/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17063909
onions and paprika (red instead of green as in the video)

I don't know what kind of oil he used so I'm using avocado oil

How do you plan to get out?

>>17063913
>failed in the first post
You are now condemned to the egg zone, where you must eat all the eggs.

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>>17063909
Won't turn out the same unless you're cooking over a rocket exhaust like the egg fort king was

One scrambled egg, then the paprika and onion, then the bread on top

Flip. Get the other side of the bread crispy. In the video he pours some stuff over it, like spices, because he is Indian I assume it's curry so I added some of that

>>17063938
What kind of hippie bread is that?

>>17063909
Where's the Eggstrance? Hahahahaha I don't see any eggsdoors? Hahahaha

>>17063955
No amount of joking will redeem this thread or OP.

done. Now half it like him, I had to do it outside the pan though

>>17063938
>>17063940
Holy shit, this turned garbage fast. 0/10 literally stop posting.

>>17063938
That bread. You should have used a panattone instead.

>>17063964
Way too many things mixed in for a single egg.
At least you are trying something new.

added some tabasco, lemon and voilá.

It didn't taste amazing at all. quite bland

I guess people like it because it's cheap and easy
maybe I need to figure out what other indian spices he uses..

>>17063976
kys OP

>>17063979
Pretty sure he just took a generous pinch of salt and added it to the pan anon.

>>17063979
Fuck you

>>17063966
literally what

>>17063979
Salt and pepper probably. How could you fuck this up

>>17063996
OP, if you can't understand why you need to either delete this thread or commit suicide, then I genuinely hope the two of us never meet in real life. What you've committed here today is an abomination.

>no salt
>no seasoning at all

The memes are real. White people dont season their food

>>17064007
>this guy
>more than 2% white
He's waaaaay to fucking stupid.

>>17064002
the stuff he poured on wasnt white it had like a brownish color

>>17064041
How you see that?

>>17064052
he used way too much, therefore cant be salt

40gr8

>>17064007
Skin color has nothing to do in a food discussion, north-american scum.

>>17063979
>Uses the wrong pepper and bread
>Huge chunks instead of cut fine

This recipe sucks.

>>17064433
stfu

ok lets try this. you need toast because the liquids of the undone eggs needs to stick to the bread. super grainy bread isnt spongy enough. paprika and onion needs to sliced super fine bc it wont stick for the same reason. proof: your sorry ass plate. seasoning actually is salt and pepper and it wouldnt be too much for the amount of egg + bland toast. if you insist its brown you can either say its cayenne pepper or if you wanna go the curry route at least go for garam masala and not just use a pinch of it.

>"im going to make this"
>fucks it up before even starting
>fucks up every step of the way
Christ, OP, you can't do anything right, can you?

>>17063979
>changes the ingredients, cooking method, posts that it didn't taste right
this isn't allrecipes jackass

>>17064887
>>17065007

it anything what i did was better

>>17063979
What a terrible fucking thread. Even your plate looks retarded.

>>17065036
>substitutes for weird ingredients
>claims it was better
Nah. It was bland.

>>17065036
>Doesn't understand browning
>Takes photos while frying an egg
>Random condiments

First you were jealous of his egg fort, now you're jealous of his egg skills. Just eat your gross sandwich.

>>17063940
>he pours some stuff over it, like spices
>I assume it's curry
salt

>>17063979
where do you buy your shit the idiot store

>>17063979
Holy shit that looks fucking awful. And what kind of retarded bread is that?

>>17065036
Seriously what kind of bread is that? Some kind of nut loaf?

>>17065036
No it really wasn't. Take the L. I'm actually laughing out loud (in real life) at how ridiculously bad your shit turned out.

>>17064073
brown person here
he may have used either chaat or garam masala

>>17063909
What country is this from?

>>17063929
kek

>>17065041
I didn't even notice at first, but you're right. What the fuck is that plate.

>Avocado oil
>That bread
>Red bellpepper
>Shit cut into chunks and most of it escaped the sandwich
>Curry instead of salt/pepper
>Retarded plate

Holy fucking shit how can you fuck up a simple omlette between toast?

this is a troll thread

Honestly this was a decent troll thread. You made half the board angry. I feel like the chink mod should come by and ban you.

>>17065897
Most likely fell for the "muh organic ingredients meme" without realizing white bread likely has the same amount of calories as that ancient grains chimera bread he used.

