the guns/booze/trucks side of the scale. It's just that the international news stations are in the urban hives, so people tend to get the wrong idea.

>> No.17163017

>>17162976
>>17163010
Leafs still get Norinco and for that I will never forgive them.

>> No.17163030

>>17163017
There's just something about buying a dirt cheap SKS and absolutely abusing it knowing full well you can just by another or maybe four more and still not break the bank.

>> No.17163036

>>17162978
oh it's just a bit of fun

>> No.17163045

>>17162576
I didn't have any lemons when the lemonpig /ck/raze hit, and I didn't want to let a grapefruit go all moldy and gross on my counter, so I drank my lemon pig in the form of lemonade (which I had previously made) and he has now been processed by some combination of pee and poo sewage processing my city employs, which, upon further reading, has been turned into gray water, press cake, and biofuel gas, for the most part.

>> No.17163050

>>17162945
Why does this make me laugh so much

>> No.17163194

>>17162576
No way is that nearly a full year old.

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>>17162751
Yep, .50BMG projectiles.
>>17162822
Local grocery store didn't have cloves, so the eyes probably do that.
>>17163194
No, he's fresh from this year.

>> No.17163243

Wait until Jan 1st for the Official Lemon Pig thread.

>> No.17163580
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>>17163217
>.50BMG projectiles

>> No.17163586

>>17163217
you made it too early. very bad luck.

>> No.17163706

>>17162978
shut the fuck up, lemon pig threads are one of the best things to happen on ck

>> No.17163715

I'm British and I've never heard of such a thing as a lemon pig but I would like to make one this year, where do I start with this kind of undertaking?

>> No.17163732

>>17163715
first of all you wait until january 1st

>> No.17163753

>>17163586
>very bad luck
^ this

>> No.17163802

>>17163017
The funny thing about a lot of those Norincos is that in theory they could be considered "naturalized" as Canadian weapons after 5 or so years and could then be sold to the US if it weren't for them being banned by name

>> No.17163805

>>17163580
A Fromage FAMAS?

>> No.17163807

>>17163715
First get a lemon

>> No.17163997

>>17163030
not dirt cheap anymore...

>> No.17164029

I keep forgetting to get lemons on my shopping trips, we're lime people here mostly.

>> No.17164032
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just the other day with the family

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I made him too early but he is still looking strong and healthy! Keep it together till new years buddy!

>> No.17164043

>>17164036
>>17164032
you cant post those in here this thread is only for OP to show his self importance and show off his leet epin cannuck bulletz

save the real pigs for the real thread next week but this is just a vanity shit thread and by encouraging the OP your no better then him

>> No.17164060

>>17164043
uhhm
op is not bothering me m8

>> No.17164062

>>17164043
I just wanted to post a pig man... I was waiting so long for other lemon bros...

>> No.17164073

>>17164036
very bad luck

>> No.17164076

>>1716257arent you meant to make it on New year's?

>> No.17164081

>>17162576
Is that a FAMAS?

>> No.17164084

>>17164062
sure thing fag just couldnt follow directions made it too early and used bullits for the legs

but i know this isnt about anyone elses pigs when your responding to everyone personaly and you got multiple angles of your faggot bullit pig because guns are so leet amirite?

gbt/k/ and eat some cum brownies fag

>> No.17164140

Are you supposed to make it on new years or new years eve? Please I don't want to curse myself.

>> No.17164147

>>17164043
shut up nerd

>> No.17164158
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>>17164084
Huh? Fuck off with your autism. There's not supposed to be any gatekeeping in fucking lemon pig threads.
>hurr, you can't make them too early
>hurr, you can't use different materials
Take the stick out.

>> No.17164176

>>17164158
enjoy your bad luck

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>>17164036
>he is still looking strong and healthy!

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>> No.17164411

>>17162576
Clementines are more seasonal than lemons

>> No.17164426

>>17164084
ywnbaw

>> No.17164442
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I'm at my parents for the holidays so shopped early and brought all the parts I need with me.
I meant to think of something new for the legs but nothing really looks good to me so it's probably just .30-06 casings again. Should look better on this significantly larger lemon anyway.
At least I found a nice coin to use; a Maria Theresa Thaler.

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My boy is almost a year old and is looking good

>> No.17164456

>>17164032
I can see already that that will be absolute horror.

>> No.17164496

>>17164302
>those teeth
spooky

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>>17164158
The pomelopig turned out to be too massive to preserve. I eventually had to put him outside.
I guess that's why 2021 was not a good year for me financially or indeed in any other way.

>> No.17164533

Is it a sin to make multiple pigs?

>> No.17164551

>>17164533
No. Make as many as you want.
Gift them to friends.

