/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17115760
Bottle of benadryl so the shadow people can drag me to hell

>>17115760
lentils with spaetzle like mama always makes :,)

>>17115760
How can you eat when you know you are about to die?

>>17115760
>How can you eat when you know you are about to die?
Different situation to now?

>>17115760
you do realize that the other weekly version of this thread is still active, right?
>>17060542

>>17115760
a big huff of exhaust gaz

Nothing, because the only state that even bothers serving executions anymore is Texas and Texas doesn't do last meal requests anymore either after Lawrence Russell Brewer trolled the system so hard they abolished it.

>two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with the ‘fixings’ on the side, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecue with a half a loaf of white bread, three fajitas, a meat lovers pizza, three root-beers, one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.

He proceeded to not eat any of it.

>>17115939
now you dont know exactly when you will die, when your last meal is served you know its imminent.

>>17115945
Wow he ruined it for everybody what the fuck

>>17115765
based

hemlock tea

>>17116219
He did but convicted murderers don't really deserve any special treatment.

>>17115945
Sounds more like he ordered the guards lunch on the house.

>>17115760
Buffalo wings
The broken rice Vietnamese thing with pork and their egg meat loaf
Root beer
Brownies for dessert with a tall glass of milk.

>>17115760
I know he was a bad guy but did they really have to serve everything on the same tray like that???

>>17115765
First post best post

Sausages and milkybars.

Pepperoni stuffed crust pizza.
Dozen fire hot buffalo wings (no drumsticks, fuck drumsticks) with blue cheese and ranch dressing
Celery and carrot sticks
A bag of hot cheeto fries
Barqs root beer
Glass bottle of regular coke
A bowl of vanilla ice cream and a piece of tres leches cake. Would I finish all of it? Questionable. But I would sure as fuck try

>>17115760
>Do something to warrant the death sentence
>Rewarded with a high-class meal while potentially families are still suffering with loss and pain
>Get a get out of life free card instead of wasting away in prison for the rest of your life
Why are Americans like this?

>>17115760
>request something impossible like Loch Ness monster
>live out the rest of your life in prison without fear of execution

>>17115945
>>17116219
>>17116380
>>17116389
he was an avowed white supremacist who effectively did it as a last minute "fuck you" to all the black people on death row in texas

>>17116599
Meanwhile yuropoors give their murderers PS2s.

>>17116607
>here you go anon
>enjoy your last meal being a plastic toy

>>17116623
We should force them to use virtual boys

>>17116630
No because yuropoor courts side with their murderers when the murderer sues for human rights violations because their game library is too small.

>>17115760
boring, but pizza

>>17115760
Anthro Shark pussy

>>17116629
>force it down my throat
>start choking
>get rushed to the hospital
all part of the plan

>>17116629
>ask for a steak
>they bring you a plastic steak toy
Such is life

>>17115945
Kinda weird that they would just get rid of last meal requests entirely instead of being like, "You can only spend up to $10 dollars" or just saying "No we won't get you all of that you only get to pick one"

>>17116689
Because it's easier to just get rid of them entirely rather than create a bunch of hoops for criminals to jump through in order to get restaurant food instead of the usual nutriloaf or commissary food. Not to mention that murderers being given a boon on their death bed is a questionable decision.

>>17115760
Goat cheese with pepper jelly
Crackers
Braised short ribs
Mashed potatoes with gravy
dark chocolate
Red wine (suck warden’s cock the week before this trick works to get alcohol)
A bowl of pine nuts
A bowl of pistachios (unshelled)
A glass of milk
English toffee
Croissant with irish butter
10 shots of limoncello (toss warden’s salad he WILL be okay with the booze)
MDMA
a pack of camels
A tin of snus
A roll of firecrackers
pusy pot pie

i havent gave this enough thought
if i had to choose rightnow
maybe a steak with mushrooms
and some eggs
with chicken tenders
and bannana nut bread
and a piece of carrot cake
and some authentic Mexican crunchy tacos

Two options.

