/ck/ - Food & Cooking

When I piss on a duck's foot and bury it in my grandfather's shit for 200 weeks and then a cat with syphilis coughs on it so good

>>17079498
Are you malfunctioning or something?

>>17079530
It's standard Chinese food. Maybe you should get some culture, faggot.

>>17079425
zongzi

>>17079536
You ok?

Listen if you’re Israel, just know time is changing for good.

>>17079568
I love it.

>>17079591
>You ok?
You literate? Sorry you don't know anything about Chinese food.

Liberate the American diet to the fullest! Americans deserve the best food!

And chinese investment!

>>17079594
Ah well I am chinese.
If you’re truly curious why chinese eat unique things, it’s because during famine emperors ate the worst ingredients out of empathy. Yet had god level chefs. So amazing recipes were made and humanity shrugged.

Go have a BBQ pork bun. You’ll love it.

>>17079614
>Ah well I am chinese.
And that means you know anything about real Chinese food? Every post you make is stupider than the last.

>>17079425
How are you supposed to use this stuff? I got some and it's pretty good, I've just been using all over the place but do you have any recommendations how it should be used?

Vinegar ribs

>>17079621
I’m going to guess you’re Israeli.

You don’t have anything to fear. We’re buying Hollywood to add more diversity to content. And Chinese food is good. Have dim sum. It’ll brighten up your world.

You yourself want to enjoy a better world? Well morality always helps. Morality is what is “more to life” itself.

>>17079689
I'd probably hate Israelis too if I had to lie about knowing Chinese food to strangers. But I do so I can't understand your uncultured posts.

>>17079669
Use it all over the place.

>>17079679
So fucking GOOD.

>>17079700
Do you need a kiss and a hug?
Go next door. The Palestinians need it.

Give them some dim sum. But keep it authentic.

>>17079689
I don't like how you guys are against portraying spirits and the afterlife in media; that's not cool, man.

Bat soup

>>17079739
Because we like heaven for all being here and now on earth.
With all the infinite diversity of souls with us here and now!

There is no afterlife because we’re using science to turn all into immortal all powerful gods! :)


It’s over. All this junk if the past.
Life changes. Did you really think your life was going to be a dead end joke forever?
Love your love.

>>17079425
Do these clothes still have cultural significance or are they just costumes today?

>>17079892
Rock on china fren

>>17079689
Based chinaman saving us from the west and making americans and jews seethe.

And for me it's
>mapo tofu
>scallion pancakes
>those chive lunchbox things
>you tiao with soy milk
>bak choy
>the vegetarian soy fish with lots of sauce you get in chines
>stir fried eggplant
>lion heads
>zhong zi
Also I like buying this tube of sticky rice with pork floss in the middle like some kind of reverse sushi. Not sure what it's called but its tree fiddy for two of them and makes a great breakfast. The old chinese lady started giving me a cup of some lettuce soup to go with my order whenever she's at checkout too. Chinese cuisine best cuisine. I just wish less of it was based around eating rice.

ha cheong fun

>>17079425
Too much to have one favorite and it depends on the restaurant, a fun thing to on a saturday or sunday morning is hit up the places with the trolley carts for various dim sum and things, the ones where they stamp bingo card looking things for billing.