I don't think it was bell pepper in the video, always thought it was some herb like coriander

>>17063929
How does the camera man get out?

>>17066238
I always thought it's spring onion and red onion, both go well with eggs.

>>17065036
how does your own dick taste in your mouth OP

>>17063979
that bread is way too dense, I bet it was cold in the middle. Dumb twat. The Egg King laughs at you.

>>17066314
>leaving the eggzone
There's no eggscape.

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>>17063979
you may have well just poured a bunch of seeds on it you dummy

>>17063929
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>>17066069
>food is all about calories
Holy fuck you’re dumb

>>17065036
You were a fool to challenge the Surly King of the Egg Fort. The mockery you are receiving was spawned by your own hubris.

>>17066819
This.

>>17063938
are you sure that's bread anon?

>>17066819
>>17063909
OP is pic related

you should probably use the cheapest possible bread.

Also, i don't think he actually put any of the greenery in there. he reached just for the onion.

>my attempt
>inb4 cringe toss

>>17063979
I think you did good OP but like >>17067103 says use cheap bread
But this goes for you too >>17067103, cook on very low heat, get every side of the bread covered in eggs.
Basically put it in the egg and then flip it right so both sides are egged.

>>17067103
Pan's too hot, your eggs finished cooking before you even put the bread in, let alone got warm or toasted. But still good, would eat.

>>17067103
that defeated hand flip was pretty based

>>17063979
This is disgusting. I've no idea how you managed to make an egg sandwich unappetizing but you did it

>>17063979
Holy shit you cannot be this retarded, it's fucking impossible

>>17066998
CONTEMPLATE THE AROMA

>>17067296
I'm still trying to figure out if they're Mexican or Indian

>>17067302
And that's not racist or anything btw, I am legitimately wondering and hoping someone can eventually feed me.

>>17067302
Hard to say. The dead eyes make me think Brazil.... The efficiency makes me think India.

ok, now, somebody who isn't a faggot should do it next

>>17063979
absolutely condemned to the egg zone

>>17067313
the customer looks indian to me

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>>17067305
>>17067302
Indian, been subbed to his channel for awhile. Guy has some really good other videos such as 'Horse race on road", "20110926232722", and "Hammering nail"

https://www.youtube.com/c/avaravideos/videos

>>17067346
Coconut water man is good, too. Cliff hanger at first, but there's a surprise at the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq9YJSIUp10

>>17067346
man reminds me of when /k/ found some guys personal youtube channel, of some gunsmith making american firearm bootlegs to tell to insurgents. he made some rad shit.

>>17067346
ayy, thanks anon!
have some oc

>>17063938
That looks like meatloaf

>>17067347
sweet fuck. its a Manson.

>>17064041
>>17064073
>not white
>too much
Both of these statements are factually false.
It was salt.

>>17063979
How did you fuck this up so badly

>>17067103
I feel better now. Thank you.

>>17065036
>>17063979
>thinks he is the first to challenge the Surly King
>won't be the last
Your food fucking sucks.

>>17067103
Saved the thread.

>>17063979
fuck you.

>>17067103
Redeemed, somewhat. You've been spared from the horrors of the egg zone.

>>17067188
>>17067165
The whole egg chad video is even shorter. His heat must have been even higher. Perhaps that is a mistake though..

>not salting your eggs
10 years in the egg mines, no parole

>>17063979
Literally dog food

>>17063979
Retard

>>17063938
all the replys to this lmao americans actually shocked by what good bread looks like... and this is the cooking forum no less lmao

>>17068320
Fuck off, OP. You lost.

>>17068320
>HURR DURR let's change everything but the eggs about this recipe and then complain it's not good

>>17068320
>good
>bread

>>17067103
A faithful reproduction. Bravo. But next time use butter and salt the egg instead of the bread you mong.

since he is the indian

>>17066998
are they a duo or is that a competing egg fortress

>>17068516
in my headcannon it's probably his son that only sees use when shit hit's the fan but otherwise gets yelled at all day how useless he is.

>>17068538
The Egg Prince isn't to blame for his failings. The King's prominence meant that the Prince simply never had the same chance hone and develop his egg skills. People would flock to the fort and demand the King's service, while the Prince sat alone and unwanted. He never had the chance to properly take on the King's mantle, and grew bitter over his lot in life.

>>17068411
I did salt the eggs too.

>>17063979
This board is a dumpster fire and it's because of people like you.

