/ck/ - Food & Cooking

2 Vegan potatoes please

>>17072536
There are different ways to order hash browns?

>>17072536
I go across the street to IHOP and the goth IHOP waitress serves me pancakes

>>17072536
Smothered and covered.

>>17072536
Ya'll rite, luv?

>>17072536
I want a texas bacon cheesesteak double plate scattered smothered and covered, with a sweet tea please.

Slightly hashed with a side of browns

>>17072536
Crammed

>>17073649

Scattered, peppered, country. 2 over easy eggs. Ham or sausage patty, pecan waffle. Coffee.

>>17072536
>...and this lovely waitress wants to know how you want your hashbrowns.
I want my hashbrowns from Dennys

>>17072712
anon this is a Christian board

The government should ban fat people from being within a certain radius of fast food outlets, the same way they ban pedophiles from being near schools.

>>17072536
smothered and covered, ma’am

>>17073714
>>17072710
GET OUT

>>17073778
based
the populace struggles with self-control
perhaps regulate caffeinefags with only two cuppas a day, maybe one.
>aaarrghh im heckin jittery as fuck aiieee i must go faaaast work work work oh fuck why am I soooo stressed

>>17073816
I didn't realise how bad excess caffeine can be until I looked in the mirror one day and noticed a grey hair, then noticed 5 more. They just appeared overnight. I was having 5-6 cups of tea and coffee a day. The next day I decided I'd only have one or two a day, and reduce my meals to only breakfast lunch and dinner and a snack, and no processed foods. Since then I haven't noticed any grey hairs. (I'm 28)

My local Waffle House fucking sucks.
I’ve always considered hashbrowns to be pretty much the best thing WH has. That’s where I’d always go when craving hashbrowns.
But the WH sucks where I live now; the hashbrowns are always underdone. There will be a few crispy bits, and the rest is all soft/soggy.
Even when I requested them “well done”, I still got soggy soft shit.

My go-to was always scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, and capped. Sometimes + peppered if I was in the mood.

>>17073832
>radically change diet for the better
>"surely it's the lack of caffeine that improved my health"
Dumb

>>17073816
I fucking hate regular coffee consumption as a completely normal expectation of employees.

>One employee has a caffeine addiction: Needs a cup to wake up, needs a cup to get the work day started, needs a cup to get through the morning, needs a cup with lunch, needs a cup to combat the after-lunch full-stomach lethargy, needs a cup to get through the afternoon, needs a cup to stay alert as he drives home...
>Constantly ingesting stimulants takes years off his life expectation, keeps his stress levels near maximum, and causes him to almost completely lose consciousness as soon as the caffeine begins to leave his system (immediately prompting another cup)
>Gets incredibly irritable and gets headaches when he hasn't "had his coffee", gets incredibly irritable and stressed out when has has "had his coffee"
>Gets lots of trivial work done while flying around like a spastic crackhead hopped-up on his most recent caffeine dosage, but instantly hits a wall and starts getting frustrated whenever a task/problem requires a creative or more complex solution (coffee can make you think faster and switch between thoughts/tasks faster, but with significantly less focus/depth, and easier to get distracted)
>Boss notices that this employee is always running around, moving fast, getting trivial/simple things done faster than others
>Boss makes sure to let everyone know that they've purchased a new coffee machine for the break room, and encourages everyone to bring a mug and help themselves at any time in the day, even in the middle of work
>Now anyone who isn't fucking vibrating in their chair and having stress-breakdowns twice a day is looked at as a "slacker" who "could really benefit from a cup of coffee or two in the morning", every morning, for the rest of their lives
Fuck it, just let employees snort a bit of coke on their cigarette/coffee break. Get everyone huffing a few bumps throughout the day and that surface-level productivity employers so crave will SKYROCKET.

>>17073914
Or you can just… drink and smoke. Maybe take like. 10 mg of ritalin.

>>17072536
Sneeded and feeded

>>17073863
It wasn't that radical. Drinking less tea/coffee was the most radical change. On that day I read a lot into the effects of caffeine and how it puts your body under stress. Before that I assumed 'stress' just meant mental stress, but there's physical stress. So drinking less caffeine means putting less stress on your body, and therefore you're less likely to get grey hairs.

I order food more conservatively when I have a fat waiter/waitress because they remind me of the consequences of my actions.
Anybody else do this?

Smothered, covered, topped for me please.

>>17073816
>the populace struggles with self-control
The populace struggles with sedentary lifestyles and poor nutrition forced upon them by an uncaring hyper-consumption-focused government that decided that green spaces and sidewalks are for commies and faggots.

>>17073914
I too wish to return to the 1980's.

>>17073914
https://youtu.be/BGQmmDEDYiI

>>17072536
The only correct answer is double hashbrowns all the way

>>17073816
I used to listen to a podcast with these Australian comedians talking about games ("Filthy Casuals" -- why do all Aussies have such incredibly sharp senses of humor?), and there was an episode where one of the guys in the crew casually mentions that he drinks something like 10 cups of coffee a day. The other fellows of course laughed, but it was quickly clear that he had no idea what a reasonable amount of caffeine consumption was, and that he had been doing it for years because he just loved coffee. The whole tone became serious as his friends earnestly tried to educate and warn him about his health. I don't know how common it is to be so unaware, but there must be a lot of people out there like that.

>>17074076
I was not expecting such a good song when I clicked the link. Nice post, anon.

>>17074076
yeah pretty good video