>>17079425
>What’s your favourite Chinese food?
my favorite Chinese food to make is probably just simple stirfries, tomato and eggs or celery and eggs, broccoli and beef, chicken and mushroom, that kind of thing. really common staples of my life. and dumplings. my favorite chinese food to eat is harder to answer. maybe some of the stuff that's harder to do at home like lamian
>>17080299
they're costumes that are given cultural significance. but the revival usually doesn't actually pertain to historical clothing as much as it does to Han chauvinism. I've found a few enthusiasts who are legitimately interested in the clothing, same as you'll find a few who are into recreating historical Western clothes, but most of these images and more or less anyone you see wearing it IRL in China doesn't know anything about it, and only wears it because they're weebing out for their own ethnicity out of nationalism (not that there's anything wrong with this form of nationalism...it's just not historically accurate usually, and is more concerned with its own image of the past than with what is actually supported by historical evidence, and you have to keep that in mind)
you can go to any chinese tourist trap (which are mostly frequented by Han) and there will be shops set up that will dress you up in cheap ahistorical hanfu and do your makeup and have designated photo opportunities so that you can get pictures of yourself in these clothes.
the more legitimate fashion outlets in china will also produce an item inspired by hanfu once in a while. but still within a modern clothing paradigm. most people wear western clothes
>>17080718
>those chive lunchbox things
jiucai hezi (韭菜盒子). tasty choice, and the chives are so easy to grow on your own that you can just have a pot of it. give them a haircut every few weeks, stirfry them with eggs, and wrap them up in a simple 3 part flour 1 part water plus salt to taste dough. then you have 20 or so jiucai hezi for pennies.

>>17079425
Does Taiwan count? If so, good hot pot, spicy as fuck. Like spicy enough for me to hallucinate.

>>17080299
It’s cultural and everyday all purpose wear. The government heartily endorses it.

It’s essentially the final stage of the cultural revolution. Rebirth of Chinas soul/love.
After so long China is finally back for good.

>>17080311
As cosmetic surgery becomes free in China, you’ll enjoy earth transforming into the spirit world.

Unlimited human expression is heaven on earth for all. Magic is real through the power of ideas.

>>17080718
Good taste.

Chinese baking/breads is a big thing. Consider indulging in it.

Every day that goes by food gets better and evolves everywhere always.

>>17080729
Super~

>>17080745
Mmm yes the trollies are the best sign.

That’s the good one.

Authentic.

>>17080819
It was never about being historical. It’s about self expression and love. Loving the Chinese soul. The Chinese soul is unique. It’s beyond history. It’s an energy, a love, a kind refinement of heaven on earth, and a connection people share.
Often Hanfu is worn with pants. Tech wear is mixed with it often as well as psychedelic hippy clothes. Psychedelics are extremely popular in China.

If someone desires to make an outfit up completely yet it has a Chinese feeling to it nonetheless… everyone loves that.
This is China and that’s how these things started.

Besides we have an infinite history of clothes to mix and match in 2021. Mixing our history up feels modern and unifying. It’s intentional.

I can't tell if this thread is shitty propaganda or top tier trolling.

Either way, OP is a fag, and chinks are soulless bugmen. Chinese food, however, can be pretty good as long as you avoid the weird cult of Han ethnic imperialism.

What I find to be infinitely better than Chinese food is Taiwanese food and Hong Kong food. They are both legitimately top tier cuisines from respectable countries.

>>17080826
Taiwan is unique with unique foods that grows more unique as time goes on.

>>17080914
Hey don’t treat anyone that way. Chinese are infinite completely unique souls.

I’m glad you enjoy the food.
Please be respectful.

This is your world. Do you really want to label people as such things? I doubt it.

>>17080299
Literally all “traditional” national outfits are made up fantasy garbage. Except for Dirndl. Those are real.

>>17080943
A suit and tie is made up “fantasy garbage”.

There’s no rule that society has to be any specific way.

I love people who make life only what they love. Conforming to only love and goodness.

>>17079425
Uma delicia!

>>17080922

if it was really my world I would remove the mainland chinese...

>>17080989
Based and redpilled

蝙蝠汤

Biānfú tāng

Cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9loIKz02eU

>>17080914
it's a w*mao thread, posting a lot of the same images and phrases as other threads I've seen repeatedly. the phrasing is also stilted and characteristic of chinese prose

>>17080996
>>17080989


I love China always and that will never change.

>>17081042
Think of me as the Chinese government then, if you like.

And here’s our message. We’re never giving up on this world, love, and heaven on earth for all.

