/ck/ - Food & Cooking

do you give good head?

How do I make my batter so that it doesn't turn soft and soggy when covered with sauce?

How do you feel about Israel

How often do you poop?

is your mom gay?

Is the waitress that always flirts with me actually a tranny? Because its arms are kinda hairy, its voice is kinda low, its taller than me (and I’m 6’), and I can’t see most of the face because coofmask.

>>17136024
best trick for reducing food cost.

>>17136033
FPBP and checked

>>17136046
Who cares, go suck her dick

>>17136048
buy cheaper food, and less food

>>17136046
maybe, check for a dick.

>>17136051
No way bro if I’m gonna suck a dick it isn’t gonna be the dick of some servant-class wagie.

>>17136024
I just don't get it, what was Charles in charge of?

How much do you make

What's your favorite cuisine?

Is it possible to make great pizza using a standard home oven, mine never come out quite right

>>17136206
Not OP but heating stones help if you give it time to preheat.
In my experience if you're attentive you can just trade in longer time to cook at ~500F and pull it out just before the cheese starts seriously browning.

since OP left I'll take over. I finished my apprenticeship and have about 2 years experience working in shit restaurants. I got fired because I'm a nervous wreck and I've been a NEET since then
>>17136033
I've never tried but I like to imagine I'd be attentive
>>17136034
I like to use a mix of cornflour, plain flour and a little bit of baking powder (say 30/79/1). If you fry it for longer and use less watery sauce it will remain crispy
>>17136039
I like Jews but I don't know much about Israel policies or politics or the world in general so I can't say
>>17136041
once a day or so
>>17136048
use a lot of filler (potato, rice, pasta), season things well and make good sauces. Cut down on meat
>>17136203
I really like Indian cuisine, food that's strongly seasoned is usually my go-to.
>>17136206
it depends what you mean by "great" pizza, you can definitely make pizza, but everyone will have different views on what counts as great. Making shitty focaccia style pizza is definitely the easiest, but personally I'd hesitate to even call that pizza. I have a stone and I make good pizza at home using a standard home oven, but it's a bit of work and it's messy and you need a good amount of room for it. It also requires a good amount of tweaking. I made pizzas for a few weeks and then stopped. So if you ask me it's possible but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, there's food that's definitely more suited to home cooking. Pic related is my pizza. I had to eggwash the crusts to get them nice like this. That's the kind of pain in the ass shit you have to do when you cook pizza at home sometimes.

>>17136444
Checked, and thank you, I'm trying to keep my general tso's as crispy for as long as possible after serving.

>>17136444
why have you never given head

>>17136024
How much cocaine do you do?

>>17136561
sorry bro I forgot to mention that you should also use ice cold, carbonated water to make the batter as well. What I posted earlier is just the flour mix

What kind of restaurant do you work at? Do you have a say in creating the menu?

>>17136024
how many months until you were on a first name basis with your cocain dealer?

>>17136024
how do i move up in the industry? just keep grinding out the hours? im only a line cook right now

>>17136024
Would you do it all again, given the chance? How does it change your appreciation of food?

how do i cook these jumbo shrimp so I don't choke on the crustacean bones?

>>17136024
how do you cook the heads?

>>17136024
What's it feel like to be a professional loser?

>>17136444
>he likes jews
Out.

>>17138040
4channel is a pro jewish website

>>17136024
Yeah, how do you not want to kill yourself? I’ve spent 5 years learning everything I could at the same restaurant learning every station. The stress, shit pay, and repetitive tasks make me want to lay my head on the nearest train tracks and wait for a quick death.
Next step would be sous chef, but they get wrung dry with 60 hour weeks to make the most out of salary(no pay after certain amount of hours, still get screamed at by exec. over the phone for not working it anyway), and get screamed at 24/7 for other peoples fuck ups because these new fucking hires don’t have an ounce of work ethic in them.
It’s either stay with your shit pay and live with your parents forever, or enter hell.

I’m at my wits end. I feel like I’ve wasted my youth.

>>17136024
How do I properly reheat foods in the microwave so they don't come out shitty?

