/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>shit repeat thread

>>17093442
savory is an afjective and umami is a noun. using savouriness as a noun instead is retarded

>>17093449
Savoury*

Why do Brits add an extra "u" to words? Do they like making words longer for no reason?

Fuck Britain! Ha Ha!

>>17093449
What?
They are boaf adjectives

>>17093529
We do it in Canada too ya manlet nerd

>>17093545
Don't people in Canada spell their country Canadaur?

>>17093529
they were so buttmad about the separatist colonies they decided to change their words so they sounded less like us. A good example is the word "Aluminum". American's aren't even the source of the name, but the British were so buttblasted about things they just assumed it was and changed it to that snobby British sounding "Aluminium"

a tomato isn't savory the way a steak is, but tomato and steak both have umami flavor.
savory is a subjective descriptor for an objective phenomenon. just like sour is a descriptor for the presence of acid.

>>17093444
> U-UMAMI

>>17093659
I think they spell words longer because they hate themselves.

Fuck Britain! LOL

>>17093442
It doesn't. The word is "savory."

>>17093545
Canadians are dollar store Brits. Their land is even owned by the Queen of England.

>>17093727
>dollar
In Canada it's spelled Dollour

>>17093662
Tomatoes aren't savory or """umami""" at all, they're sweet and acidic.

>>17093703
>Imagine your failed marriage proposal was sponsored by a fucking potato chip company, filmed for the whole world to see

FUCK BRITAIN

shut up queer

>>17093529
mami is something completely different

>>17093755
don't sniff the fumes, retard. Or webm related happens (nerve gas)

>>17093757
hey..

>>17093761
>nanaaaaa nanana nana naa naa na katamarii damacyyy~

>>17093703
>A 'nouveau riche' man in south China was humiliated in public when his girlfriend turned down his elaborate proposal which involved balloons, roses, fireworks and a Lamborghini.
>However, his girlfriend turned him down, saying, 'You have money, so what?'
jesus fucking christ dude

>>17093784
my sides

>>17093738
tomatoes do in fact contain glutamates that bind with the umami receptors on your tongue. they might not taste savory to you subjectively, but objectively they produce an umami taste response in your brain whether you know it or not.

>>17093738
>he's never eaten cherry tomatoes before

>>17093702
Thank you for being the only person worth a damn ITT
>>17093784
Your cool too

>>17093795
This happened in Britain. She turned him down because he had the smelly Brit smell and he spelled words a bit too long for no reason

>>17093807
>umami receptors

>>17093821
I know you're just trying to make a cute little shitpost, but no

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6307399/amp/Rich-man-throws-tantrum-proposal-rejected-girlfriend-snubs-free-Lamborghini.html

>>17093986
>didn't happen in Britain
>.co.uk
Come on, anon.

>>17093442
Because retarded westoids like to pretend the sense of savoury wasn't understood in all of human history till some random Japanese seedweed farmer chemicalised it

>>17093996
It says in the fucking article that this took place in south China, you stupid dumbfuck.

>>17093442
Nips and soyboys unironically say “ooh mommy” instead of savory. Comedy writes itself nowadays.

>>17093749
It's Asia you mongloid

>>17093442
i would start questioning what food related media you consume and who you hang around with. i've never heard anyone use umami. none of the food videos i watch say umami. YOU are the common denominator.