>the eggs my late Uncle made for me when I was a kid visiting his house in Michigan
>the apple I ate overlooking a lake in Wisconsin
>the shephard's (cottage) pie my mother used to make when we had little money but wanted to have a nice dinner for once

>>17116712
Holy fuck I cant count past 10pm

>>17116661
Kek.

>>17115765
King shit

>>17115760
one of those super expensive japanese wagyu steaks and a couple bottles of brio

>>17115765
Actually might be the best answer I've ever seen. Joining the 700 Club during your own execution sounds like something that would push you into CHIM.

>>17115948
Their in death row for decades. I'm sure at a certain point, death would be better.

>>17115760
10 big macs with extra sauce in them.
30 chicken nuggets with 15 sweet and sour sauce packets.
1 large fries with mayo and ketchup.
1 vanilla milkshake.
0.5g of fentanyl.

>>17117351
forgot 3 marlboro cigs.

6 mcribs
and a whole apple pie

>>17115760
Sup boss can I get one doner kebab lettuce tomato extra onion with garlic sauce? Simple as. Preferably from Auburn Kebab House or Brother's Kebabs and Burgers Leichhardt

>>17117270
why does this have the filename "tacos"

>>17117573
Don't ever put lettuce in your kebab/burger. It just ruins it

>>17115760
A platter of my step dads charcoal grilled ribeyes, pork chops, and chicken. The man was a savant when it came to BBQ grill. And I would want this accompanied by two servings of my moms homemade potato salad, grilled marinated zucchini, and her homemade onion rings. For dessert, my mothers homemade strawberry shortcake made with in season strawberries.

>>17118121
...because it is a picture of tacos? I don't get what you mean, anon

>>17118121
TACOS EVERYWHERE

cock

Borscht

>>17115760
A bathtub full of medium rare fried liver with sauteed onion, garlic apple, drowned in cooked pig blood with honey, cracklings and kasha.
A nice loaf of rustic bread.
A chocolate ganache cake with crushed nuts all over with a picture of the governor's kidnapped daughter in a sealed basements and her wardrobe measurments and her last message to daddy.
Baklava

Unless they find the daughter they're going to release me and if they do then I'm pretty sure the liver and blood would have made me impervious to all legal methods of execution.

>>17117270
The jew fears the indoor spider farmer

>>17115760
stack of pancakes with black coffee.
bowl of spaghetti aglio olio
Bowl of strawberries
2 big bottles of blue isotone drink
Big bump of MDMA

I'm ready my lord.

>>17115760
Chicken parmigiana with sweet potato fries with a side of honey mustard and a chocolate shake.

The things I hate the most, so I will look forward to finally meet death.

>>17116620
Absolutely based.

>>17115760
Every immates dessert for that day

>>17115760
I try the bugs
Anon asks me if they were good
I die before replying

>>17118159
>what do you want?
>all this shit but my parents gotta make it

Cuppa
Large newhaven style cheese pizza
Dozen boston cream donuts
Lamb gyro extra tzatziki
Cup of lobster bisque
Platter of salmon nigiri, side of soy and wasabi

>>17118311
those are spiders not tacos

-Mango Habenero Wings
-Macaroni & Cheese
-Garlic Knots
-Chicken Katsu
-Voodoo Ranger IPA
-Dr. Pepper
-Blackberry Pie with vanilla ice cream

Just a piping hot 'go 'za.

3 drippy eggs, steak, hash, with rye toast
64 oz coffee
Cigarette

>>17116620
not gonna lie, sounds pretty based to me

>>17115945
>one guy wastes $100 of food from the millions of dollars of prison funds
>cancel last meals for everybody

>>17115760
To be honest the traditional option isn't a bad one lol

>>17115765
Legendary cunt

>>17115765
>>17118121

>>17115760

>>17116638
I think it's time we start sawing off the heads of lawyers

>>17116607
>"Your meal request was deemed unreasonable and/or impossible to fulfill. You may submit a new request or be served from the daily cafeteria menu."

what now smart guy

Fried Shrimp
Fried Catfish
Hushpuppies
Gumbo
Butter Crackers
Fried Okra
Dill Pickles
Pickled Jalapenos
Texas Toast
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 pitcher each Unsweet Tea, Milk, and Dublin Dr. Pepper

>>17116692
>Not to mention that murderers being given a boon on their death bed is a questionable decision.
The idea of a last meal is for the executioners, not the person being put down. People that aren't criminals don't like killing people, so there's always something like one of the guys in a firing squad getting a fake bullet that they can say they maybe had to alleviate guilt. Giving the prisoner a final meal is the same idea for executions that will be done via needle or something.