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>>17164505
>>17164447
>>17164302
>>17164158
>>17164036
>>17164032
>>17163217
>>17162945
>>17162576

>kill mi pls

>> No.17164653

Anyone got the lemon pig funeral picture? Always gives me a giggle and my hard drive died so I don’t have it anymore

>> No.17164655

>>17163010
>the international news stations are in the urban hives
so is most of the population

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>>17164653

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>>17164667
incredible

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>>17164667
Thanks anon

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>>17164667

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>> No.17165068

>>17164667
RIP

>> No.17165079

>>17164032
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>> No.17165311

you guys are making them too early. remember that for the pig to really work its magic you have to make one on new year's eve too

>> No.17166361

>>17165311
I see the pig science is quite complicated.

>> No.17166970

>>17166361
Can't be that complicated, your mother got pregnant. (Just kidding, pal.)

>> No.17166975

does anyone have the pic of a sad looking lime pig that one anon made?

>> No.17167393

>>17166975
Bump for this

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>> No.17167742

>>17164036
>he is still looking strong and healthy
he's dead, jim

>> No.17167769

>>17164158
They're for New Year. Making them all year round drains the magic from the threads. I turned down a smoking hot date for NYE so I could join in on this year's lemon pig construction, and you're trying to ruin it for me.

>> No.17167789

>>17167769
It's a holidays thing, ya autist. There's just under two weeks left before the year ends. Go back to complaining about hearing Christmas songs in November.

>> No.17168088

>>17167789
As usual, the normalfags have ruined an aspect of board culture. Sage, report, ignore all lemonpig threads from now on.

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>>17168088
>board culture

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This year we're having a meat hedgehog instead

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>>17168666
I am looking forward to see how well he holds up into the new year, anon.
I salt one of mine but I think I might preserve the next one in alcohol and see what happens.

>> No.17168692

>>17164655
yeah, the imported population. actual canadians have since been driven out.

>> No.17168702

>>17168088
>makes up random horseshit superstitions and autism
>WAAAAH, WHY ISN'T ANYONE RESPECTING MY AUTISM?
Nobody has ever fucking complained before you started reeeing.

>> No.17168753

>>17164667
Vladimir Komarov was a cosmonaut killed in a rocket that everybody knew was unsafe but was pushed ahead anyways because soviet russia, he burnt on re-entry. His widow, Valentina Komarov,, insisted on an open coffin funeral.

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>>17168666
This one looks less retarded

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>>17168773
wrong pic

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>>17168753
>he burnt on re-entry
No he didn't, his drogues failed because of a bad re-entry; the capsule pancaked

>> No.17168797

Im gonna be making mine early tonight so that I could do it with my bro before he has to go back across the country bros

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>>17168753
>>17168793

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>>17169213

>> No.17169257

>>17167425
Just an empty shell of a lemon-pig at this point.

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Less than a month old and he is growing an amish beard

>> No.17169569

>>17162978

You're an idiot. The last couple of years of lemon pig posting has been the second greatest boon of OC this board has had in years, right behind the absolutely phenomenal coffee mug threads.

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>>17164667

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This is the first piggy I do. Pls be nice to him

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>>17169616
oops

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>>17169573
fucking finally. first pig i make pls b nice

>> No.17169681

>>17169652
Too early, you invite doom and foul omens into your home. Cast this poor wretch into the fire and spare him the shame of the year of misfortune he will wreak upon you and your family. Heed my warning.

>> No.17169693

>>17162576
what even are those 30.30?

>> No.17169695

>>17169616
sideways piggy

>> No.17169700

>>17162978
you're not welcome here

>> No.17169709

>>17169693
see

>>17163217

>> No.17169714

>>17163030
hasn't been true for awhile nor have i been able to get a PKR for any reasonable price

>> No.17169726

>>17164505
>or indeed in any other way.
kek

>> No.17169734

>>17168692
>actual canadians have since been driven out.
yea they all live in Nunavut and reservations now right? Or in mass graves outside catholic schools

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>>17169681
would it also bring misfortune to my cheating whore of an ex if i hide him at her house?

>> No.17169911

>>17169841
Yes, you know what you must do. Lemon pig based spiritual revenge is kino

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>>17169213
I don't know how to feel about this.

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r8 my first lemon pig

>> No.17170877

>>17170520
Is that the shiniest coin you could get? Pathetic.
5/10

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>>17169841
All fags ITT send this guys pig your energy to curse a whore

>> No.17170906

This is not fun. It’s not funny.

>> No.17170931

>>17170906
Silence paganfag. Lemon pigs will usher in the new year.

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>>17162576
Mine from last year he didn’t last long

>> No.17170977

>>17170969
>KY jelly
w... why...

>> No.17170980

>>17170877
It wouldn't be a good pig, if it only went for the shiny coins

>> No.17171001

>>17170977
It’s part of the reason he didn’t last long

>> No.17171054

>>17169478
That's nightmare inducing

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>>17168753
>>17169213

>> No.17171121

PSA: SAGE THIS THREAD, IT IS NOT NEW YEARS, THE PIGS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO ROAM ON THE FRONT PAGE - IN FACT THEY SHOULDNT HAVE EVEN BEEN "BORN" INTO THE WORLD YET. THIS IS SERIOUS. SAGE THIS THREAD, AND PERHAPS EVEN REPORT IT.

