/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17059034
He's right though.

>>17059047
If you're a fucking faggot, maybe.

Just bite it off at the tail and toss the tail on the table. The minimal amount of shrimp you miss out on that is still inside of the tail hardly matters.
Or shit, just request the chef remove the tails when ordering the dish.

i always remove the tails when using shrimp inna dish cause i dont like having 15 empty tails on my plate
ill gladly leave the tails on if im just eating shrimp... its part of the experience i dunno

seriously i fucking despise the faggots on that website

>>17059066
i don't see the problem with that
i don't have an mini convection oven, i have never tried sous vide (heating plastic in my food seems a good way to get cancer) and i also don't cooking instnt microwaveable things, but food is food. at least it's not a fucking mcchicken like most menchildren here eat.

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>>17059066
When I was younger I might agree with this but working as a cook has made me realize it's not some insurmountable task to do things the more traditional way and just clean the dishes real quick and put everything away.

>>17059066
I despise autistic fucks who screech about people using tools/techniques they either don’t like or can’t afford, and try to convince themselves they’re somehow superior for not owning/using it.

>>17059066
>>17059034
Why do you use the website then?

>>17059087
Where else will he get ragefuel to make these crappy threads?

>>17059087
I don't. Friend sent me the thread as rage-bait

>>17059087
It’s a distinct personality type; people who go out of their way to actively seek and encounter something which they know will upset/offend them, so they can then share their “horror story” with those they perceive as a like-minded group.
In the end, what they’re hoping for is validation from said group that they are exhibiting the “correct” opinion and reassurance that those “other people” are fundamentally inferior to them in some way.

>>17059111
nah, you're being a faggot. I am a machine of pure hatred. I need no validation. I need no reassurance. I am fueled by, and entirely encompassed by, pure fucking hatred. If you don't understand this you are a low-testosterone male, and probably also gay.

>>17059034
look at this blatant misogyny

>>17059116
Absolutely based.

>>17059087
I use it for small niche subs, anything with over ~100k subscribers is dogshit for some reason. I have yet to figure out why that's the case but it is. If you go to reddit without logging in first you brought it on yourself

>>17059132
>logging in
>to reddit
never. I never even go on that website. You shouldn't have an account, you shouldn't browse it, it should be nowhere near your computer except as the ocassional rage-fuel to convince you to be a better person.
They are so fucking pathetic that their only utility in this world is as plebian sheep for the patrician classes to look down upon and separate from in all ways possible.

reddit confirmed likes sloppa shit

>>17059087
To feel rage

>>17059142
King shit. Rage is purifying and motivating. It is the dominant force in the universe.
Do you think reality exists to be friendly and coddling?
No. It exists as forces of pure passion, rage, and explosive energy.

tfw my threads get deleted but this one stays

>>17059138
I got old and lost track of good torrent sites so I go there to steal media sometimes because they make it so easy but I hate the way the site is laid out

i agree with that guy on reddit desu. also shellfish on pizza is fucking retarded.

>mfw i have to pick off the clams and take them off of the pie, completely defeating the point of of a clam pizza

>>17059176
>can’t just take a bite and spit out the shell
Do you also fly into autistic fits of rage when encountering a watermelon seed?

>>17059138
It's a useful site anon. And it's unusable without making an account, that's probably why you think it's so bad. It's absolutely lousy with ineloquent teenagers and onionboys. I can't imagine using the main deal there in earnest. But if you have small, specific interests like I do, it's much more helpful than where we currently are

>>17059154
old reddit had a decent layout. idk how to get it back :/

>>17059034
>I hate reddit
>That's why I go there and self-censor on other sites as if I'm still posting there
I miss when you people hadn't ruined the internet. I'll bet you've got a bunch of Pepes & Wojaks on your phone.

>>17059188
>Do you also fly into autistic fits of rage when encountering a watermelon seed?

how is this controversial?

>>17059209
do people not do this?

>>17059034
>he doesn't know how to partially bite the back of the tail to disconnect it from the shrimp and not waste any meat
god they really are manchildren aren't they

>>17059209
Maybe he thinks other people consider kids as human beings? Unsure.

idk why this pissed me off

>>17059217
>two exclamation points in a thread about cooking
>he
that's a woman anon

>>17059138
>>17059197
just so you know, normalfags consider reddit to be internet subculture and obscure

>>17059223
do people really serve cooked unsauced noodles

>>17059231
>omg_88
based, is she single?