>>17115760

>>17115945
reminds me of how i haven't been to a good buffet in years. damn.

>>17117573
no tabbouleh? i always order extra tabbouleh and they think im saying tahini, baka

Yankee Pot Roast (carrots, potatoes, onions)
Loaded Iceberg Wedge Salad (tomato, bacon)
w/ Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing
extra bottle of Ranch on the side
loaf of fresh French Bread
pitcher of Ice water
gallon of Whole Milk
as many Reese's Peanut Butter Cups as the budget will allow for

Eat while watching Family Guy (any season)

>>17115931
this
i would have absolutely no appetite at all for at least 48 hours before death.

>>17122041
that's why they usually serve it a few days ahead of time, and the overwhelming majority of requests are just small things the person hasn't had access to in a long time
the #1 requested item in the USA for example is a simple burger and fries
none of the huge feasts you see here
a lot of people turn it down entirely too, or maybe just request a specific drink or candy item that their prison commissary never had

>>17115760
1 sheep pastrami steak
10 spicy chicken wings
Dried sheep sausages
Huntsmans platter ( cubed steaks of bear, boar , deer , goat and sheep meet)
Polenta
Mustard and garlic sauce with sourcream
A whole chocolate cake or multiple chocolate desserts
Mineral water and orange Fanta

-chicken tikka masala
-a slice of pepperoni pizza
-double double animal style burger from in n out
-a water bottle and a cup of black coffee
-slice of chocolate hazelnut cake

>>17120942
based

Dozen raw oysters
O-toro sashimi
Tonkotsu Ramen
BBQ duck on rice

>>17122541
sounds good, what are you drinking with it?

>>17115760
thai peanut noodles, vietnamese duck lotus salad (goi vit), spring rolls, bo kho banh mi or ca ri ga, steak, cocktail shrimp, bbq pulled pork sandwich, fried chicken, cookies and cream ice cream, peach pie, rhubarb crisp, and a full bottle of chivas with some tamarind or mandarin jarritos, 1.75g fine peruvian cocaine w/ at least 24 mg hydromorphone delivered intravenously and 2 packs of Kamel red lights

>>17115760
Half a roasted duck, sauerkraut, potato dumplings, six Pilsner Urquell beers, my smoking pipe and a tin of Nigtcap. Would love to smoke a pipe, drink beer and watch The last scout boy after the meal if possible.

>>17116439
hell yeah com suon op la is fucking 11/10. every time i land in saigon it is the first thing i eat. i miss it so much bros

>>17115760
I watched a documentary about a prison chef who cooked lots of last meals, when prisoners would order things that couldn't be found locally at restaurants
Sometimes they asked for the prison chef by request even because he was that well known

Usually though they just pick a person who works in the kitchen and say
>Hey you, you're making this guy's last meal
Armed with that knowledge, my last meal request would be "surprise me"
no pressure

>>17122577
>and watch The last scout boy after the meal if possible
out of all of your requests, they'd probably turn down the alcohol and smokes but you'd be allowed to watch the movie

you just never hear about movie requests in most last meal stories because people simply don't think to ask for it

>>17121876
pork floss, seaweed, mushroom, parmesan, and balsamic with herbs?
...interesting.

>>17115760
eg on rice, maybe with a little sauteed onion if I'm feeling adventurous

>>17115760
Some ice cream coated with my wife's bull's semen.

>>17122594
they still do executions by firing squad? what do you know.

>>17122594
Well, good news then even tho I like to smoke and watch. I can live without the alcohol so I am willing to skip the beers.

