/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Eat it or shove it up your ass.

If you swallow the kernels without chewing it adds fun festive sprinkles to your poops.

>>17146303
What if you eat it after it's been in the poops?

>>17146321
infinite entertainment, never pay for corn fun again

Carve it into a pipe and smoke tobacco or weed with it

Buy a smaller cob (assuming you’re tight) and lube it up really, really good and try some assplay

Try one of those Mexican recipes

>>17146294
make elote

>>17146303
kek
>>17146301
>>17146327
>>17146294
it's already naturally ribbed for more pleasure

Nice

>>17146294

I hate women so much its unreal you guys

>>17146331
What's the purple stuff? Is it sugar? And if it is, does that mean it's chamoy in red? That's a weird elote if so.

Mayonnaise and chili flakes, my mang.

>>17146294
My favorite way to do corn is to roast it and serve with garlic butter. I make my own by melting butter in a saucepan, adding garlic powder, and allow it to steep at a low simmer to infuse it.

>>17146326
farmers HATE him!

>>17146294
You butter it up then cram it straight up my ass

>>17146443
purple mayo, purple cheese, and purple edible glitter

>>17146619
Eh, then I rescind my comment. Seems fine. I like chili flakes on mine though. This is just preference.

>>17146294
i likes mine blackened. like my women

>>17146294
Boil on cob in mix of 75% water and 25% milk, dump water when its done. Put back in pot with some butter and give it a quick sear. Sprinkle with Tajin's seasoning, then cram it up your ass.

>>17146294
Make esquites.

>>17146294
I love corn but you've fucked up and cooked it too long if the kernels are indented like that.

>>17146294

>>17146294
cornigiri

ASS

>>17146294
eating it is fun

>>17146294
have you tried cramming it?

>>17146882
> Hola chica. Are those eye brows tattooed on or are they going to wash away after we start getting sweaty

Goddammit, Okay step by fucking step
Step 1: get a large to extra large ziplock bag
Step 2: Take your ears in husk and clean them to where they have no bits hanging off but are still in the husk
Step 3: Take your cleaned husked ears of corn, place them in the bag, and fill the bag with water. Seal the bag and let soak
Step 4: heat up your grill
Step 5: let the bag soak for 10-30 min. I said heat the grill before this step because I don't know what you are using for a heating source. Don't be a fucking retard and let your propane grill fucking melt down if it takes 5 minutes to heat to 350 to 400 fucking Fahrenheit.
Step 6: Place your husked ears on the grill and turn as needed
Step 7: Push on the ears and feel for "softness". I find that 10 to 20 min under moderate heat does the job
Step 8: Let cool for about 10 to 30 min. I do this before I cook the meat that I will be eating with the corn. Shuck the corn when you are close to eating.
You get grilled and steamed corn at the same time on the cob.

>>17146301
>or

>>17146294
Set it on fire and stab your boss with it

>>17146294
country girls make do ;)

>>17146294

Corn chowder. It's super easy. It's the first thing I ever cooked all by myself, without parental supervision, when I was six-or-seven years old.

>>17147589
congratulations sir, I clapped

>>17147609
Did a waitress fall or something?

>>17146619
wow, thats not at all over the top.

>>17146294
Take it to Disneyland

>>17148157
Got a guffaw out of me, as I imagined a guy, looking all happy, sitting next to sweetcorn on the teacup ride. Good job.

>>17146900
Add some mayonnaise on top and I'd honestly believe it was Japanese.

>>17146294
share with a friend

>>17146294
individual kernels
with individual toothpicks.

>>17148906
>bamboo-leaf steamed heirloom corn niblets on hand-carved, smoked hardwood toothpicks

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>>17147554

..so they just sit around in corn, contemplating?

>>17148926
Interpret the rules more looseley. For legal reasons, they post this, and for obvious reasons of annoying other customers, they don't want you just throwing the corn at everyone. Splashing the shit around is okay. Buying someone someone in it like it's the beach is not. They don't want you to loose food or drink in it because they don't want other people to sink into that nasty shit, and they don't want you to complain when you loose jewelry.

>>17148917

Don't forget the chef prepares them at your table and throws them into your mouth.

>>17148934

Lose not loose, you'd definitely lose loose jewellery.

Feed to chicken, kill chicken, eat chicken.

I have been waiting for this moment.

>>17148998
wow good one rajesh, totally worth the wait

>>17148998

Redeeming the corn, based.

>>17146294
Use it as bait for carp/catfish

>>17148998
country girls make do!

>>17146355
>Ez haul
What in tarnation?

>butter
>salt
>pepper
>paprika
>oven

simple as

>>17149769
I like to chop it in about 5 sections. Cover with wet batter and Cajun seasoning (not fucking Tony’s creole) and flour, then deep fry.

>>17149933
barf

>>17148998
is she lubing it up because she's about to stick that somewhere? not familiar with pajeet traditions

>>17151425
pajeet women have to hold a cob between their knees until marriage
then, on the bridal bed she sticks it in her husbands ass while he plows her to symbolize the new unity

>>17151473
I was wondering how they got the corn in all those weird colors

>>17146294
Everything is a dildo if you are adventurous.

>>17146294

esquite

>>17146294

>>17146294
>what is something FUN that I can do with corn
feed it to a baby cow until it grows large and then slaughter it for the meat

>>17146294
Bap Xao

>>17146301
Literally don't know what OP was expecting other than this

>>17146301
fpbp

>>17146619

>>17153771
A proper crampost.

>>17146294

Cram it up your ass

>>17146294
mmm corn

>>17146294

>>17146331
Pinches mamadas. Ya ni saben que hacer

>>17148923
>fried
>curled
Should’ve called it corn chicharrón

>>17146294

>>17146301
FPBP>>17146301

>>17157661

Poor girl needs to get a new sharpie for dem eyebrows.