>Verification not required.

>> No.17171259

>>17171121
What if they were made as a christmas present?

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>>17171121
>IN FACT THEY SHOULDNT HAVE EVEN BEEN "BORN"
them there are fighting words

>> No.17171289

>>17162945
I'm going to do this now this is a great idea

>> No.17171385

>>17171289
it might be the safest cure for covid, worked for my family

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>>17170903
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>> No.17171522

Is it new years eve or day that we make the pig? In a debate with my fren. I'm certain it's new years day

>> No.17171527

>>17171522
at 12 on the eve for maximum effect

>> No.17171528

>>17171522
You make it whenever you want over the holidays in preparation for the New Year. Nowhere is it stated that it's actually made on a particular day.

>> No.17171531

STOP REPLYING. SAGE AND REPORT THREAD. THIS IS A NEW YEARS TRADITION NOT DECEMBER 21-23. WE ARE SPOILING THE JOY OF THE NEW YEAR BY CELEBRATING THE LEMON PIG PREMATURELY, BEFORE CHRISTMAS, AT THAT! DO THE RIGHT THING!

>> No.17171620

>>17171531
You were not saying that in a thread that was A MONTH AGO. Fucking faggot, ham sniffing negroid. You don't deserve the holy power of the lemon pig.

>> No.17171741

Lemon pig brings wealth without regard for the calender. The older the pig the stronger the energy.

>> No.17171787

>>17171620
lemon piglets power comes from somewhere, some even theorized they caused covid to give us our protection.

>> No.17171830

>>17168773
it looks angery

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>>17164667
This picture fucking kills me every time I see it. Thanks

>> No.17172720

>>17163030
Not dirt cheap now. I was holding off on buying my 1st SKS for a long time and last New Year’s Eve I was drunk and going to buy one online for like $399 but didn’t and it jumped to $70 the next day. They are $499 now.

I ended up finding a local gunsmith (new to this town) and bought a nice one for $440 but still I never thought I pay that much for a damn SKS. I had FOMO though and knew they were going to keep going up in price and possibly dry up.

>> No.17172731

>>17164036
pobrecito

>> No.17172875

>>17169213
Thank you

>> No.17172957

>>17171522
both new years eve and new years day are safe i think. i made them just before midnight last year and the year before that and they were powerful.

>> No.17173032

Would it be okay if I used a lime instead?

>> No.17173063

>>17173032
Sure, it would look nice

>> No.17173066

>>17162576
Oh fuck I forgot my lemonpig this year... is it too late?<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa">

Your fortune: Feliz Navidad![/spoiler]

>> No.17173070

>>17173066
it's not too late, it's actually too early<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule![/spoiler]

>> No.17173071

>>17173066
no it's a new years tradition

>> No.17173100

gonna do the best I can when the time comes<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule![/spoiler]

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>>17168773
>>17168778
Mettigel is very delicious, ou should try cheese hedgehog (Käseigel), bread hedgehog (Igelbrot) as well as hedgehog cookies (Igelplätzchen / Igelkekse)

I heard the Brits also do this in Suffolk

>> No.17173623

>>17173173
Some gypsies eat hedgehogs. I'm curious about what they taste like

>> No.17173704

>>17173071
Yeah, since an aluminum foil manufacturer decided it was, a couple decades ago. Before that it was something for children to make year-round.

>> No.17173782

>>17162945
Useless doghsit waste of perfect lemon

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Meet pigmalion

>> No.17175018

>>17174931
WHAT'S BECOME OF YE LEGS THEN?

>> No.17175127

>>17175018
Boollet leg so that I may shoot many more guns in 2022
Pencil leg for creativity particularly in writing
12" end of a ruler so that I may fing a gf who is taller than me
(Out of frame) last leg is a splinter from my towns magical lightning struck wishing tree
And the shiny penny minted 2021 represents how this year's income will seem small compared to the next

>> No.17175313

>>17173782
but it makes a battery

>> No.17175326

>>17175127
you gotta use a a pre 82 penny for full copper

>> No.17175633

>>17174931
very cute

>> No.17175642

>>17164032
it is called Gerald? aww

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>>17169478

>> No.17175678

A post 1982 penny is made mostly of zinc and will slowly corrode away and make the Jew writhe in pain!

>> No.17176778

>>17174931
nice execution

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>>17169213

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>>17176876

>> No.17176881

>>17176876
Wonderful

>> No.17176901

>>17176876
Thats adorable anon

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Piggie piggie

>> No.17177068

>>17175642
yeah looked like a gerald to me
we had no cloves so the eyes are cacao bits

>> No.17177209

>>17176878
lewd...