/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17072131
so do cows

its not just a vagina, its a butthole

>chickens literally shit out food
What an animal

>>17072131
>>17072138
A cloaca, if you will

>>17072131
Meat is murder

>>17072152
Cloaca shit

they have pee hole, ass hole, and vajajay in one hole
praise the Lord, such an effective design

>>17072131
>vagina
Then how come boy chickens also lay eggs, retard?

>>17072131
yeah and came out of your mothers' you dickhead. id rather take the egg, fuck you.

>>17072156
wtf i love meat now

>>17072131
The first guy to start eating eggs was a madlad. I wonder how long it took him to start convincing others they weren't that bad

Anyone remember the dude that owned chickens and would shape steaming hot eggs as they came "straight out of the cloaca"?

I mean, I came out straight from a woman's vagina into which a penis had ejaculated any amount of times, so me and eggs are a good fit

Do chickens have sex or do they just lay eggs spontaneously? Serious question

>>17072138
>pussy and anal at once
That's the dream brother

>>17072388
Chickens will lay eggs periodically regardless of fertilization.

>>17072397
So they lay eggs but there's no chick until they've been fertilized first. Got it.

>>17072222
Nice quads bro

>>17072131
>chicken
>vagina
you been taking stupid pills again son?

>>17072131
straight outta cloaca

>>17072405
Yeah it’s like a chicken period, which is why vegans are retarded for not eating eggs

>>17072152
An all purpouse hole.

>>17072131
It’s not just their vadge, it’s an all purpose hole, eggs, poop, cock cock

>>17072135
>cows come from chicken vagina

>>17072388
Humans have selectively bred chickens to lay eggs constantly. We have been genetically engineering every living thing we could get our hands on for tens of thousands of years now.

>>17072463

>" i'm done with those wild nights, i'm ready to settle down now... "

>>17072131
I was so close to start eating eggs again... thanks bro.