>>17139455
OP here
you be Leonardo DiCaprio and I'll be Marion Cotillard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-qa7N-GJ-c

How do you cook scrambled eggs?

>>17136024
Why are you wasting your life on such a shitty job?

>>17136024

>>17136571
He's a NEET

>>17136024
Why?

>>17136070
Our days and our lives

>>17136024
Have you ever shit your pants? I mean, as an adult?

I have, but never sober. How about you?

>>17138140
Or at least not anti-Jewish. Fuckin hate losers who think this whole place shares their schizo political leanings.

>>17140156
backpedaling immediately lol

why do you still have a food prep job while your peers are making money as tradesmen and lawyers

>>17136024
How many marriages/relationshop have you behind you?
Are you addicted to crackcoccaine/booze?
Do you think of suicide?
Have you ever read a book?

>>17136024
Kitchen clowns aren't really a thing, right?

Why do must chefs die in their 40s?

>>17136024
can you explain this, Chef?

>>17140796
thats a lot of eggs

>>17136444
>I like jews
Opinion discarded

>>17140156
the holocaust is a schizo conspiracy theory btw

>>17136033
I'm a manager at McDonald's and I have noticed that working in food service is a gay stereotype for a reason.

>>17141006
so you give good head?

thoughts on messi?

>alleged head chef creates thread to answer questions
>gets driven away by reddit-tier '''''jokes''''''''' and maymays
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17141173
shut up faggot

>>17140796
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>17136024
How much do you make now and how much was it back then?

>>17140796
h

>>17141216
I rake in like 100k a year, as part owner. I'm single now, smoke 20 marlboros a day and occasionally
cry myself to sleep. Work hrs are crap, 60-70 hrs a week, I'm 40 but look like 60.
Guys, rather work in a postal office.

>>17141236
if it makes you feel any better, this made me feel a lot better about myself
we are not so different, but slightly so
>also 100k a year
>also single
>also smoke
>wish i could cry myself to sleep
but
>20 natty americans a week
>30-40 hours a week
>31 but look 29
thanks bro, maybe my life isn't so awful
but seriously going to bed alone night after night is starting to kill me

>>17141006
I used to work at jimmyjohns, can confirm that half the people I worked with were either alphabet people or just insane. Job after that was with retarded spics and arabs but that was miles better

>>17141236
you loser

>>17136024
Where do I buy or make the perfect chocolate coulant in Spain? I remember eating one at my corner's pizza restaurant. But it closed long ago, and I don't find good chocolate culants anywhere. Pls h4lp.

>>17136024
The other day somebody went at me
>he browns his onions for a sauce
talking about abomination mix of alfredo with carbonara, these ingredients:
. cream
. butter
. small fried bacon bits
. whole onion
. some grated cheese to melt on the cream

Who was in the wrong here?

>>17141334
I guess, but a loser driving a Tesla M3.
How do you get around? Public transport, I take.

>>17141419
ok i may not have a license but i do have someone to share my bed with at least...

everybody hates you

>>17136046
Only way to be sure is to see what's in their pants, so take her home one day and put on some Shadow of the Colossus soundtrack so you can start climbing and thrusting

>>17136444
>(say 30/79/1)
uhh.. that adds to 110.

>>17140421
Not OP, but we call them dishwashers.

>>17141419
maybe you can ask daddy elon to teach your car to say "I love you"

>>17136024
you can only use one style of knife for the rest of your life. what is it?

>>17136444
your pizza looks like ass chef

>>17139518
microwaves heat water molecules better than anything else, so consider the water content (this is why butter goes ballistic in the microwave). cover foods so they dont dry out in the microwave if neccesary.
the microwave beams have a specific size and shape. this causes the food to heat unevenly. mitigate this by moving the food to the edge of the spinning plate and flattening it out as much as you can.

>>17136024
How much cocaine do you do a week?
How many invoices have you hidden tomates bonus?
How many times have you stretched shelf life?
How many times have you been divorced?
How many servers have you screwed in the walk in?
How many times have you fired a dish guy just for fun?

>>17136444
>I like Jews but I don't know much about politics or the world in general
Yes we know

>>17136024
what's more gay; sucking a girls dick or licking a guys pussy???