>>17122610
at the time in Utah, apparently
I've heard that some states allow/allowed people to choose firing squad, but I don't know if that is still the case

>>17122612
I bet alcohol would be a mistake anyway. The buzz would just remind you how much you don't want to die.
In fact the entire last meal could be torturous in that sense

Is it weird that I'd eat a braised me roast? Like... I'm gonna die anyway, right? And I'd probably be tough as fuck, so why not amputate my left ass cheek and upper leg, braise it and eat it?

>>17115760
A list of 7 female celebrities taking turns shitting and pissing in my mouth. Worth dying for if it actually could be arranged

>>17122041
You've had plenty of time to make your peace with it

>>17122637
it's a little weird

that plus a bottle of whiskey sounds good

>>17115945
I've never been bothered by that, it's a creepy and almost occult practice that just adds more confusion to the message of the execution. You're wrong though, lots of other states still carry out executions and most (all?) of them still have last meals.

>>17115948
That is not true in America, you know the exact day and time of your execution months in advance. It wouldn't work otherwise since your lawyers are expected to throw a last minute shitfit in the courts.

You're thinking of Japan and a few other no rights countries. Their system is arguably more compassionate but it wouldn't work with the rights the US court system gives you.

The reddit servers drizzled with some plebfilters

>>17120907
They are very well prepared for this and make you wear a diaper, with the electric chair they also stick a plug up your ass since the shit is guaranteed from the amount of system shock you get. Unless you're the first execution in 60 years in some liberal state where you murdered a Jew or something and they made an exception for you, the guards will have dealt with all of this shit before.

Back in the 80s my dad witnessed an electrocution in Florida and the convict fought like hell against the guards escorting him in but didn't get anywhere since they were huge guys who did this for a living. Afterwards the death row staff had a talk with the inmates and said that they better not do that shit again because it still won't do any good and they would have to start using way more restraints and make it a less dignified process for them. There's a lot of mutual respect on death row due to them having a 'shared narrative', interesting place.

>>17122920
>make you wear a diaper, with the electric chair they also stick a plug up your ass
I'd rather dig my own grave and get shot in the back of the head for 20 cents

I'd have them go to the nearest tex-mex place and get me a big fajita plate, whatever the taco combo is, whatever the enchilada combo is, whatever the burrito combo is, and some chips and salsa and queso
a lot of lemonade to drink

>>17122933
Yep, I think if more people knew about that then they wouldn't have kept it for so long. I think lethal injection is pretty weird and creepy too, but it's basically just an overdramatized euthanasia.

I think that firing squad is the best option to satisfy all interests. It is very dignified and doesn't look like something out of dystopian sci-fi, but it also is violent enough to provide deterrence and provide satisfaction to the victim's family.

>>17120907
based and poopypilled

>>17115760
Couldn't care less. Some water . See you in hell

Fried egg sandwich prepared by the king himself.

>>17122610
Utah does or did, but even then he had to really push to get it. I don't see why it isn't the norm. It's a whole lot cheaper and quicker than lethal injection.

>>17115760
olive garden's never ending pasta bowl.

>>17122969
This. They usually get a long list of volunteers to carry it out, too. For Gary Gilmore (high profile execution that was the first firing squad there for a long time) they didn't even bother with the blank, everyone shooting was 100% into it.

>>17120907
Based

>>17116620
lol based

>>17116620
Based redemption arc

>>17115760
loaf of fresh bread with two sticks of butter on the side
stuffed mushrooms
cans and cans of sardines
cans and cans of macks
cans and cans of smoked oysters
cans and cans of smoked mussels
2 cans of anchovies
2 cans of pink salmon
boxes and boxes of saltines

>>17115945
Damn, who knew people on death row were assholes.

Who cooks it?
The guys that typically work in the prison kitchen?
A traveling last meal chef?
Do people die on death row frequently enough to require a steady chef?