>>17079614
>our God emperors were SO humble and SO kind they ate TRASH!!!
Chinese gullibility is truly incredible

>>17081077
You may want to learn about the second largest war in history. And all our history.

I do as the soul of Heaven For All loves. One with my soul/people. Leading by example is the way. As are one. One must always lead by example.

Our actions alone are the actions of others.

>>17081095
I can't, you idiots obliterated your own historical records during the cultural revolution. Go eat some bugs and enjoy your failure of a culture.

Mfw china won’t exist in a few years if they keep fucking with people

>>17079425
I don't have a favorite Chinese food. As long as it isn't some stupid hillbilly nonsense I will eat anything that's prepared.

>>17081099
The cultural revolution was to grow Chinese culture and end Manchu influence for good.

We don’t eat bugs. Also cultured-meat/lab grown meat is a growing industry globally. No one ever will eat bugs if they don’t want to in any way.

>>17081108
Nice try chingchang

>>17081102
Peace and love only grows.
Japan basically bought Israel and America. Enjoy your forced irl anime-ification via cosmetic surgery and transhumanism. You will put on the cute dress.

>>17081113
It’s time to bring back Chinese investment in the USA etc.

>>17081108
Again, your gullibility is astounding

>>17081122
Cultured meats are good.
And Xi is good too.

It’s time for greater Chinese investment everywhere in all forms and ways.

>>17079669
Use it in any Chinese dish...

>>17081141
You can't even make a staircase without it killing someone

>>17081107
She looks good though I'd feed her a couple burgers.

>>17081152
you can't even provide a safe schooling environment for your children

>>17081141
General protip
You're giving attention seekers what they want by responding to them

>>17081159
I was in a different headspace before posting ITT, I completely forgot about U.S. fat fetishism

>>17081152
>>17081161
I think you're drawing straws at this and arguing about nothing.
Look at "engineering catastrophes" on the USA side.
On the Chinese side just remember Tianemn square and all kinds of purges and tell me you're such saints.

>>17081173
That's not all of us, I prefer the tall lanky types. A couple burgers would not make her fat.

>>17081176
>tiananmen square
George Soros-san please stop subverting the universities DX

>>17081184
>That's not all of us
The "types" are irrelevant, the common denominator is that there's a feeder/fat fetish
So yes, all of you

>>17081173
I enjoy it.

Also I have a fat fetish too.

Fat fetishism is good.

>>17081176
Please thinking of what could go right instead of what could go wrong. And the positives instead of the negatives. It may amaze you.

>>17081201
Where do you come up with this shit, socialogy classes? Its certainly not from the real world.

>>17081201
Thankfully universities and schools etc are being un-subverted.

>>17081211
Sure, it's always good to hope for the best but expect the worst. I'm not a cynic, I'm a realist.

>>17081215
From interacting with posters on 4chan.
You're lying if you're telling me it's not just you who will vocalize your displeasure upon seeing any woman without 200lbs of adipose tissue hanging from them

>>17081184
>>17081201
Come on now.
Sex + food.
And so many other.. qualities~
I’m into it.

>>17079425
Big fan of Couples Beef, which is a cold dish where tripe and beef shank are smothered in chili oil and cilantro. It's not complex, I cry while eating it because it is way too spicy, but I get it every time I go to the Sichaun place near where I live. I can't help myself.

>>17081220
They’re apart of the fun. I enjoy it all always.

>>17081219
Reality is a miracle.

>>17081228
These Thai hotpot soups are great for sharing.

>>17081234
Indeed it is.

>>17081228
Here's one that's off the regular menu, "pig ears with chile sauce." It may look a bit weird at first but it's really good to munch on while watching a movie.

>>17079425
Roast pork or chicken lo mein is really good late at night even if cold.

>>17079614
I appreciate what China and the Soviets did for world industry and all from very little. It was courageous of the Chinese masses in the Deng Xiaoping era to open to foreign markets and try to keep them under the boot of the People.