/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Don't they pay in dong? How fitting.

>>17118217
It says he's in Vietnam... That might actually be the best pizza in whatever town he's in. I am unfamiliar with the prevalence of Italian cuisine in Vietnamese.

>>17118217
Top kek, the state of that

>>17118217
A thread about cheesy pizza from Vietnam

>>17118217
it looks delicious

>>17118217
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T ADVERTISE! REEEEEEEEEEE
That said, looks better than any kind of Chicago """pizza"""

>>17118728
could be, the sauce could be delicious, that's what makes one of the pizzas near my house the best I've tried, just the sauce alone is ridiculously good

>>17118765
Based. Also it looks like the exact quality of chicago "pizza".

>>17118217
A few years ago I went to a new pizza place in my city and was talking about how I was craving a local chains wings while we looked at the menu. As I brought it up the guy behind the counter said
>Those wings are trash, once you have mine you'll never eat there again!
So I took a shot and got the wettest least flavorful hot wings I've ever had.
>Those wings were good huh? Bet you'll never want the wings from "x" wing place again!
And whne I told him they sucked he sperged out and said I didnt know what I was talking about and I mever ate their food again. They closed probably a month later

>>17118217
He's specifically saying best value. If that costs $0.75 he'd be right.

>>17118217
A local pizza guy did something simimale to this a years ago, so I requested the pizza at his off and it was good, did not tell his employees though and that was awkward! He ended up being addicted to heroin

>>17118217
>starting at 85k dong
Not going to lie $3.70 for a whole pizza is a pretty good fucking deal even if it does look like shit.

>>17120649
Many such cases

>>17118217

>>17118287
I actually had some really great pizza in Vietnam.
Cant find the pics soz but it was a nice surprise to be able to get some tasty traditional stuff over there.

>>17120973
this webm just changed my life

>>17120890
85,000 dongs is only worth about tree fiddy in vietnam?

>>17121005
That's the conversion rate per Jewgle

>>17120973
How do women DO things wearing that much jewelry? When I had a wedding ring it was incredibly annoying how hard it was to do things involving my hand.

>>17121017
women don't do anything important ever

>>17120649
Did you invite the delivery twink in for a nice fat tip?

>>17120988
Nugger wrap? Yum.

>>17121017
they actually lose a lot jewelry. so many earrings gone or bracelets scratched

>>17120973
all the pizza places I saw in HCMC looked like trash. this was 5 years ago.

>>17121005
during happy hour you can get 3 beers for a dollar

>>17121017
>>17121030
The ones who wear a lot of jewelry don't. I work in a lab and how plain a woman looks loosely correlates with how good they are at their job.

>>17118217
looks like a pizza shit

>>17120988
No it's shit because by the time you get to the last fold the thing is bigger than it was at the beginning. You can see it in the webm. The part with cheese in it doesn't reach the edge. Last side should be reverse folded if you're going to put it in the grill anyway to maintain uniform size.

What you should do if you want it to be convenient and have all your toppings on it is make the cut further left and shorter, so the first part is smaller and and the last part wont be too small by the time you get there.

>>17120649
>simimale
> so I requested the pizza at his off and it was good
>that was awkward!
>He ended up being addicted to heroin
Your post is all kinds of fucked up

>>17118287
dunno about other places but here in HaiPhong we have some pretty good pizzas, unfortunately they are not popular with young people because of cost and rich people only eat rice and shit

delusional egg boy vs chad egg king

>>17121699
how does he get out?

>>17121706
The customers have to eat all the eggs

>>17121706
he doesn't

>>17121699
i swear to fucking god I've seen this egg king posted more times here than literally anything else

>>17120973
I always shed a tear when I see a fat Asian girl. What a damn waste. Just a little bit extra gives them the worst orangutan flat faces.

>>17121706
you make it sound like he has a choice
look at how old he is
he's been trapped there ever since he first stepped in

>>17122058
You sound so egotistical. Different people like different things, personally it makes me diamonds.

>>17121706
He can't get out until he sold all the eggs

Hanoi in Vietnam has the best fucking doner kebabs holy fuck

Pizzas starting at just eighty five thousand dollars

>>17120649
>>17121448
Fucking kek Im laughing so hard

>>17118217
>Post delusional restaurants/ chefs.
You literally came across your pic browsing social media and had to come up with an excuse to post it here for (you)’s, and that’s the best you could come up with?
Pic related is basically you.

