/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i dont eat snacks

>>17135950
make ur own

>>17135971
Fuck you faggot you try making homemade Orbitz and then suck my dick as an apology when you fail like a bitch.

>>17135950
>favorite snack is neither produced nor imported in your country
Fuck Russia

>>17135950
>favorite snack gets discontinued

This was my favorite snack in our cafeteria, but some shithead kept setting them on fire in the microwave so instead of putting a bullet through his head they stopped selling them.

>>17135985
They should've put a bullet through your head instead for consuming that garbage. That retard did your fatass a favor.

>>17135980
Same, fuck my American boss for bringing me reese's buttercups as a gift, when she knows I can't buy them in my country. That's like exposing me to heroin and never letting me have any again.

>>17135950
i've never had this happen to me but my favorite hair conditioner got discontinued over the past 6 months and i'm still sad
i'll never find anything that smells like it again

>>17136003
I should fuck you in the ass. How about that, bitch?

>>17136035
Stand in line your dad's first

>>17136026
>That's like exposing me to heroin and never letting me have any again.
This is probably the best way to experience heroin.

>>17135985
Setting chips on fire with a microwave to fuck with the other wagies seems pretty funny

>>17136040
Don't you get addicted and suffer until the end of your life though?

>>17136040
>This is probably the best way to experience heroin.
I wonder if there are people who never drink alcohol except on new year's eve, and if they do it in moderation is it as wonderful as the first time I drank enough to feel great. Same way with weed. If I could go for a few months between party times I bet it would be awesome every time.

>dan dee chips are no longer produced
Why live

>>17136072
>Don't you get addicted and suffer until the end of your life though?
You would probably make a good narc. Do you also think someone who smokes a bit of marijuana loses all control and goes on a crime rampage?

>>17135980
>>17136026
I'm not sure I understand

>>17136026
You gotta try the special holiday ones shaped like Christmas trees and Easter eggs. I don't know what is different besides there being a higher proportion of peanut butter to chocolate but they taste much better than the regular peanut butter cups.

They took this from us.

>>17136038
>implying your ass could handle my dad’s massive thundersausage
Keep dreaming, boy.

>>17136084
How is that relevant to heroin?

>>17136111
Yeah she brought some assorted Christmas edition gigapack. She hasn't visited in two years because of the flu. So gay man.

>>17136132
>How is that relevant to heroin?
That poster's outrageously inaccurate understanding of how drugs work. Do you or he think that everyone who is given an opiate for pain spends the rest of their lives suffering? Heroin is not some magical chemical that forever controls you once you come into contact with it.

>>17136163
>ackshually

Shut the fuck up you autistic retard. You understood damn well what I was trying to convey.

>>17135950
I was sad when it happened years ago. But then I found out years later that a store started doing it as a store brand, so not only was it back, but it was also cheaper! Guess someone else who liked the snack worked his way up the corporate ladder to bring it back, lol. So you should do the same.

I need it back

Still on shelves

>>17136191
Isn't that just a twix?

>>17136077
drinking a lot when you're not used to it just makes you feel sick/hungover, and smoking weed with no tolerance just makes you freak out

t. regularly sober for long periods by cicumstance not choice

>>17136026
where are you from?

>>17135973
>favorite snack is a fruity drink full of balls
Holy shit you're gay.
It got pulled because it sucked dick anon. Terrible sales for a terrible drink.

>>17137046
wtf is that

>>17137047
You said orbitz you nigger so either post something else or forever be seen as a ball slurper.

>>17137049
i'm not him, just a confused yuropoor
never seen this shit before

>>17137053
Oh it's a non carbonated fruit drink with balls made from a gum (not chewing gum but like xantham gum) and it did horribly so it got discontinued.