I like symmetry so it will be the same as my first meal: tittymilk

>>17125142
>The guys that typically work in the prison kitchen?
yep

>>17122881
It can be seen as mercy, but I think I agree with you.
>We're going to tie you to a chair and fry your brains
>Now get ready for ur steak 'n eggs

I'm very simple. Chicken fried steak, hash browns, and maybe some poached eggs because I rarely have them that way.
Wash it down with some black coffee and milk.

>>17120964
I thought it was to punish them by reminding them what they're about to lose forever.

>>17125283
Wouldn't that be hiring a hooker for them?
Or at least letting them have a last session with the prison twink?

2 dozen jalapeño poppers from Arby’s so they can clean up my spicy diarrhea when I shit myself during execution

>>17125463
they put you in a diaper first
enjoy your shitty diaper death

>>17115765
HEY FUCK YOU FOR STEALING MY JOKE YOU ASSHOLE I CAME IN HERE TO REPOST IT
https://archived.moe/ck/thread/16613903/#16615274

>>17125493
how do you know you didn't make that post after the DPH kicked in?

>>17125495
>I got filtered by DPH
And here I thought I was the next Hamilton Morris psychonaut

>>17115760
>>17115945
The entire concept of a "last meal" constitutes a cruel and unusual punishment in and of itself. It's perverse and arguably torture on a basic level, not just for the condemned but for society itself. Good for him.

>>17115765
>Bottle of benadryl
diphenhydramine is not that potent a psychoactive. You may hallucinate if you take A LOT if you're drug naive but that's most likely after passing out. Up until that point, it's a rather unpleasant trip as it tends to make people restless. I think you might mean the dissociative anaesthetic dextromethorphan which is found in Robitussin. If your pre-trip set & setting consists of preparing to die, you most likely WILL encounter not just demons, but flames lapping at your skin as you experience a literal waking nightmare.

>>17125476
I will, it will be nice and warm

>>17115760
it peeves me to no end how the fork and knife is placed so you would get grease on your hands handling them

>>17125554
he means benedryl. the 700 club from another comment is a reference to taking 700 mg of benedryl. it'll make you completely lose contact with reality, like near-death fever delirium.

>>17125554
DPH is a potent deliriant after 700mg. DXM is a dissociative with 4 plateaus of effects. They are not comparable.
Nobody who takes that much DPH is doing it out of naiveté, you need to know exactly what you're in for to force feed yourself the amount needed. And no shit it's unpleasant, it's a 13 hour long Silent Hill simulator where your brain cannot realize the hallucinations aren't real.

>>17116629
Plastic is made of petroleum and petroleum is made out of dinossaurs, loch ness monster is a dinossaur. So youre kinda eating loch ness meat

>>17125645
>And no shit it's unpleasant, it's a 13 hour long Silent Hill simulator where your brain cannot realize the hallucinations aren't real.
Thank you for agreeing with me.

>>17125649
You were talking about low doses in your post, moron. There's no way my post was agreeing to a statement as dumb as
>diphenhydramine is not that potent a psychoactive.
The shit is just one step down from datura, and only because the trip isn't three fucking days long. There aren't any other drugs out there who's trips come even close to the intensity of a 700mg+ DPH trip.

Break my sobriety with a 30 brick of piss beer like the good ol days and glady stumble to the gallows

>>17117270
>>17125495
>>17125501
>>17125554
>>17125619
>>17125645
>Not having sex with the shadow people on benadryl
You all are fucking casuals and should just stick with shrooms.
https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Experience:Datura_%26_DPH_-_Results_of_Experiment_by_Isopropanol

>>17125554
I disagree. Allowing the condemned the human dignity of a last meal + final words is important for reasons that i'm too drunk to articulate right now. What I don't like is presidents/governors granting clemency as that's executive overriding judicial

>>17125659
Yes, you fucking pseud. That's the point. Taking that much of a lot of things will cause delirium and a sense of impending doom. Lots of things are "potent deliriants" in excess. You write that like you're describing it's particular usefulness at recreational doses. DXM has a psychoactive effect from just beyond the therapeutic dose and while you mention 4 plats, the sky really is the limit.

>>17125659
>The shit is just one step down from datura
Lots of things are "just one step down from datura". Go to the beach and step on the wrong jellyfish. Start sampling the detergent aisle at Wal-Mart.

