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If there was a /ck/ restaurant what would it serve?

>> No.17120830

tendies & cum

>> No.17120836

>>17120830
and for drinks we only have water and whiskey

>> No.17120842

>>17120825
Cheese pizza

>> No.17120846

the waitress's ass. but watch out

>> No.17120848
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HOT POCKETS

>> No.17120850
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>>17120825
Sundae Ramen

>> No.17120858

>>17120848
it's depressing to me that the good one got one kek and the shitty pun got a billion underageb& reaction pics

>> No.17120867
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>>17120825
and unlimited dipping sauces

>> No.17120877

Eggs

>> No.17120883

>>17120825
various forms of sloppa

>> No.17120885
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>>17120825
it would need to be self serve so we don't have talk or make eye contact

>> No.17120886

>>17120825
Brats and onion rings

>> No.17120900
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uncooked ramen

>> No.17120905

>>17120825
hot rice with one raw egg

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>>17120886
How old would the brats be?

>> No.17120922

>>17120825
I dunno but there'd be constant arguments about cast iron

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>>17120825
You have to eat them

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The holy land awaits, brethren.

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Always goes down a treat.

>> No.17121000

>>17120986
Welcome to /ck/.
Just to let you know, when you made your reservation, it was for the entire day. It ensures you get to enjoy our full menu.
For breakfast we have an offering of twelve eggs. For lunch we have a delicious serving of a dozen eggs. Lastly, for our dinner course, we will start you off with 12 eggs and finish with a multivitamin.
Of course, all the eggs can be prepared in a manner of your choosing.

>> No.17121004

>>17120825
bugz

>> No.17121021

>>17120999
>not my problem

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>>17120999
For me, Its the M/ck/chicken.

checked.

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This might be a tad avant-garde.

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>> No.17121055

>>17121041
>anti gravity peas
nice

>> No.17121059

>>17120825
Sloppa wit da deenz

>> No.17121068

We'd eat what you order drink a gallon of oil and shit it out onto your plate

>> No.17121100

>>17121041
oi looks like the makin of an inverted smack barm pey wiggan kebab there

>> No.17121379

>>17120825
Microwaved plastic forks

>> No.17121391

deenz

>> No.17121399

>>17120858
But anon that one made fun niggers so it's based and redpilled
yeah the notpockets are funnier

>> No.17121425

>>17120913
Source.

>> No.17121444

Di/ck/s

>> No.17121528

>>17120825
sloppa

>> No.17121535

>>17120999
trippy

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sloppa
extra sloppy!