>>17137070
sounds vile and looks toxic yet really cool

>>17136091
russia has a lot of weird terrifs and doesn't allow imports from the majority for the western world. if they can approximately make it in russia, they're not gonna pay someone else to make it.
>t american who smuggles DOP cheese to russians

>find a copy-cat recipe of favorite snack
>make it
>it's shit
or
>find a copy-cat recipe of favorite snack
>requires over 6 gorillion steps, 9002 dishes, and 5 esoteric ingredients that can only be ordered in bulk and cost 10 times the amount of the original snack

I miss it so much

>>17135950
they stopped making semen at your favorite gay bar?

>>17137362
> when i have to explain what the tourists in my supermarket are looking at

>>17137362
These are fucking terrible. They're like vaguely cheese flavored cardboard.

>>17135985
LMFAO

>>17136173
Fucking KEK

>>17137357
Yeah how about you just kill yourself /vt/ranny

all these snacks posted so far were horrible, especially >>17137046

>>17137362
>cheese nips has
I'm glad they got discontinued just for that atrocious grammar

>Favorite snack still gets produced
SUCKS TO BE YOU

it's not fair... i got childhood obesity from these.

>>17136026
You should just buy them.

I guarantee that no one on this entire site, nay the entire world remembers these chips. I sometimes think they are a figment of my imagination. They were the best chips that never existed.

>>17136003
lmao problem, faggot?

>>17135980
Pray Russia doesn't invade unkraine because it's bye bye western food from then on

This image really pissed some people off last time it was posted here for some reason.

>>17136113
christ that looks good

>>17135950
It looks like Sam's Club won't sell chow mein microwave meals anymore. They're sold out 150 miles nearby and what they have left costs $4 to ship, which makes it as expensive as other stores.

if u know u know

if u know u know

>>17136111
I got some of the football ones for cheap. The package shows they have laces but they're the same as the Easter eggs.

>>17140206
You have activated a repressed memory. I remember this, but I can't remember how I remember this.

>>17137091
Is this a continuation of the soviets going bananas for denim jeans?

>>17139926
i wanna know what he looks like

>>17136163
>WELL ACTUALLY THIS IS HOW THESE BASED DRUGS WORK BECAUSE I'M A FAGGOT WHO TAKES DRUGS
Fuck your shit, not everyone knows about them, because you'd have to be a huge faggot to have knowledge about them.

>tfw moving

I really liked these but they were at the store near my house for only a couple months, miss them

>>17135950
>drink the same cofee for 10 years
>they change the recipe and now it taste like burned garbage
guess i'l just go to pol and blame the jews for this

>>17140425
Or go to the doctor for a surgery or similar.
Heroin is a close relative to morphine, something common for medical practice.
Also most people who get addicted started with it as a medicine, but couldn't get more from their doctor, and spiraled into shit thereafter.
What I am getting at is that you are poorly educated, and need to learn more about medicine. Atleast get some basics in your head.

>>17139125
I've never seen them in a store but I've seem the commercials for them.

>>17139930
don't see what would make people mad. should have dunkaroos and the planters cheez balls replaced since they have returned for good now I think.

>>17135950
>realize favorite snack is extremely unhealthy

>gets discontinued in your path

I think these were discontinued. Can't find them anywhere.

>>17140698
fuck forgot the pic.

>>17140614
I forgot these ever existed and never once tried them

>Comfy 80s Chicago grocer closes down
It hurts

>>17140529
Hell, here in the UK we just straight give people heroin.

>>17136084
Heroin junkie spotted

>>17139111
These are probably the easiest to reproduce in this thread, it's just mini cheesecakes.

>>17135973
How the fuck can I make Crystal Clear Pepsi at home? Some people just dont understand what it's like for uniquedrinkchads

>>17139930
And nothing of value was lost

>crisps get a new recept
>wtf they taste better now
>get discontinued after a short time
REEEEEEEEEE

>>17140718
All the white hens here long ago changed their name to something I cant remember, and are owned by as their current demographic of customers put it "da eh rabs". I miss going into them when they were nice clean White Hens as a kid and getting Icee's to drink

>>17135950
I would do unspeakable things to get these back

Reminder, the company who took this away from you got away with it, scott free.

