/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17136340
what would your special sauce be?

>>17136348

Not here to give out ideas, bucko.

>>17136355
great thread.

You could climb in my van and find out

>>17136340
>Why are you humans so uncreative?
>doesn't invent anything better

>>17136355
This is the correct answer

I'd use a vinegar base. Probably malt or balsamic. Then probably a pepper mash, throw so capers and chovies in it to.

>>17136348
I think I'd mix mayonnaise and siracha, the flavors work really well together I know it sounds kind of crazy trust me, I dont even know if I should be telling people about this.

>>17139004
Sriracha Mayo is selled on shelfs, Ive been her too long and can't tell if you'r being ironic or your actually stupid.

>>17136348
Sweet potato mash watered down to a fluid viscosity and mixed in with sour cream and worcestershire sauce.

>>17136340
Because the whole idea of a secret special sauce is just a way to impress simple minds by making them feel special and lucky to eat at such a fine establishment. That's why it works so well with amerisharts, because you are a nation of simple, brainwashed minds. There's no reason to be creative, they just tell you that is secret and special so you can clap your hands when your greasy burger comes to the table.

oil tastes good

>half pesto
>half alfredo
Bona mangio

>>17136348
McChicken sauce mixed with szechuan sauce.

>>17136348
cum

>>17136340
>the secret sauce is just mayo mixed with another typical condiment, like mustard or ketchup

>>17136340
>>restaurant has some sort of secret sauce
>Its love

>>17141846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOM6Zd5oUsg

>>17141854
>thousand island is just mayo, ketchup and worcestershire

>>17141931
And relish you fool!
You can't forget the relish in the thousand island dressing!
That's what the "thousand islands" are!

>>17136348
Take whatever sauce you like,
Add small amounts of opium and nicotine inside of it
Voila!
Now everyone likes your secret sauce!

>>17141957
I've been to the thousand islands. They were not made of relish

>>17139004
first job i worked at called that shit rapid fire sauce lol

>>17138992
so, spicy worcestershire sauce

>>17140299
I just like "special sauce" (mayo mixed with whatever) it goes well with burgers and fries.

>>17136348
Depends on the dish.
I'd probably make a spin on KBBQ sauce with a few American alterations to fit with my completely fictional BBQ/Fried chicken restaurant I just invented for this post

>>17136340
I'd do something like thousand island and horseradish

>>17141966
Dis you at least relish the trip?