>>17115760
Teen pussy

>>17115760
Seems like a waste of perfectly good food.
If I'm about to get offed, what the hell do I need sustenance for?
I can't recall who the guy was off hand, but the guy that requested that his last meal be given to a homeless person had the right idea. (no doubt they weren't a good person if they were being executed for their crimes, but that always stuck with me.)

>>17125669
>DPH is not potent
>it's only potent if you take too much
That's all drugs you utter moron. Your entire point boils down to "I'm ignorant about the effects of DPH so I refuse to acknowledge it".

There is no excuse you can come up with to cover up the extreme ignorance of making a post like
>you mentioned benadryl and shadow people in your post, you must have meant robitussin instead

>>17125838
>That's all drugs you utter moron.
lol literally "no u". What will it take to get through your noggin that THAT WAS THE POINT I WAS MAKING? Are you on DPH now, Junior Apothecary? What's wrong, not prepared for having your pseud ackshullies about drugs challenged? The topic was hallucinating at your death, I suggested a (relatively) better hallucinogen. Sorry if this triggered whatever DXM vs. DPH flameware you've had (and probably got btfo there too).

>>17125862
>lol literally "no u"
Not even close. How braindead are you from DXM abuse?
>my point is DPH is a drug so it's not intense lol

>having your pseud ackshullies about drugs challenged?
This is a "no u", because that's what I've been doing to you and your retarded uneducated hot takes on shit you know nothing about.

>>17125645
this pic couldn't be more relevant for the state of this thread

>The topic was hallucinating at your death, I suggested a (relatively) better hallucinogen.
>literally admitting to starting this "flame war" with "ummm ACKSHUALLY you should use this completely unrelated drug that isn't even in the same classification becasue it's just..better, okay? you fucking fanboy reeeeeee" when no on fucking asked

>>17125862
>The topic was hallucinating at your death
The topic was "taking a deliriant so the shadow people drag you to hell", not
>"what's the coolest psychoactive guys I think it's DXM because I'm 15 years old and it's my favorite tee hee"

>>17125882
>more "no u"
Whatever you say, fuckface. Why don't you go take obscene overdoses of all sorts of drugs and find out how many notable "potent deliriants" you can discover. Start with acetaminophen and work your way up the alphabet. You'll be so cool and surely win the war against DXM in your min- i mean, on 4chan.

>>17120919
>yell "BLACK LIVES MATTER" at a news camera
>the failure to provide me my simple request of a pterodactyl egg omelette is now a left/right partisan issue that ultimately results in a pardon for my crimes by President Biden
based

>>17115945
There are a lot of reasons to not have last meal requests but because a death row inmate refused to eat his is not one of them

>>17116620
*bows head in prayer*
Based

>>17120597
The warden spent all day slow-cooking that barbecue for him

>>17122920
>There's a lot of mutual respect on death row due to them having a 'shared narrative', interesting place.

>one guy ends up dead, the other guy is just having another day at the office.
>mutual respect

This is your mind on full american freedom.

>>17115760
Rapists eat better than me lmao

>>17115760
A good dollar store sandwhich and horrible 50 ct Coffee bought at the same dollar store.

Shit tastes awful yet I can't go without em

>>17126581
you really are obsessed

>>17124828
The thing is a lot of mainstread plebs can't wrap their mind around things like this, they can never fathom a person not being bound by norms.

>>17125795
That reasoning would apply to every meal you ever ate from the moment your were sentenced to death though, and arguably every meal you've had period.

>>17115760
A poorly prepared pufferfish.

>>17115945
hope one of the officers finished it

>>17115760
The Chinese buffet. Then I wait 30 minutes and get hungry again and keep eating in an endless cycle, never making it to the electric chair.

>>17115765
The only medicine requested should be ExLax followed by a pound of unpopped popcorn kernels and a bottle of vegetable oil. Hit that electric chair with a shit eating grin and have your last words recorded as "Fuck Jannies".

