/ck/ - Food & Cooking

can you stack your family?

>>17088110
You a nigga?

>>17088110
not one wet lumpy item in that. was expecting something that looked like "slop on a plate".

>>17088110
Unless you've got money on your books, you're probably extremely hungry and looking forward to your weiners and cornbread. It's comfy because you're always starving.

>>17088110
>seed oil-loaded plastic-y sysco food products are comfy
rangeban all americans

Vghhh the brutalistic NVTRALOAF of the American prison system...

>>17088110

Do you use the bread to make a sandwich with all 3 hot dogs or do you place the rice cheese melt on the bread

poor people go to prison more often than well off people, that might explain why you would like poverty food like that

>>17088182
>noooo seeed ooiiiillll
ketolard

>>17088281
>t. Big Agro shill

prison and comfy should not be in the same sentence

>>17088110
how do people in the joint get swole eating like this?

>>17088237
I forgot about this stuff

>>17088349

You trade or intimidate people for double or triple portions as well as having money on your books for commissary food. Or of you work in the kitchen you get to eat any extra food or trade any extra food. If you ever find yourself in prison I'd suggest trying to get a cook job in the kitchen. It's hard work but the time goes by quickly and you get access to alot more food than anybody else which not only puts you in a position to get swole but also to hookup/trade with other inmates.

new youtube genre discovered

>>17088110
I've heard prisons and school cafeterias use the same supplies, so maybe reminds you of easier times

this propaganda is weird

"japanese food is delicious"

looks like something that would be OC here

is this a sandwich?

>>17088370
unironically noted
how do you get money "on your books"? can you just link your own bank account?

>>17088391
not really, I have been in the gringo jails and they are basically daycares, you get food 3 times a day, clean clothes and showers, there's even gym and tv, in normal latino jails you get rape and beans.

>>17088110
lack of responsibility

>>17088274
Place all 4 on the bread

Why is the world feeding criminals and not just executing them?

>>17088349
Cum is full of protein

>>17088433
Hot but messy rape I bet

>>17088503
Because if a family member committed a crime you wouldn't went him to be executed and most people who voted have family members

>>17088370
but you gotta be a dummy to catch whatever you can that will get you there but not raise your flight risk so much that you can't be a trustee..so i'm guessing it's more of a "community" like what one hears about in those kind of areas

probably because it reminds you of primary school cafeteria food. since, you know, it's the exact same thing

>>17088503
Howdy.

>>17088237
I want to try it

>>17088608
It’s illegal in some states lol
Forbidden nutriloaf

>>17088110
pima county had some baller bologna sandwiches last time I was there

>>17088391
That's clearly airplane food on the right.

>>17088492
Yup.

Just like being a kid. No bills, no deadlines, no real expectation at all. Just gotta worry about rape n all that.

>>17088787
no more than usual i hope

>>17088110
Looks more like a bunch of random food than a meal

>>17088385
if this guy was in jail while i was in....unf. lets just say he would be hella loose by the time he gets out

>>17088503
The only thing you eat is cop butthole

>>17088711
fuckin liberals, giving criminals airplane tickets

>>17088391
>metal utensils in prison

>>17088998
that's what I'm saying. there's a fuckin' beer there

>>17088110
Because it reminds you of the unhealthy, ultra-processed garbage that your uneducated and neglectful parents served you as a child. Now that you are older you see pictures of prison food and feel nostalgic. You aren’t intelligent or introspective enough to realize this connection because, as they say, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

>>17088503
last I checked not paying your taxes is a crime, so sure, execute those people
checkmate libertarians

>>17088110
do wypipo really cook like this?

>>17088110
It's the same as elementary school food, Tyrone.

>>17088425
Family and friends

>>17088110
Gee Inmate #963798 why does your warden let you have THREE weiners?

>>17088110
isn't the point of prison food to make you uncomfortable

Probably cause of memories of public school

>>17089764
nah, just maybe help you realize that food's importanter than crime

>>17088274
>rice cheese melt

I think it's a block of poundcake. Or possibly cornbread?

>>17088433
>rape and beans
Nice, the cum combined with the beans makes for a complete protein.

>>17088153
Slop would at least imply someone made an effort and tried to make something. Everything on that plate save for the cornbread looks like it already came made in a package and of the lowest quality. MREs more appetizing

>>17088110
pure kino. i honestly miss it bros...

>>17088110
cuz they dont give a shit
like your mom

>>17088237
What is this?

>>17090292
what were you in for

>>17090305
diddling

>>17090304
Its basically "nutritionally complete" sloppa that was used as punishment. IIRC its illegal to serve now based on being cruel and unusual punishment.

>>17090304
It's a bit like stuffing. Take everything else, blend it together and bake it into a loaf.

>>17088110
being in prison

>>17090305
Tax evasion

>>17090357
based.

>>17090316
varies state to state. CO in Florida and I put someone on loaf yesterday.

>>17088400
the japanese are a homogeneous society and don't have a million black people locked up to feed and house. Japans prisons are extremely small and mostly lock up foreigners and temp workers.