>>17123346
Forgot pic because your post made me retarded.

>>17123353
why does that poster assume she's making fun of the dude

sounds like some paranoid incel shit

>>17123364
women have a bad perception ever since their most heated argument against men is that they spread their legs, and women socially cannot

>>17121699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YnpYtcM_Js

>>17121699
How have I never seen the version with the egg boy on the left?

>>17122058
I audibly kek'd

>>17123364
probably the part that says “New gym Posing lol”

>>17118217
I've seen plenty of local, Eyetie owned restaurants that make food on par with those pics.

>>17123384
Came here to look if someone already posted this.

>>17120890
That's about the standard price for a small pizza in Vietnam.

>>17121699
The surly king of the egg fort

>>17122146
Ever since banh mi became the new meme there are fewer good kebab places now.
There's one up in the old quarters.

>ctrl+f jack
>zero results

>>17121706
by pooping onto his feet he can kick his way out and scare thr egg police away

>>17122096
>not liking fat women
>egotistical

>>17122096
Your fetish is gross and weird, deal with it.

>>17118217
slopa

>>17123384
La lengua de la cinema es universal

>>17120973
George Floyd has a grill brand now?????

>>17121699
Watching the egg king at work has improved my egg cooking technique.

>>17123646
>14 years on youtube
>still can't cook

>>17123364
probably from the part where shes making fun of him

>>17120973
>>17120988
>>17121259
Reminds me of a Crunchwrap.

>>17120973
got dam i might have to bring teh foreman out of retirement

>>17123364
Female hands typed this post

>>17118918
>They closed probably a month later
You must have a lot of metaphysical power. Have you found your calling in world conquest? You can do it. I believe in you.

>>17118217
$85000 for a pizza seems a little expensive.

>>17126356
Gold foil pepperoni in a Viet 'go 'za.

>>17126185
>>>/x/

>>17126366
Hope they at least give you a little 'cha to dip the 'za in for that price

>>17126369
Why would I dip my gold Viet 'go 'za in Japanese tea?

>>17126372
No no, not 'cha, I'm talking about 'cha. You know, the condiment.

>>17126376
>the condiment.
Are you sexually propositioning me?

>>17126377
No!!!!!!!!!

>>17126379
Rats.

>>17121699
lol does that dude just stand there like a retard all day?

>>17120649
It's like halfway to a strokepost but doesn't make it. Fascinating

>>17122058
Don't be mean anon ;(

https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

>>17121706
he doesnt
he just shrinks himself magically and goes back to his egg house

>>17123364
she's explicitly making fun of the dude
she looks like a complete insufferable bitch

>>17127539
i'm esl and i don't understand what she's saying

>>17118907
>>17118765
'Go 'Za haters aren't welcome here

>>17120649
hello :^)

>>17118918
There’s a pizza place in Parker arizona. Their hot wings are literally drowned in sweet pizza sauce with like 800 slices of jalapeños on it.

>>17127560
Hi, those digits are lacklustre check out mine.

>>17123384
Absolute kino

>>17127723
>Off by one

>>17127426
The spackle knife at the end really was the cherry on top

>>17121178
I actually got pretty good pizza at a place in Saigon but this was back in the 70's and I don't remember the name

>>17128626

no those were olives he put on top

>>17127723
check them

>>17128741
amateur, let me show you how its done

>>17122058
A chubby asian girl had a huge crush on me back in high school. I actually liked her a lot, hanging out was fun. But she was a mouth breather and her teeth were crooked so i couldnt do it.

>>17128845
Did you also have a coach that used to make fun of you by mispronouncing your last name as "Can't stand ya" instead of George Costanza?

>>17128812
pathetic

>>17123384
better than anything thats posted on /tv/ right now

>>17122096
we get it, you're ugly.

>>17120973
too good not to try, but I will panfry it because no negro boxer grill

>>17122058
I also shed a tear when I see a fat asian girl.
Just not for the same reason as you, foolish mortal.