>mad dog pizza from Mods
>carne guisada tacos with cheese and a side of brown people rice
>fruit salad (pineapple, strawberry, mango, and blueberries)
>watch reruns of ATHF while i eat

>>17115945
>serving executions anymore is Texas
Mississippi just executed a guy a couple of weeks ago retard

>>17127303
so clever and funny >>17120907

>>17125666
Thanks Satan, now I want to fuck a shadow person.

>>17125862
>I suggested a (relatively) better hallucinogen.
oh is that what you did? let's have a look at the post in question then >>17125554
>I think you might mean the dissociative anaesthetic dextromethorphan which is found in Robitussin
oh no no no no no, guess that's not what happened huh? you tried "correcting" someone and have been backpedaling from your uninformed fuck-up in a panic. oh dear.

>>17125898
>surely win the war against DXM in your min-
staggering lack of self-awareness when no one mentioned DXM until you came along to shill it like you're on Robitussin's payroll. but then again you've made it clear that you think projecting your own faults before you can get called out on them gives you a free get-out-of-jail claim to being victim to "no u"ing, which everyone totally can't see right through.

>>17128877
You're having a meltdown, anon. Well past 700mg I see.

>>17129123
you should see the other guy

>>17129132
He seems pretty laid-back and reasonable. Must be having a nice trip and not seeing doomy spiders while ranting over the drug wars in his demented mind.

>>17128877
the only person who tried correcting anyone was (You) >>17125645

>>17115760
Joe Biden's beating heart.

>>17129148
>He seems pretty laid-back and reasonable
>>17125898
>>17125862
>laid-back and reasonable
jej

Why have you started referring to yourself in the third person btw?

>>17129220
>the only person who tried correcting anyone was
>I think you might mean the dissociative anaesthetic dextromethorphan which is found in Robitussin
Just drop it bro. Your grave's deep enough.

>>17129249
>You
embarrassed

yourself
With drug sperging

>>17129249
>And now
>you are
desperately

Trying to save yourself

Also, suggestions aren't "corrections", but your overly-defensiveness and argumentativeness checks out. I hear gasoline has potent sedative and anti-anxiety properties above 4oz. You should try it.

Large cup of hot, fresh black coffee from any diner. Pack of cigarettes and a lighter. If they insist on food I will ask for freshly baked bread and butter. I will also ask for a DVD of “it’s a wonderful life” for my meal.

>>17129314
>If they insist on food
Why would they do that? Of course they wouldn't. One guy once famously requested a single olive, and was served it.

>>17116599
You’re right. Best we emulate China and just execute them right away, bullet to the back of the head. Or are they using gas vans now?

>>17125666
You understand everything on those sites is just a larp right

>>17129386
Oh, now you've done it. The DPH retard will be humping your leg itt for 24 hours.

>>17129344
By “insist on food” I meant if they denied me a pack of cigs and a lighter

>>17129419
oh, yeah they would, booze and smokes aren't allowed anymore
but for the sake of these threads, I think it's fine for people to include them

>>17129266
>suggestions aren't "corrections"
But, you see
>I think you might mean the dissociative anaesthetic dextromethorphan which is found in Robitussin
is not a "suggestion". It's an "ackshually". You thought you knew better than everyone and fell flat on your face. Going on an autistic tirade over DPH failed to sweep that under the rug. Sorry.

>>17129469
>is not a "suggestion".
It literally is, you drug-addled retard. Anon is suggesting something else.

>>17115765

>>17125166
>>17125142
this is why most requests the inmate knows to specify an actual restaurant, or at least say "get it from a local restaurant"

if you just say
>bacon cheeseburger
then they're just going to make you one in the prison kitchen. But if you say
>from Burger King
then you know you'll at least get what you asked for

>>17115760
I eat something very similar to that for breakfast every day, so if the reaper calls I'll be ready to roll.

A panchos grande party pack

30 Tacos, 30 Flautas 30 Tamales or Enchiladas 1 pint Salsa, 2 pints Chile con Queso 3 dozen Sopaipillas, 2 pounds Tortilla Chips

>>17116620
good and based. fuck niggers.

