/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I like that one anon that traffic cones his ducks

>>17133667
Duck guy rocks, so informative.

>>17133658
that's fucked up i hope niggers will do the same to him one day

>>17133667
How's that going too far, that guy treats his ducks right and gives them a good death.

>>17133753
That anon revelead he made up the screencapped story based on something he saw before.

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SLAUGHTER ANIMALS IT MAKES ME FEEL SAD

>>17133658
The Chinese do this all the time they think fear and pain makes their penis bigger.

>>17133794
Shut up chang

There's this one girl on here that posts her food and I save every single one of her pictures. I know her by the burn scar a little above her thumb and her typing style which I occasionally see in other threads and respond to. I don't want her to know though because she'll get creeped out and stop. I just want her to be happy.

>>17133971
Yeahhh im in this thread.

>kitchenanon makes some anon's cherished coffee recipe and posts results
>anon goes on a week long spergeout over the fact that everyone thinks his recipe is shit
>anon promises to fix recipe and return

anon has been missing now for 2 months and is assumed to have either quit /ck/ or IRL

>>17133658
When Dino tendies made a sea turetle omelette

>>17133993
I hope he’s doing well

>>17133993
Everything he did was too far. >>17133996
He's gotta be doing better than when he still posted here. Even if better means he was an hero

>>17133658
Someone post the French goblin guy with dishes in shower and all this.

>>17133667

>>17133667
>>17134011
Screencap or thread # please?

>>17133971
I also do this anon, I just want to sniff her panties

>>17134011
i dunno why but top fucking kek, i'm dying here

>>17134016
I wouldn't want to do that. I mean, I would love to get close with her to the point that it could happen, but I'm so afraid of scaring her. If we saw your post together, I'd probably say something like "He may be interested in sniffing your panties, but I just want to sniff your ingredients." Just so she'd be able to relax and know that I'm interested in her culinary abilities.

>>17134034
she would find you more attractive if you stutter heavily while you shuffle around looking at your feet

Anyone else remember that guy who found a mouse in his rice cooker and cooked it to death?

>>17134034
Man up and take a deep whiff of them draws, son

>>17133986
post more screenies

>>17133986
Holy shit I remember seeing that stupid fucking recipe posted and I remember posting about how fucking stupid it was. I hope he did kill himself. That guy sucked.

>>17134022
fatass tranny banger

>>17133667
That's actually a professional strategy

>>17133971
Jesus Christ you must be lonely and desperate.

>>17133986
That was two months ago? Jesus. I thought it was like last week.

>>17133993
>>17133996
>>17134005
He has a couple social media accounts. He seems to be doing pretty well for himself. He was in and out of the hospital for a little while but he seems to be okay now. Fucks around with other brand accounts and generally just spends time with his possums. He made it

>>17134064
not as much as tripfags suck tho

>>17133667
The duckanon is pretty much living the ideal human existence.

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>>17133658
A tribute to the Patron Saint of /ck/ Nikocado

>>17133667
That's been a standard method for slaughtering fowl for fucking ever

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>>17134011
Can someone give me a qrd
Why does he use the cones

>>17133658
The guy who feeds his chickens cake and other pastries is pretty comfy

>>17134161
It's how you humanely slaughter chickens/ducks/turkeys/etc. When you put them into the cone upside down they get really docile, and you can slit their throats for an instakill really easily. Plus they're perfectly positioned to drain of blood once you cut them. Here's a random youtube video showing it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMR5SXKaKsU

>>17134161
if you dont use a cone a headless bird flops all over the place and gets blood everywhere

>>17134171
>>17134194
genuinely very interesting, thanks lads

>>17133971
wtf makes you think I'm a girl?

>>17134011
I just find it funny because he had to steal a traffic cone

>>17134060
>>/ck/thread/S16781991
here's the thread

there's at least 3 or 4 other relevant threads but i don't know how bad i wanna try and find them

>>17134150
theories on what the final touch was gonna be?

>>17134005
He owned a spare house to trash for shitpost videos. I'm guessing he was and is doing more than fine.

