/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17149092
What if she was cooking something and you assaulted her lol. Lift up her dress and forcefully have your way with her hairy jungle pussy haha wouldn't that be funny?

>>17149122
bro im gay but even i want to stick my dick between those pointy ass tits and make her take a whiff

>>17149122
I get the impression she'd be into it, but she seems kind of dommy. If she wasn't she'd probably smack you with a frying pan or ladle or something.

the only thing I would eat from the show (aside from Crochombe) is the hedgehog.

I swear they go out of their way to make most of the food look unappetizing.

She looks like a man and you are gay for being attracted to her as a result.

Her recipes are legit. Good quality recording too.

>>17149135
> but she seems kind of dommy
ha ha wouldn't it be funny if she smacked you with a ladel and forced you to worship her bottom while she finished a trifle haha

>>17149228
Victorian food is basically the exact opposite of the current 21st century food standards so of course it looks bad to us.

>>17149092
Why are you looking at the food? Are you gay?

>>17149236
She doesn't look manly she's just plain and unkempt looking, there might be some sort of costuming mandate that affects how she is able to present herself. Her eyebrows look so messy. I don't think she's very young anymore either. She'd probably look very cute with a more modern makeover but she seems like the kind of woman who never really liked wearing makeup or getting dressed up unless it pertained to her work.

>>17149243
Have you ever made any? Have you made the hedgehog?

>>17149250
*unkempt isn't really the right word, she's always well dressed (for her station) and neat looking, just not gussied up the way you might expect from modern cooking personalities

>>17149092
i really like that subtle boob jiggle whenever she walks around.

>>17149092
>People who watch youtube videos and then describe them as "relaxing" or "calming"

>>17149288
post a gif

>>17149246
why are coomers so cringe? they vibe desperate

She doesn't look real. Audley End is cool as fuck. It must cost a million a year just for upkeep on the massive mansion and grounds there. The grounds were like a dream.

She looks a little manly and I know it’s just the bra but ngl bro I would slam this broad into oblivion. It would be amazing doing ass to mouth with a broad this uptight.

>>17149123
Based fag although not sure why you think her tits would smell maybe you’re too used to physical contact involving your dick getting covered in feces

For this recipe, you will need

>>17149092
I bet her underboob sweat tastes exquisite.

Who of where of what?

>>17150982
So this is the power of homeschooling

>>17149855
God she’s perfect I want to try Asian pussy just one time before I die

>>17149122
>What if she was cooking something and you assaulted her lol. Lift up her dress and forcefully have your way with her hairy jungle pussy haha wouldn't that be funny?

You JUST KNOW she fucks like a whore in heat.

Well /ck/? Would you eat this Christmas cake?
https://youtu.be/eLFvA_ozB54

>>17150953
English Heritage ain't a charity fo nothing. Daily reminder that English Heritage > National Trust and if you're a national trust fund kiddy I will obliterate you with my certified English Heritage wooden sword and crossbow.

>>17149855
>cringe? they vibe desperate
just kill yourself faggot zoomerspeak reddit discordfag cunt

>>17150975
She's definitely wearing a corset

>>17151442
what would her punishment for peeking up her petticoat be?

>>17151442
of corset she is

>>17149122
That wasn't a very good arch of Downton Abbey. Like, it might be fun, but I'll pass.

>>17151399
Based.
The National Trust need to be disbanded or at the very least have everyone beyond the old ladies manning the coffee shops fired.

>>17149092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgD_M933Er4

>>17151684

Why? Let me guess, because they dared to actually explain where all the money to build the properties and estates came from?

>>17151729
Not that anon but I hate 'em because they're fucking boring lmao who wants to see a manor house and a garden when you could visit a castle and its dungeon used to imprison Welsh people for being Welsh?

>>17151711

>>17151711
Almost manage to be as unfunny as real women. I'll give them that at least.

>>17151525
this fucking guy

>>17151684
>National Trust owns land approximately the size of Oxfordshire

>>17151846
> national trust owns an area of land less than a quarter of the size of yellow stone national park

>>17149092
10/10 for Bongland

>>17151612
>I asked for pudding, not pussy

>>17152570
percentage wise it's like saying they own kentucky

>>17152625
I'd be down for an entire show about Audley End house and their sexual escapades and mishaps

>>17149250
>>17149260
Kathy Hipperson, the actress who plays Mrs. Crocombe, tends to look either really cute or really plain IRL with no inbetween. She's in her 40s IIRC. Here is her doing a WW2-era recipe in period clothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euu49CBhQm0

>>17150953

I used to live in the same town as the house and can confirm its absolutely gorgeous, surrounded by woodland too so very easy to get in and have a wonder around while there aren't any tourists there. We used to go out to the big hill behind the house and watch the sunrise, there'd be huge hoards of rabbits and groups of muntjacs you'd see running a across the grounds. Definitely worth a visit if you're ever in bongland. picrel is the colosseum kinda thing on that hill we always used to chill at

>>17149092
I like her massive Victorian milk jugs.
Also all the food looks great if you're not a sugar-addled bugman

>>17149288
she's wearing a corset, nothing can jiggle.

No idea what the National Trust is, but it's got me thinking about that line from Happiness is A Warm Gun. The guy made a soap sculpture of his wife, ate it, shit it out, then donated it? Based.

>>17151427
this

>>17149092
Her Kedgeree recipe isn't that far off a version of Nasi Goreng. That's the most appetising thing I recall her making that wasn't the trifle or any other generic sweets like the Victoria Sponge.
Hate to blog and it's a bit of a tangent but learning about anything from the Industrial era through to the Victorian one in the UK always squicked me out a bit. How awful it was for the average person mainly but it never seemed all that great for the people with money and power either. I noticed these times kind of coincided with the general decline of British cuisine as well. It just always seemed to me like an incredibly depressing time, even if earlier centuries were supposed to be "worse", it always came off as though they had happier lives at least. t. Bonglander.

>>17149122
Her vagoo would clamp down on your penis like a bear trap once you put it in her big bones hips

>>17151756
Are the castle's welsh too?

>>17152993
They can have Kentucky