>>17129760
>no queso blanco
You disgust me

>>17129760
based

I would just ask for a big steak, a big loaded baked potato, and a big basic salad with ranch dressing
The important thing is that I want really big portions
I'd ask to just watch TV freely like let me switch channels or whatever

>>17129969
Stuff yourself until you literally rip, instead of seeking a doctor, you just go take the final sit?

>>17129228
Congratulations, you're taken off of death row and instead transported into a secret maximum security where you are tortured for the rest of your natural life.

>>17129995
no, I just want to err on the side of caution
steak, potatoes, and salad isn't going to break the budget
it's no big loss if I don't eat it all

I guess I would also want some strawberry ice cream

>He requested a last meal of two dozen steamed mussels, two dozen steamed clams, a double cheeseburger from Burger King, a half-dozen barbecued spare ribs, two strawberry milkshakes, one-half of a pumpkin pie with whipped cream, diced strawberries, and SpaghettiOs - but he did not receive it
>Instead, he was given spaghetti that was supposedly too warm.
>In his final remarks, he reportedly showed distaste in the prison's kitchen staff for failing to fulfill his request.
>“I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this," he said.
SpaghettiOs, as justice for this guy

>>17129502
By all means, please elaborate how
>benadryl? dude dph is ackshually weak af lol, are you sure you did not mean robitussin?
is an alternate "suggestion" and not an uneducated attempt at a "correction". You ESL fuck.

for me just a big giant bowl of chilie beans and cold glass of milk.

>>17130215
just the beans?

>>17116599
as an american that hates america and its fucktarded justice system, I've thought about it enough to say with certainty that it all has to do with money/capitalism. Everyone knows pedos should get the bullet, yet if you look into it even the most heinous of sex crimes regarding children barely ever serve more than a year. Meanwhile if you sell pot (especially if youre not white) you get decades. Or you commit tax fraud (without enough money to pay off officials) its decades. Truly disgusting because I feel the death penalty can be warranted in certain circumstances, but it feels like its a bone to throw to working class americans on one hand, and the tiny shitty virtue signaling of the last meal is like its foil, like "were still kind of humane!"
anyway if it tldr american prison systems have a system that allows for "not slave labor" but they pay inmates pennies/fractions of pennies for it and all I can say there is take that as you will. I wish all of america would get nuked into a desertous waste
pic related

>>17130323
you didnt look into shit you mega nigger. quit with the hystericals. “child fuckers barely serve more than a year”
get the fuck out of here.

>>17130186
>By all means, please elaborate
No.

>>17115760
Whats the point? If I got the electric chair I ould starve myself so I would become weak and die faster

>>17129314
You going to eat the box with that DVD anon, or just the DVD itself?

minecraft cake with like uh 10 liters of fanta and sprite combined

>>17117573
for me it's canterbury kebabs

>>17125554
Whoever typed this is not liked at all in their family

>>17130419
you will be intubated and force fed like a goose. Have fun!

>>17115760

- Wedge of Jarlsberg cheese with crackers and a packet of prosciutto
- A dozen extra hot buffalo wings with blue cheese dip and celery
- Cheeseburger with BBQ sauce, extra bacon and jalapenos with a side of fries & aioli
- Eye fillet steak (pasture fed) cooked medium rare
- 3 cans of coca-cola & a large glass filled with ice
- Slice of chocolate cake with thickened cream
- Bottle of Lagavulin 16 and a whisky glass
- Packet of menthol cigarettes

And if I can pick something to watch while consuming all this, Master and Commander: The far side of the World, then Goodfellas.

>>17130323
nothing you said is true

>>17130419
the electric chair functionally kills you in zero seconds, it knocks your lights out much faster than your body can register sensation

>>17130920
literally won't happy. Plenty U.S. prisoners starve to death each year because they choose not to eat. Working almost ten years as a correctional officer, not once has any one got that done at the prison I worked at.

>>17115760
A single plum foating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.

A massive traditional English roast dinner.
A huge bucket of kfc fried chicken for dessert.

It's really sad though, imagine going through every bite knowing it's getting closer