>>17157687
She's literal backyard trash though. She's not wearing a dog collar, but a full sized tow-chain like a rabid bitch some... people.. keep chained to their properties when they're not eating other small animals or children.

im a problem

>>17157734
corn can fix that

>>17157737
oops wrong thread.

>>17156829

>>17146301
Based and crampilled

>>17146294

would you say this thread has gotten a little corny

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>>17159023
from the thumbnail I thought that was Suzanne Somers

>>17159037
You're old.

>>17146294

>>17146294
some brazilian pamonha filled with cheese

/r/ing the gif of the gook girl trying to eat from a corn cob attached to a power drill

>>17146294
The most fun thing I have done with corn is feeding it to ducks and swans.

Campfire popcorn isn't bad either, if you're in good company.

Scrape it and blend the kernels down. Run it through a mesh and you can make sauces out of both the juice and the pulp.

>>17146301
this is the only correct answer. this thread is dead

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>>17161427
this one? there's also the guy who knocked his teeth out trying to eat the corn on a spinning drill

>>17146740
underrated post

>>17146740
based culinary cramposter

>>17146294

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>>17147554
Holy shit, someone made squid game irl?

>>17146294
Make cream of corn and have that with spam over white rice.

>>17146321
>>17146326
Perpetuum Mobile

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>>17147554
>farts
>popcorn shoots out

>>17166247
I wish RayRay would look at my peener like that

>>17148858
God i wish that was me

>>17146294
Add it on top of a noodle bowl. I wish I had some corn here for some color!

>>17161441
I hate swans.
Ducks're cool, but fuck swans.

>>17146294
Pretend to be a typewriter as you eat it

Where's that webm of that chink breaking his teeth on a raw corn cob spinning on a drill when you need it?

>>17146294
Stick it directly up your dook chute.

>>17146331
No. I dont want your dirty wetback corn.

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>>17161427

See here: >>17171431

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>>17171346
shut up gringo and obey

>>17171431
>>17171449
Jesus, you could go use some dinky little hardware store cordless drill, but no. You go out of your way to use the biggest fucking hammer-drill you can find and you act shocked when it rips you a new one.
The brain cells on these "people".

>>17171346
hola amigo

>>17171585
Those vids are from China Rekt threads on /gif/.

>>17167894
honest question. why do they do that with their mouths?

corn on the cob with chicken tenders

>>17146301
FPBP

>>17146619
That's way more disgusting than if it were just cake frosting or something

>>17171431
next time wear your hair in a ponytail

>>17171431
i came here to ask for this webm but now that it's posted i dont actually have the heart to watch it again. so tragic...

>>17174786
actually it's tamer than the the one a few posts below it of the guy who loses teeth doing the same thing. I can't even bring myself to watch that again after all these years

>>17146294

>>17174852
I love creamed corn

>>17174800
wow. just... wow.

>>17171449
Someone needs to mod this video for Christmas by adding the "All I want for Christmas ..." song.

>>17175338
topkek

>>17174852
is that butter?

chicken corn chowder<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house![/spoiler]

>>17175705
Potato corn chowder

>>17146294
> what is something FUN that I can do with corn
Don’t ask

>>17146294
Make bourbon

Wendy will show you how it's done!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1zOtEVDGYg

>>17175814
based tibbets poster

>>17146294

you guy's ever hear the farmer's daughter creamed corn joke?

>>17146675
thats purple corn. you can make a drink from it. got some in my fridge now

>>17146294
there is so much you can make from corn besides food even. if you are talking about the sweet corn there with white and yellow kernals, its best boiled and smothered in butter and eaten on the cob, tastes best with some of the kernals blackened on the grill or stove.

>>17148926
Yes

>>17176907
like chicha morada?

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>>17146425
cob control when?

>>17178007
That woman is eating corn.

>>17146294
share with a frend

>>17147554
say the W word. i dare you

>>17176895
the USDA propaganda is getting xtreme

these two guys are on a roadtrip drivign through flyover country. they run out of gas and decide to seek refuge for the night at a nearby corn farm.

they nervously knock on the farmhouse door, and and old man with a shotgun down by his side answers. they explain their situation and ask for shelter, just until the sun comes up, and he obliges but just as they're stepping into the house he stops them and says "just don't either of you touch my daughter, right?"

"oh of course not, right" they says.

he sets one of them up the spare room upstairs and the other guy gets a cot downstairs in the kitchen.

sure enough, middle of the night the farmer's daughter (she was only 17!!!) creeps into the upstairs bedroom and begs the guy to fuck her, for the first time in her life. horny and horrified not to actually touch her, he heeds the warning and grabs an ear of fresh corn and plows her until she's screaming and creaming in pleasure.

he tosses the corn cob out the window so it lands downstairs.

in the morning they all meet at the breakfast table, thanking the angry farmer for his generosity and he asks them what they would like for their breakfast. before anyone can answer the guy who spent the night downstairs waves the juicy corn in everyone's face and says "i'll have another cob of creamed corn please!!!"

they all got shot and buried in the back acres.

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>>17172684
to improve their looks. or store deez.

>>17146301
>be me
>see thread
>suspect what fp will be
>enter thread
>fpbp confirmed
god this place sucks so much I love it

>>17146301
Based cramposter.

>>17171431
kino

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>>17148923
heh

>>17168808
Perpetuum cobile

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>>17171449
both are fake

>>17146294
Do you need to use the corn again after?

>>17170623
which one do you wish you were?
the one on the left or the one on the right?