/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just order a double cheese burger

>>17167143
"filet of fish"

>>17167143
Yes, order a "FishMac". Post results

>>17167143
you have to sing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csrPT9ClVUc

>>17167143
>fishmac
audibly wheezed

>>17167143
I had the same problem. I feel stupid saying it AND for some reason some of the staff hate it when people order it for some reason (something about having to cook it from stratch).

So I just use the digital menu boards, no human interaction necessary.

>>17167143
Say "fillet of fish," and, if anybody corrects you, inform them that you're not a gay Frenchy boy.

I always say sausage and egg muffin not Mcmuffin.

I ask for a chicken burger instead of chicken sandwich

Nuggets instead of McNuggets

As for "Big Tasty"? Just no

Give me a fish sandwich

>>17167143
Definitely don’t call it’s name

>>17167232

"Fillet O' Fish nohomo"

>Saying Filet O Fish feels weird.
Yeah. Don't. When I was in my very early twenties I once ordered McChicken but the girl at the register said they are out of chicken patties and what I wanted instead. I panicked to think of something and just said Fillet O Fish. She bursted out laughing immediately along with the rest of the staff. One of them pulled my pants down while the rest pointed and laughed even louder. When they saw that I started to cry they stopped and gave my burger. The manager said I didn't have to pay but told me to never ever come back.

>>17167143
You sing the whole song from the mounted bass commercial.

>>17167320
damn, sorry to hear that bro. Are you trans by any chance?

>>17167320

You got lucky. For McDonald's employees, it's like "The Scottish Play" for actors, and technically they should have murdered you to avoid the curse. Don't repeat that mistake. The only way to safely order /that sandwich/ is part of a value meal, since you can just say "Number 10" or whatever. If you really want just the sandwich, you can say "Number 10, no fries or drink" and they'll know what you mean.

>>17167155
Or filet. Or fish. You'll see.

>>17167415
If you order a MacBeth you get a Big Mac style fillet o fish.

Blast it loud and proud boys

I'm going to get a McDonalds breakfast in a few hours (1 sausage egg mcmuff 1 bacon egg mcmuff and 2 hashbrowns). Should I ask for a Filet o Fish just to see their reaction? Obvious they won't serve it at breakfast but I want to see if they will look annoyed,

fish & fries

>>17167143
>Hello dear kind sir or madam, may I please submit a request for an order to be placed in my name for one of your Fish Filet sandwiches. Thank You.

i always called it a McFish

>>17167208
thats what i ask for

>>17167182

I worked at McDs in the 80s, and for some reason we couldn't call it 'fish'; we referred to it as filet.

>>17167936
lol

>>17167936
The sissyfication of the American Man is everywhere these days, is no place safe?

>>17168019
Outstanding

>>17167143
Just say "I'll have the fish sandwich" it's not like there's more than one.

>>17167143
Holy shit you are one dumb motherfucker. How the fuck can you be so useless?
>I-it feels weird to say!!
Holy shit that’s a special kind of pathetic shit.

>>17167954
That looks too delicious to be something served in Murika unfortunately.

I work at McDonald’s. NOT A SINGLE person says Filet ‘O Fish right.

Most just say
>Fish Filet
>Fish Burger
>Fish Sandwich
>Filet

>>17167989
>>17171994
Forgot about that one. Lots of people call it that too.

McChicken Of The Sea please.

>>17167143
just order on the app or at one of the kiosks in the store, there is literally no reason to have face to face interaction with anyone anymore. thank you based covid

its pronounced fee lay

Just scream "FISH!" in the same way that dude from Spongebob screams "CHOCOLATE!"

>>17172099
https://youtu.be/7kkh22D6UQY

>>17167143
its worth it, the filet o fish is probably the best thing at mc donalds, their burgers suck

>>17167954
For a split second I got pissed that we don't have that here then remembered long john silver exists

>>17167143
Isosceles Fish Sandwich

>>17167143
>I'll have 2 flayofish
>with this buy one get one free coupon
>flash coupon, but don't turn it over, you're going to want to reuse that
>"that'll be $6"
>I'd like them made fresh, please
>cashier turns around and yells at kitchen to make the flayos fresh
Wa la. That's how you order a flayofresh.

>>17172271
most of their breakfast stuff isnt half bad either

>>17167143
order online or at the self-service, then you won't have to say it, plus you'll hide your poor taste

>>17167320
This but ironically

>>17174637
that is stupid, because they want the coupons handed over to them and they expire after about a month anyway, so it's not like you are going to use them twice
plus my time is precious so I would tell them I want the filets fresh while ordering, instead of wasting a few minutes in the drive through without my filets cooking

>>17167143
Just say fish sandwich it's the only one they got

>>17169795
No my Husband is still masculine and will scream at me until I cry right before church or treat me like shit in public or flip out on the wait staff

Say McFish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0gp3SSLpDE

GIMME DAT FISH NIGGA I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU!

How has no one brought up Fish Delight, how Trump calls it?

>>17167143
Call it a mcfish

>>17167143
it's garbage just don't order it

>>17168292
That’s common to refer to things by the first word or couple on the menu. A mcchicken where am was always a “hot n spicy” before they started selling both

I'd be far more embarrassed calling a menu item by the wrong name and then having to reexplain what exactly I want. If you order a "FishMac" the employee is not going to understand what that is and ask you to repeat your order, then you will be left fumbling for words like a complete retard who has to be walked through the ordering process two or three additional times. How do you not understand this very simple logic, that if you make it harder for the person taking your order, you're going to risk getting something you didn't want? If you have any dignity at all, you'd make it easy on them and just order a fucking filet o fish or just ask for a FISH SANDWICH, YOU STUPID FUCK, FUCK YOU