/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17076284
dip them in salsa

>>17076284
Suck lots of cock.

>>17076284
You find classic simple recipes which call for vegetables which are in season. You then carefully follow the recipes making sure not to overcook the vegetables.

It’s really that easy.

>>17076284
How do you eat carrots then?

Just bake them then with your meats

>>17076284
Steam them

>>17076425
In stew until they become mush or soft like potatoes when you poke them
>>17076410
Doesn't get rich of the crunch

>>17076284
>I hate stems and crunch.
Separate the stem from the leaf. Cook the stems first then the leaves. If the stem is still crunchy for you then boil them until they aren't crunchy anymore.

>>17076435
op you cutie let me stick my tongue in your mouth and kiss you.

>>17076435
start working on the actual issue. force yourself to eat a small amount of crunchy vegetables everyday and pat yourself in the back. you can get used to and even start liking food you previously hated. just start small

>>17076435
The crunch is half the fun and helps keep your teeth in order.

>>17076284
Oil, salt, pepper, cook

>>17076284
sheet pan, oil, and just roast them. it's extremely easy and a great way to start with individual veggies. i was a picky eater growing up and only just got out of it essentially doing that and salads. keep in mind you're likely comparing raw veggies to highly processed or well cooked food. I know I was and I never put together that double standard. Yeah broccoli tastes worse than a burger but it probably tastes better than raw beef.

>>17076435
so if you know how to make vegetables soft then what's the problem?

deep fry them

>>17076284
Olive oil and balsamic vinegar turn most vegetables into something pretty tasty

>>17076284
Try eggplant gratin. It's easy as hell and tasty.
>Sliced eggplant
>Sliced or crushed tomato
>layer of parmesan
>repeat
Otherwise just make grilled zucchini with or without garlic butter, or brussell sprouts with olive oil and balsamic. Don't be afraid to just use them in meat dishes, they don't need to be a dish or side dish on their own. Think Da pan ji (big plate chicken), stews, braises etc.

>>17076284
Dont bother you can get everything you need and be healthy from meat alone

>>17076284
>How do I start enjoying vegetables?
you make it past your 6th birthday

>>17076284
>FU QUA
We call them bitter melons. An appropriate pronunciation would be "fu'ck youu" for tricking me into putting that in my mouth.

>>17076284
Anon this is a blue board please cover the lotus root it affects people with trypophobia.

How the fuck do you hate crunch. Your opinions are not valid.

>>17076284
Learn to acquire a taste
for them without salt.
After you are successful,
you are permitted to salt.

>>17076284
Cuck choy king kong ching chong

>>17076284
I love brassicas.

>>17076284
Stop being a baby.
Or do like me: Slow juice and chug it.