>>17129579
The advantage of a panini press is constant pressure as it cooks both sides. It's not just about the cooking even but also flattening the dish as it cooks. You want it flatter than that girl's ass.

me and my restaurant desu

>>17118217
that looks like a real value for money

>>17129599
Fair, I've got a really small one, but I'd like to get a big one eventually. they're great for bagel toast too

>>17129594
yeah, i'm not a chubby chaser by any means but I love curvy Asian women... LOVE curvy Asian women. Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Pinay, Thai... Just... please. I hope to have sex with a big booty Asian woman just once in my life

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>>17127539
Oversensitive moids lmao. The guy that wrote that tl;dr is obviously just attracted to her, embarrassed about it, and coping. There are men and women that behave in very whacky ways, using this instance to "call out women" in general is retarded.

>>17121017
>that much jewelry
>3 rings
I wear 5 necklaces and about 6 bracelets in each arm every day and don't even feel them. It only becomes annoying when they're not there.

>>17130430
why do you wear necklaces in your arms? wtf

>>17129579
nevermind it was shit. I even did it in a panini press, but i used fried ground beef, eggplant in tahini and bell peppers.
fuck i hoped it'd be like a convenient tortilla wrap

>>17118287
I've never had the chance to try it but 4ps is pretty famous, they even built a factory to make their own mozzarella

>>17122077
Legend has it he has been eating eggs ever since he was trapped there as a wee lad, and that his beer farts can rival that of a thousand indians.

>>17130355
Specially since "calling out women" is a big sin nowdays in twitter checkmark'osphere, you are not hiding that checkmark very well tr00ny.

>>17128855
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>>17130355
but I was defending the guy
and calling out that specific woman, not all women in the world
she shouldnt be posting mocking pictures of others online, very very disrespectful

dante pizza world

dante in the pizza wherl

>>17131464
penis pot pie

>>17123353
This made sense until the height part. Sounds like manlet loser rage to me.

>>17127548
I'm a native speaker and even I'm at a loss.

>>17121693
How expensive can it be
It's dough with some toppings

>>17127426
the burning of random pieces of trash into the oven gives that extra authentic favela flavor

>>17133902
it is lterally the opposite, work on your reading comprehenson

>>17121017
>when
kek maybe she left because her husband couldn't lift his arm with the extra weight of a single ring.

>>17131917
good god

>>17127426
What are these toppings? I've watched it a few times and all I can figure out is corn and a few olives.

>>17118217
maybe he does have the best pizza in Danang? Who are you to say?

>>17123646

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>>17135305

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>>17135305
>mfw I have the same set of knives as ja/ck/

>>17127557
weve shortened it to gz

>>17131363
>>17131847
She said "New gym pose lol" making that stupid duckface girls make sometimes. If there weren't a giant paragraph of sperging below the image, my first guess would be that she's mirin'.

>>17120973
Too much lettuce, protein layer is too thick, not enough cheese, obnoxious LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME attitude. 2/10, only redeeming factor is the cut and fold. That's actually clever.

>>17130355
Post tits

>>17135580
You have autism if you can't tell she's making a quizzical "wow this guy is being so weird!" expression, solidified by the giant fucking question mark. It's also a snap, women use absolutely any tiny excuse to attention whore on snap chat just to show their stupid faces.

>>17121017
>When I had a wedding ring
>had
what happened bro....

>>17120632
85k is more like 3-4 dollars

>>17135655
It freaks me out how even first world countries like Japan can have money that's so inflated. It's coming for the dollar, too, but still.

>>17118217
He should have used the pics on the tripadvsor page. They look way better
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g298085-d15776488-Reviews-or10-Al_s_Best_Pizza_in_DaNang-Da_Nang.html

>>17121017
Sounds like yours didn't fit properly. I don't even notice the rings I wear no matter what I'm doing

>>17121693
if you work with a British guy named Chris tell him i say hello and also he's a cuck faggot for falling in love with the boss' literal whore mistress at eConnect in Ha Long

>>17136110
You know that not every currency is meant to be 1 unit = value of 1 USD, right? If I get paid 25000 4chan CHINs a month, and normal rent is 5000 CHINs, that's just a normal exchange. Many currencies don't have cents.
get it?

>>17136791
You get 25000 chins a month? And I'm just sitting here with a double.

>>17135637
That sounds like a mountain of assumptions to make over some common thottery.

>>17137113
Yes, and autism is being unable to make the usual social assumptions

>>17134556
most household don't own an oven, let alone a pizza oven, and cheese is expensive in 'nam, and business knows only they can make pizza so they fleece all they can, so pretty expensive

>>17136114
thats just the nigger trying to ape the egg king