/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Eat another one fatty

>>17065278
Get some self control

How about something sweet like a donut?

>thin crust
you need moar carbs to expand in your stomach.
eat a cup of white rice

>>17065278
Eat something with more protein next time.

>>17065278
jacks pizza usually doesn't fill me up. I had 2 to feel good for the day.

But they are good.

>>17065278
One night I got drunk and ate 1.75 cheap aldi's pizzas. Plus some tallboys and hard liquor....woke up stuffed and hungover the next morning and finished off the leftovers.

>>17066367
Which aldi pizza do you recommend? i just started shopping there.

>>17066370
Idk. I had the mama cozis I think. They are about the same size as jacks but I prefer jacks. The mama cozis were cheaper tho. Around 2.50 a piece. Jack's are around 3 bux and it's impossible to find jacks taco pizza around here anymore

>>17066382
cookbro i love you. let me kiss you.

>>17066420
Thanks but I think I'm straight

>>17066423
Who said I was a dude

also there are a lot of mama cozis pizzas at aldis

i'm still working on my own dough and it's tough
when i got blasted a made a drunk pizza tho...
it was so satisfying
and it felt good to not waste $25 on delivery
the shitty dough was still good :)

>>17066429
Ok. To be more specific. I got the mama cozis jack equivalent (15 oz). One was pepperoni and the other was sausage pepperoni. I don't have any fucking pix of the pizza

>>17066460
are we gonna drink together?

>>17066438
Nothing better than drunk cooking pizza. Except for the stretching the dough part

>>17066463
Old pic. I don't have any booze in the house. Sorry. Here's my favorite place to drink

>>17066480
I don't really drink anyway so that's okay. I am a light weight.

your spot looks comfy btw

>>17066480
You drink on a public footpath bridge? blyat

>>17066465
i still have no idea what i'm doing with dough
temperature, rising time, pressing technique
i'm also using AP flour and they say bread flour is best

>>17066485
Nothing wrong with being a lightweight

>>17065278
Go on a diet until your stomach shrinks

>>17066492
All
Day
I
Drink
And
Squat

>>17066494
are you a russian desu?

my ex was russian.

>>17066493
Make the dough, kneed it till it window panes, let it rise for an hour or two, throw it in the fridge for three days.

>>17065278
Literally. Literally? Pair it with a bag of microwave vegetables. Broccoli florets or green beans. 89 cents. Helps fill you out, adds some nutrition, and also adds some contrast between bites. If you throw out half the bag, you're good, it's fine.

>>17066498
No. I'm Minnesotan. Sometimes I wonder if I was russian in a previous life tho. Look at this failure of a loaf

>>17066510
oh god that looks really really dense

i tried to make bread once and it tasted like nothing ended up throwing it out

>>17066501
>windowpanes
So it seems so it seems
I never knew such an idea
normie instructions don't have esoteric instructions like that
thanks

>>17066513
>it tasted like nothing
Use milk, butter and maybe eggs, maybe sugar

>>17066527
I feel like ur telling me how stupid I am but of course I'm too stupid to catch on

>>17066528
>Use milk, butter and maybe eggs, maybe sugar
So I believe I use filtered water, AP flour, and olive oil maybe that is why.

I'll try that next time thank you mister

i might sleep now but maybe you want to take me out on a date

>>17066528
>unzips dic

>>17065278
Is it possible they reduced the size or amount you get? Looks like a Jacks thin crust supreme is 1080 calories

>>17065278
You should have jazzed it up like I do with Tombstones. I add garlic, onions, sausage, hot peppers, chili, whatever I have on hand.

>>17066546
dont go out with that fag, go out with me >:)

>>17066581
>>17066546
Maybe you two should get a room

>>17066546
>i might sleep now but maybe you want to take me out on a date
Anytime. I usually only go on dates with myself but I'm open to new ideas

>>17065278
that green shit looks like boogers on the pizza

>>17066654
Those would be some big ass boogies, someone putting those out would need medical attention.

>>17066602
Isn't that some Billy Idol song? Dancing With Myself.

>>17066510
looks like you made cake instead of bread.
Maybe break it into small chunks and mix it with ice cream.

>>17066575
Probably my favorite mainstream brand. When I haven't eaten anything all day it's the perfect size for an OMAD meal.

>>17065278
Pizza isn't really that filling of a food unless it's bready or a pan crust.

Thin crust is more of a novelty

>>17066654
Bell peppers are nature's pipe cleaners, anon.

>>17067120
Yet late at night it hits the spot.

>>17067127
Not downing on it, anon. Just that it takes a lot to get your fill of it.