/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17161395
omg one time i went to my local fast food place and they recognized me and asked 'the usual' i just about died XDDDDDDDD
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THEY KNOW WHO I AM LOL MY ANXIETY IS KILLING MEEEEEEEE

i litteringly have to change identity now !! D:

>>17161395
why they value you as a customer. I got a card with my last order and I thought it was cool

>>17161403
Just get a sex change, everyone's doing it these days

>>17161412
THeY now KNOW that I EAT FAST FOOD

ARRRRGHHH MY BRAIN IS LITERALLY EXPLODINGGGGGGG
THIS IS TOO INSAAAAAANE TO COMPREHEND

>>17161403
Lmao lol haha (lel) le fune its funny joke super funi (hah)

>>17161395
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>17161395
I hate being recognized as a regular, makes me feel like I'm in a rut

>>17161797
They don't give two shit about you, you fucking loser

>>17161395
>>17161797
get the hint already

>>17161837
reading comprehension faggot, it's not social anxiety,, I'm depressed about wanting to order the same food over and over

>>17161859
so stop doing it, you spineless cuck

>>17161858
What's the hint

>>17161869
have sex

>>17161864
new food frequently turns out to be a disappointing waste of money tho

>>17161875
You're saying it's a proposition from the waitress?

>>17161876
Stop eating fast food in the first place, you FAT INCEL PIECE OF SHIT

Lord, I hate what this board has become

>>17162074
Reddits probably more up your alley

>>17162886
ok sweaty see you there

>>17161875
Bend over.

>>17161403
>>17161418
cringe

>>17161395
Just for the record, to those who have "self diagnosed autism" THIS post is what real autism looks like. Take your meds OP.

>Moved across the country for work, know zero people in my new town
>Read at Starbucks every day
>They recognize my car now and have my coffee ready for me by the time I walk in
>If there's nobody else ordering to get mad about it, they just say "I've got you Anon" and don't charge me for my coffee at all
>They close fairly early but have started talking to me about their day while they clean up and telling me I don't have to leave
What's something nice I can do for them for Christmas that's not gonna be weird as hell and make things uncomfortable? These are literally the only people I hang out with here other than my coworkers and I can't go home to see my family.

>>17161395
being socially awkward is so popular right now.
When can being a functional human being be cool again? I actually call places when I have questions about a business and I have an answer in 2 minutes while I watch friends google for 20 minutes.

OP, here is a verifiable tip for getting over this crippling infantile social anxiety. Stop being a faggot.

>>17161889
>>17161876

Literally just make something that tastes good and requires some effort. Its actually that easy. ffs you people jesus.

>go to liquor store to buy some booze
>guy at checkout asks me if I'm getting the usual
>I've never been in there before
>or have I?

>>17161403
Imagine thinking this serious breach of customer service is anything but one of the most serious issues of the modern service economy. Boomers who should have been retired years ago are enforcing this shit and making things worse for real people who don't need artificial relationships to feel alive.

>>17163126
are there particular baristas you've bonded with/know their names? if so I think gift cards would probably be appreciated.
If it's the whole store in general a gift basket with snacks might be appreciated?

>>17163214
imagine believing any of that drivel you posted. consider suicide

>>17163188
>Literally

>>17161395
Kill yourself

>>17163236
Fuck off to reddit, boomer scum.

>>17161395
Order there 5 more times and if they don't slip you an extra then order somewhere else

>>17163188
You're talking to someone who usually takes 2-3 days to finish the dishes from one meal.
They only way to avoid flies is to not make my own food.
Why is this concept so offensive to others?

its the same crustomers every single day at these places so why care

>>17161395
please post a pic of that card.

>>17162886
Actually this whole site is gayer than rëddit now. I know because most of the not gay anons left for infinity a long time ago before it got nuked. Some of us came back because of no alternative but we know that this site is full of faggy tweens like yourself

>>17164059
What the fuck
What kind of mental illness is this.

>>17161395
shut the fuck up redditor

>>17161403
OP here. This didn't actually happen actually. I just wanted to post something here to get upvotes. LOL.

>>17163214
>breach of customer service

>>17161395
>>17161797
Take your meds you fucking faggots.

>>17163245
>>17164233
>>17164398

>>17164559
I know this is a bait thread but spergs complaining about normies being nice to them makes me seethe

>>17161403
This happened to me once and I leaned into it. The staff at my local mick dees started calling me "Three for Free" because they were kind enough to give me three McChicken sauce packets for free every time I'd order a McChicken, the best fast food sandwich. I've since moved due to work but still reminisce about my three for free days, there was a strong sense of community at that franchise.

>>17163214
Others might be giving you shit for thinking and feeling this way but I don't. You absolutely get it. I want to leave our relationship as a simple transactional one where I pay for what you are making and leave it at that. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>17161395
Do you have autism or something?

>>17161395
>ordering from a company that engages in race based discrimination
what a cuck

I used to go to a local McDonald’s all the time but one day I had to take a shit so I went into the bathroom and shit but then there wasn’t toilet paper so I had to call the restaurant from inside the bathroom stall and ask if they can bring me toilet paper but the guy thought it was a prank call and just laughed at me and hung up so I called back and asked if I could talk to the manager and she said she’d send someone to check so an employee came in the bathroom and started coughing and said “damn y’all done fucked it up in here! I got yo toilet paper!” and slid it under the door so I wiped my ass and came out but then the manager approached me and said she was sorry and asked if I wanted a free burger and I asked if I could have it to go but she said no so I sat there and ate my free double cheeseburger.

>>17164059
Oh so you're lazy. I don't give a shit about lazy people.

>>17164680
This is why you just use your socks dude

my friend is too awkward and hates interacting with strangers too much to order food in person even when he wants it
i find it incredibly shameful

>>17164680

>>17161395
I get sushi to go from the same place every other weekend and they know who I am by now. It wouldn't bother me except they usually ask me how many pairs of chopsticks I want and the answer is always one so they know I'm just going home to eat alone.

>>17163126
Give them a hamper, but when you go to drop it off make sure you're carrying at least two hampers so it looks like you give out lots of hampers

>>17164680
>I asked if I could have it to go but she said no

>>17164761
high IQ

You know, it would be great if the one place this DIDN'T make me stop going back to is the liquor store.

>>17163188
>requires some effort
>that easy
ok oxymoron

>>17164568
seething about spergs complaining is even worse

>>17164127
Diagnosed Schizoid, but it's probably just apathy from depression.

>>17164067
>he wasn't cool enough to be told the alternative

>>17164238
You're a degenerate lonely idiot but at least you're honest about it.

>>17161395
>used to go to the teriyaki place by my work a few times a month
>owned and run by a sweet old korean couple
>they are super friendly with the regulars
>always calling out their orders when they walk in the door and chatting with them
>i went there regularly for five years
>always tipped a couple bucks and was polite/friendly
>they never gave any indication that they recognized me
>never made polite conversation
>always just looked down silently at the credit card machine while i was paying
>the teriyaki was really good though, so fuck it