>>17063924
It's India, so some cheap cooking oil or ghee if he's very traditional.

>>17063979
Never step foot in a kitchen again

>>17063979
Pathetic

>>17063913
>red instead of green
well you done fucked up.

Also I think those are scallions/green onions and bean sprouts.

>>17063938
okay I get it now

>>17067103
Based

>>17067103
Better but where are the fillers? Looks like nothing but egg and bread.

>>17068910
I put some green onion. You can see it if you watch carefully. Peeling a whole onion for this would be waste

>>17063979
i swear on my fucking mother if this faggot isn't trolling

>>17063979
what do u call it, the poop meal?

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OP here, stfu. at least i tried

5F30K

>>17069917
It would take less effort to learn how to cook. And agree to disagree.

>>17068891
Bean sprouts, interesting that might be it. I always thougt it was green chili not scallions. The use alot of green chili in india

>>17069917
why you so angry homes?

>>17067103
Make more chinese food faggot.

>>17067346
this has an archeological feel, like filming amazon tribes or something

>>17069917
>i tried
No, you didn't. Fuck you.

legendary bait

>>17067346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

>>17068306
>dogs eating that

>>17069917
>at least i tried
No. What you did is made a completely different dish but tried to tie it to the egglord as if you were making the same thing. Your dish looks fine as its own thing, but it's not the omelet sandwich from the vid.

>>17069917
no point in trying if you don't learn from your mistakes. What'd you learn?

>>17070743
13 million views thanks to an underwater basket weaving forum

>>17069917
You are a gigantic faggot, that other anon tried and succeeded where you didn't, if my hangover isn't to big tomorrow I will stomp your ass.

>>17068284
no, the heat in the video was perfect. >>17067188
is just a faggot. The goal is definitely to get the eggs in and out of the pan as fast as possible, and the only place that the video went wrong was that he was actually too slow on flipping the sandwich

>>17063979
Fucking idiot

>>17070626
Yeah it probably is that bad on purpose but he still is a titanic faggot with Avocado oil, faggot plates and meme bread.

>>17069917
Nigga's handing out (you)'s like we're on fucking Oprah.

>>17063979
Never post again

>>17069917
Never cook again if you can't take criticism

>>17070839
you're honestly a 40 iq retard who should kill himself if your first reaction to this is anger rather than laughter

>>17063979
would eat

>>17071875
Projecting much? I usually don't use this but I guess it's still an actual word, cope.

>>17063909
Egg!?!?!?

>>17063979
How do you fail so spectacularly at a fucking egg sandwich? You've never owned a pair of non velcro shoes have you?

>>17069917

sneed

As Eggspert on the matter of Omelette on Toast I have finally made a breakthrough, the green shit is actually Jalapeño slices or whatever sort of green chili pepper Indians use.

>>17074396
>green chili pepper
>Indians
Back to the drawing board.

>>17074406
:(

>>17063909
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>>17074422
I'm still sure it's just his son, the back of the booth seems connected.

My try, fuck OP

>>17063979
Masterful troll

Nice bread op
Good try. Can i have the leftovers?

>>17068294
>egg mines
That's a little harsh for a relatively minor begginers accident. Eggxile is enough.

I think he put shallots in the eggs not peppers, although there are green peppers taking up the other half of the same bowl.

>>17063929
Agreed. OP this is your punishment. After you return to us come prepared with proper peppers and small dice.

>>17069917
It was shit retard

>>17063979
You've somehow made a simple egg sandwich inauthentic and hipster at the same time.
Congrats, OP.

>>17074741
>Masterful troll
why does it have to be a troll? why can't it just be people having a bit of silly food related fun?

>>17065036
>it was bland, meh
>nah, everything I changed made it better

>>17074722
Looks good, well done

>>17063979
Wtf is that, bird seed bread? Jesus Christ you're a fucking failure, OP. Stop cooking immediately.

>>17063938
>/bread

>>17063979
this is so offensive, this is why the egg man in the video gave the camera man a dirty look

>>17063929
How many chickens had to die for this shit?

we did it reddit!

>>17076955
>this is why the egg man in the video gave the camera man a dirty look
tfw you realize OP was the camera man from the original video

>>17063928
without breaking all the eggs, of course.

>>17069917
Fuck you.

bumping so more people can laugh at OP

>>17074722
Best so far...9/10 would eat

>>17069917
This is why you don't have friends

This is the hardest I've laughed in months, holy shit