>>17090259
>Slop would at least imply someone made an effort and tried to make something.
prison slop comes in a bag or a tray and gets warmed up, not much creativity going on

>>17090414
kill yourself

>>17090571
no thank you
pptmt

>>17088878
i went in at 18, closest thing i had was one of the gays in my bunk trying his damnest to suck my dick while i was sleeping

>>17088503
a huge percent of people in prison are there for nonviolent drug offenses. i myself enjoy mushrooms now and then, wouldn't want to lose em.

>>17088503
The death penalty has always been a shit deterrant because at best you lower minor crime while increasing violent and more extreme forms of crime.
The death penalty at best should be used for truly unreedemable people. And even then there is always the dilemmia of innocents being sent to death row which is always inexcuseable.

>>17088425
You beg your mom and pretend like it was your gf

>>17088503
Because more severe punishments do not lower the rate of commited crimes. Nobody checks the criminal code before they commit a crime to know if they get 5, 10 or 15 years of jailtime for doing something.

The only true reliable way to lower crime rates is increasing the rate at which perpetrators get detected and convicted. The more likely you are to get caught the less likely you are to attempt a crime.

Also, as much as people laugh at scandinavian countires for having jails that look like hotels - those countries generally have the lowest return to crime rates and they prove that you can return criminals to society and "fix them".

>>17088110
Probably nostalgia from the school cafeteria. They usually use the same vendors for schools and prisons

>>17088503
Because some time around the 1800s the moralist anglo puritans took over most world governments and now instead of just fining people for minor crimes and executing people for major ones like humans had done for millions of years we have to have this gay ascending stack of crime and punishment where you get put in a hole to "think about what you've done" for increasing periods of time like you're a child in time out and the government is your nanny. The same anglo puritans also rewrote the criminal codes so instead of there being like 10 capital crimes everything is a criminalized to the point that almost everyone is a criminal.

>>17088503
we should be executing people who violate covid rules.

>>17091891
are you retarded? Every one who commits crimes on a regular basis knows what the sentence will be if they get caught.

>>17088711
Anal cavities may suffer both in prison and with TSA.
>>17088344
Euro ones can be comfy. Even saw an asian one in a documentary that actually was very comfy. Exception, but it happens. On the other hand, Japanese ones actually suck.

>>17088129
I understood that reference

>>17088110
>what makes prison food so comfy
you have no choice and you must eat it to live. The fact that you don't have to choose what to eat is comfy.

>>17088400
It's to keep the jailed Yakuza (large portion of criminals as petty crime in Japan is relatively low) happy.

>>17091891
>Also, as much as people laugh at scandinavian countires for having jails that look like hotels - those countries generally have the lowest return to crime rates and they prove that you can return criminals to society and "fix them".

How are you sure that the hotel prisons are what caused low return to crime rates? There are so many possible variables involved, but you chose that? Sounds biased to me.

>>17091891
>they prove that you can return criminals to society and "fix them"
I don't care if you can technically convince criminals to stop doing crimes by being nice to them.
If some nigger kills a guy, I don't want him "fixed" in ten years, I want him fucking dead.
Murder should receive the death penalty, always.

>>17088129
lol, good one

>>17091963
I chose that because of the reasearch I've read when preparing to write articles on this topic and talking with lawyers with years of experience in criminal law. I can recommend the book Penal Populism by John Pratt. It's available online for free and it discusses the topic in detail.

Yes it's a complicated matter but the idea of making punishment more severe to reduce crime rates have been debunked by people with knowledge and experience years ago.

>>17088711
Yeah that's the lufthansa logo on the chocolate in the middle of the tray.

>>17091975
I have a J.D. and I say hang 'em high. Criminals in the US are consistently the lowest scum of the earth with sub 80 IQs and will only be deterred by an iron fisted justice system. The nordic countries have a low crime rate because they have a mostly racially homogenous society with a high level of social trust

>>17091981
No it's just a bird. Bird brand chocolate

I got out of prison last month, I'm from the UK and we actually kinda have it better than most in some ways regarding food. So the slop they serve at dinnertime is pretty nasty usually but because I'm in bongistan where drinking tea is basically considered a human right, we're each issued a kettle for our cell, these kettles have exposed heating elements at the bottom meaning you can cook your own meals in the cell. Also every week you can order stuff from a canteen sheet, plenty of junk food, instant ramen and shit like that but also canned tuna and fresh vegetables e.g tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, garlic and chillies. You could also get condiments like soy sauce and every ground spice and dried herb you could ever need. I very rarely ever ate the prison food towards the end, instead i cooked lots of fish and veggie curries and five bean chili and whatnot. Every Sunday we got a Roast chicken leg and I'd strip the meat and use the seasoning from a thai green curry pack of instant ramen and make a pretty decent green curry with it. Shit was cash and all my cellmates were cooklets so they loved me.

>>17088110
I think it's the tray. Absolute Kino