>>17059209
I guess you have to sort by controversial to find the real controversy

After 15 years of browsing the internet, I'm starting to consider making a reddit account to completely insult all these niggers and soyboys. If I use polite language and only imply things I should evade bans, right?

e.g. instead of
>lol, fucking soyboys afraid of shellfish, stop being faggots and eat the thing

use as alternative
>I would say that kind of diminutive problem only warrants the attention of people with doubts about their sexuality.

>reads reddit
>posts on reddit
>comes here just to spam reddit screenshots of some inane reddit garbage
>'but teehee I'm not like the OTHER reddit manchildren'
just go back you absolute faggot

>>17059255
>I'm starting to consider making a reddit account to completely insult all these niggers and soyboys
You'll just get banned by an asshurt mod. Not worth the effort.
Also they type like that to seem smarter than they actually are. They think throwing in a few big words makes them look sophisticated. Lurking r*dditors do the same shit here and it's extremely easy to recognize.
I shit on them every time it happens.

>>17059223
>women
>on the internet

>>17059234
yes,
in adverts.
it makes it stand out. sells the sauce.

>>17059255
Some subs have rules about civility and you can get banned from those for that, but your target will still read your comment, and you can still unleash your reign of terror on the other 100k or whatever subreddits as you wish. Just don't use any of the no-no words like homo, faggot, nigger, tranny, gook, etc. that the admins have filters for and you're good to go

>>17059231
>internet
there are no females on the internet, and the ones you encounter, come with a penis.

>>17059241
idk but she's a student in Ottawa so shoot your shot bro

Good morning sirs have a wonderful day

the chinks showed up

>>17059034
He's right though. I stopped eating seafood because most of the time the food is prepped half-assed

>>17059276
Sounds good, guess I'll do it when I'm extremely bored and taking a break.

>>17059262
There are those faggots that use the infamous paragraph spacing and the passive-agressive quasi polite tone but using "big words" isn't necessarily a reddit thing, sometimes you want to be very precise about what you're typing and there's no simple synonym.

rent free

>>17059305
jfc baka desu senpai

>>17059305
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
The worst part is them exporting these nonissues to the rest of the world through twitter.

lmao look at these retards

>>17059197
D-did you actually type onions out thinking that's what people here call it?
You can say soy on /ck/ bruh

>>17059351
no i was just being cheeky senpai

>>17059317
Well, it’s expected of Spaniards to hate Maxicans, isn’t it?

>>17059034
>double negative

>>17059188
You spit out watermelon seeds?

>>17059368
yeah if you don't then a watermelon plant will grow in your tummy you IDIOT

OP browses Reddit. Browsing that website for any reason makes you a faggot, opinion disregarded.

>>17059087
There's no difference between 4chan and reddit.

>i don't care if it tastes great im not eating it because it will be disgusting

>>17059395
not like us tho on our tranny infested chinese cartoon website, WE'RE cool

>>17059358
We can tell you're a reddit immigrant, you didn't even know about the soyboy filter.

>Reddit bad because they're not degenerate faggots like me

>>17059433
I've been here since otakucon 2006, you lose

>>17059314
I don't know man, but it's been making me want to move away for some time now. Got a master's in stem cell biology, so I'm thinking I might be marketable in europe.

I just eat the tails

Man, 4chan is a shithole but I guess things could still be worse.

>>17059450

Yeah nah he's right, putting boned meat or anything that requires the use of your hands in rice or pasta in sauce can fuck - literally third world tier garbage.

>>17059311
Agree with the post about garlic. I used to dump minced garlic in fucking everything, but then realized I was nuking the flavor of whatever it was that I was eating. You miss the delicate taste/nuance of food when you bombard it with 'lic.

>>17059608
Bone-in meat > boneless

>>17059066
>30 min to cook rice
this is why i don't eat other people's food

>>17059635
I agree, but don't put that shit in rice or noodles.

>>17059096
see, redd*tors are pathetic, but you're actually way more pathetic because you spend a substantial amount of your time worrying about what redd*tors are doing

>>17059116
why did you go to the effort of making this thread at all then

>>17059047
LITTLE BITCH

>>17059317
What's wrong with serving a steak hot? If it's at the desired rareness, I don't want the residual heat to cook the insides.
Have I been cooking steaks wrong this whole time?