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17111906 No.17111906 [Reply] [Original]

cooking conspiracy.
I am starting to believe that McDonald somehow knows whos meals to get incorrect or to be made badly,my friend once told me this theory in while in a state of utter defeat after reviving yet another incorrect meal with half empty cold chips.
he said that for as long as he can remember he has recived "special treatment" when ordering at any McDonald stores.
Over the last 3 weeks we have tested his theory buy ordering the same meal from 5 different stores around town, AT EVERY STORE his burger was poorly constructed with cheese hanging out the side or missing completely aswell as the half serving of chips / cold chips.
in comparison to my meals which were all decently constructed and chips filled and warm.

any thoughts?

>> No.17111934

It's almost as if... Fast food sucks every time

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17111952

>chips
>chips
>chips
>chips

>> No.17111959
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17111959

Maybe everyone in your town just knows he's a gigantic cunt and they treat him accordingly.

>> No.17112129

>>17111906
Absolutely. There is a whole big conspiracy. They are out to get you. Don't leave your home. Build a bunker. Spend all your money on stockpiles. It's happening.

>> No.17112411

>>17111906
Be wary of red and white cars. Ever notice how many of them there are? They're watching you.

>> No.17112535

>>17111906
Nah 0% chance. Fast food workers have no loyalty and would be talking about this if it weeres real
I have never and would never talk to a fast food worker anyway though so I guess I can't say

>> No.17112546

>>17111934
>>17111959
>>17112129
>>17112411
>>17112535
>t. Ronald Mcdonalds

>> No.17112547

the real conspiracy is that this was written by a fat balding middle aged indian who gets paid 9$/h by a placeholder company to shill mcdonalds on 4chan and he is trying to get someone to say "but my order came out great everytime!"

>> No.17112549

>>17112547
This.

>> No.17112635
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>>17111906
Honestly can't relate. My order comes out perfectly every time.

>> No.17112659

If your food doesn't look like the commercials than the fast food workers are deliberately fucking up your orders and probably pissed in your sauce packet

>> No.17112664

My orders from McDonalds come out great every time!

>> No.17112706

>>17112411
>>17112635
>>17112664
I have found that my order is great every time I eat at my local mcdonalds restaurant, I personally prefer a large chicken mcnugget meal with a large coke! Yum..

>> No.17112740

>>17112547
heaps of embarrassing Indian prostitute posts were posted in an Indian shill thread a week or two ago and the shill went berserk and abandoned thread after bumping it for hours kek

>> No.17112783

>>17111906
yeah im sure a company focused purely on profit will spend the time designing custom software that tells its workers to give specific people bad products, sounds like a great business decision

>> No.17113055

>>17112547
they hiring?

>> No.17113072

>>17111906
Not only do they make my order perfectly every time, but every location around here has a 10/10 girl working there who knows me by name and gives me blowjobs every time I come in. I guess I have a higher McDonald's Credit Score than your friend.

>> No.17113074
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17113074

>tfw it was your turn to put on the blowjob wig
fucking hated working at macdonalds ngl

>> No.17113180

>>17113074
kek