>>17139926
lol poor bastard, he should just answer sorry not interested or something like that. male models can be shorter than 185

>>17135950
I remember they discontinued toaster muffins, I don't know if they ever brought it back

The taste is the same as regular KitKat but I really miss the format

>>17140974
Its fate: acquisition by 7-Elevn

>>17135950
This is all snacks
Ten months diet
Fruit is snack
Underwear keeps falling off
100000000 million dead calories

Fred Meyer used to make amazing cinnamon rolls with cream cheese frosting in their bakery and since they remodeled all the stores in my area they stopped FUCKING making cinnamon rolls at all

>>17140425
Heroin and other opiates are a slow burn addiction. You don't touch a needle once and start stealing car stereos.

>>17140902
No you give methadone to get people off heroin.

>>17142881
They remodeled the one here and they stopped selling those bacon sandwiches. Now they just have those stupid fucking wrap things cut up like sushi rolls. I have to go to Albertsons for a deli sandwich and I fucking hate Albertsons, the one by me demolished an entire shopping mall to rebuild it into some whole foods knockoff and now I have to drive an extra 3 miles for my dry cleaning. Fuck albertsons.

>>17142891
>No you give methadone to get people off heroin.
People are still prescribed "diamorphine", the polite name for heroin.

>favorite fast food meal discontinued
FUCK YOU noodles & company
beef stroganoff was carrying your shitty franchise

>>17142947
BASED

I fucking HATE noodles and company. Shit tastes like the fast food version of hamburger helper.

cant find in any store anymore (ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣﹏ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣)

i just want them back bros

>>17143405
Fuck I forgot these even existed, they were so good, and actually had some heat. Thanks for the memory refresh

>>17135950
feels

>>17136031
Herbal essences pink bottle best flavor. I feel this way about green tea body spray fuuuuuuuuu shit was so cash. Or that red musk fragrance hnnnnnng.

West Coast leftist sjw commie megafag here. I miss the guava white tea and the roasted ham and swiss.

>>17139125
I do, I remember consuming entire family sized bags of them in one sitting they were so fucking good. This is still my legit king of kings snack food and nothing comes close

>>17143441
You can get them now

>favorite snack enters my tummy

>>17136113
i was gonna post these, these are always my answer. these were peak doritos
>>17137362
didn't even know they discontinued these. definitely preferred them to cheese its.

>>17143461
Not the same, and I really dislike spicy snacks.
idk why they didn't give that as an option

>>17143461
those are closed Bugles. the old ones were thinner.

this + sprite remix was my shit :^(

>>17135950
If it's your favorite, why didn't you stock up?

>>17143461
Trash. Has anyone tried the red version? These blue ones are so fucking bad.

>>17143448
Looks like stuff you could easily find elsewhere.

>>17135985
Why is this hilarious

>>17136113
iktfb

>>17136191
If violent refugees created a currency

>>17137362
>blocks your path

>>17135950
Lol, loser

yogos, orbits, doritos 3d (the original), surge? all dogshit

oh but cheese grips. yeah i miss those.

>>17140968
Fuck you pizzerias and josta were great. Zoomers will never understand what was taken from us

>>17139125
Based, my mom used to buy me these from the 99 cent store in like the early 2000s. I've tried to find other puffed wheat chips like that but they're hard to find. There are sabritones but the seasoning is that sour mexican shit.

>>17144706
shit there's a buried memory I used to love these things

>manufacturer keeps introducing great new flavors and shapes but only as limited edition
>they all go away in 3-4 months and get replaced with garbage ones that stay on permanently
Pic related was so good but only available over the summer of last year

>>17135971
yeah you find me a recipe that comes close

It didn't get discontinued. WORSE. They changed the recipe and absolutely ruined it.

Why did they take this from me, No, that bottle of "Hot Sauce" is not the same.

>>17136163
>r controls you once you come into contact with it.
no it just reshapes your opinion
T. grew my own poppy field and had to grow a corn field around it because i found out my neighbor was a DEA agent