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>>17134284
Post hands

>>17134171
>for an instakill
That nigga was struggling after getting his neck sliced wasn't he? Or do birds just flail like that after they die
I looked it up and some sources say it's a slow death

>>17134378
>Or do birds just flail like that after they die
I decapitated a chicken once and it wasn't until I cut all the way through that it started flailing, I think severing the spinal cord a makes all the muscles spasm at once

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>>17134146
What is it about /ck/ that leads to the most kino screen caps like these?

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>>17134378
You ever heard the phrase "Running around like a chicken with its head cut off"? Pretty well known thing in the states at least. https://sciencenordic.com/animals-biology-denmark/why-do-headless-chickens-run/1396886

>>17134318
the final touch was chocolate coming out. I remember that thread lol

Here's one from /k/

>>17134463
yeah wrong board fag
the only based thing from /k/ was the brownie event

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>>17134473
Eh, similar enough to OPs image. How about a classic then.

I once saw a post here which I won't repeat, but the gist was "f-word n-word, f-word antisemetic slur, and f-word jannies." Needless to say, I was quite alarmed to encounter somebody willing to employ such hateful language.

>>17133986
wow wow woooow I can understand the spices point but chicory coffee is a legitimate good drink, it's even sold pre mixed

>>17134463
>45 minutes per animal

No wonder his dad won't let him use the guns.

I work on a farm and have probably euthanized over 1000 animals, it takes minutes to load the bolt gun at most. If I don't use the gun, they're dead about 5 seconds after i grab them.

>>17134518
Wow, you're such a big guy.

>>17134485
fucking ebin-style screencaps are a scourge against layout & design and all around cancerous in general

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>>17134529
Not really.
I'm just saying that dude is inept at his job.

Killing an animal should be a quick thing, not 45 minutes of beating it with the back of an axe thinking it's less painful than just cutting it's head off or slitting it's throat.

>>17134544
Interesting points. I'd love to have a conversation with you sometime, being something of a masochist.

>>17134481
F
good night sweet princess

>>17134473
that was so stupid. a few globs of condensed milk on some brownies and everyone starts screeching like downies

>>17134518
Did you miss the part where he isn't allowed to use the bolt gun and had to improvise?

>>17134604
It shouldn't take 45 minutes to kill an animal with an axe. Even a rusty dull one.

>>/ck/thread/S6980812#p6982974

>>17134677
what is even the point of any of that? you went too far when you made/saved that incomprehensible drivel

>>17134829
it's not sequential, it's just random stupid /ck/ posts. it's funny if you don't have a stick up your ass.

>>17134908
screenshots should be concise and get the point across to the viewer in a hurry with no additional explanation
random stupid posts are better cuntpasted into a text file to be exploited as copypasta for future use when appropriate but stitching them all together into a schizoid collage is unfunny

>>17134677
>these are the people critiquing your chili

>>17134925
It has been posted many times over the past few years and you're the first to get confused. Let me guess. You got the vax, right?

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>>17134653
I think anon was trying to say it's 45 minutes to remove the head.
I know you can cut through a cows neck in one or two strokes with a sharp knife(former halal abbatoir worker) but getting through the spine with only an axe? I believe that would take a long time

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>>17134925
anon why are you such a faggot? just about everyone is capable of realizing it's a bunch of different scenarios of anons being retards.

>>17133986
What kind of idiot thinks chicory doesn't go in coffee?

And also why would you not blend this to fix the non emulsifying coconut? You can at least disperse it. But why would you use coconut cream instead of dairy ij the first place though...

>>17133658
this was posted in a /lit/ thread
this whole website should be thrown off a cliff

>>17133986
kitchenanon/slayeranon went on to post a simple and straightforward recipe for coldbrew and also later (facetiously?) apologized for making the thread that caused so much butthurt

>>17135130
>/lit/
Link?

>>17135381
If you're too stupid to find a board on 4chan when given its name then you shouldn't bother.

>>17135396
Bro I have never been to /lit/ before how the fuck am I supposed to find it

>>17135398
You need to leave and never come back. You're legitimately too stupid for 4chan. That's saying something.

>>17135381
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>>17135410
>mfw you got trolled

>>17135421
>being a picky eater
I'd eat bats right now for free.

>>17133971
FBI, this man right here

>>17134318
Behold